The Two Bobs Podcast

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Deep Depths Berry S’more from Homes. https://www.homesbrewery.com/
  • Robert had a Velvet Rush from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/velvet-rush/
  • Follow us on Untapped at @PhilRoberts33 and @lowercaserobert or we’ll hide pig nipples in your McDonald’s food.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like an old shoe: It’s gross but you have to smell it if someone asks you to.
  • A woman steals a fire truck and blames it on potion. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/elixir-of-life-arrest-710843
  • All mammals have nipples but that doesn’t mean we want them in our fast food. Maybe you do though, you sick fucker. https://nypost.com/2021/09/11/mcdonalds-customer-vows-to-go-vegan-after-finding-pig-nipple/
  • A getaway car takes off without one shoplifting suspect. https://fox2now.com/news/getaway-car-takes-off-without-shoplifting-suspect-in-edwardsville-viral-video/
  • A man is tased for twerking...during a traffic stop...in the middle of a highway. Alright, maybe that’s fair. https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2021/09/09/florida-man-tased-for-twerking-during-rainy-traffic-stop
  • Florida man was arrested for exposing himself at seven separate tollbooths.https://www.tampafp.com/toll-booth-willy-florida-man-arrested-after-showing-it-all-at-seven-toll-booths/
  • A drug dealer was busted after calling 911 to report 150 pounds of cocaine were stolen. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/drug-dealer-busted-after-calling-911-to-report-150-lbs-of-cocaine-stolen/

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• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Big Lucious from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/big-luscious/
  • Robert experienced a Black Pumpkin Oatmeal Stout from Buffalo Bill’s. https://www.buffalobillsbrewery.com/black-pumpkin-oatmeal-stout/
  • Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll release Viagra-inoculated mosquitoes into your home.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like that one time you drank a bunch of White Claws and banged a pumpkin.
  • A naked Albuquerque man steals a Biden sign...and that’s all that happened. We feel the story still stands on its own. https://www.tmz.com/2020/10/19/naked-man-steals-biden-harris-sign-front-yard-albuquerque/
  • A thief is busted by cops because he left his severed finger at the crime scene. https://www.the-sun.com/news/1683500/thief-busted-cops-find-severed-finger-scene-robbery/
  • This rich Californian mofo is accused of blaring the Gilligan’s Island theme song to piss off his neighbor. https://www.latimes.com/business/story/2020-10-26/bill-gross-laguna-beach-chihuly-scultpure
    • Some of the worst TV theme songs of all time. You’re welcome. https://www.ranker.com/list/worst-tv-theme-songs/ranker-tv
  • Thousands of genetically modified mosquitoes inoculated with Viagra escaped from a lab in Wuhan. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/wuhan-thousands-of-genetically-modified-mosquitoes-inoculated-with-viagra-escape-from-high-security-laboratory/

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The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers, unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Cynosure SBL from Homes. https://untappd.com/b/homes-brewery-cynosure-raspberry-blueberry-lemon/4326390
  • Robert had a Great Debate Chocolate Milk Stout from Brothers Craft Brewing. https://www.brotherscraftbrewing.com/our-beer/details/chocolate-milk-great-debate/
  • Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll throw a cat at you.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like that one time you sharted in church and made the priest say a dirty word during mass.
  • This journalist knows how to multitask. She’s also a bit of a whore. https://nypost.com/2021/06/01/danish-journalist-has-sex-during-interview-for-segment-on-swingers-club/
  • When you don’t have a gun, use a cat instead. https://www.aol.com/news/ex-con-accused-using-cat-175650194.html
  • This sex doll lover from TTB147: Pancake Battery is down with humans as long as he or she likes to bang dolls too. https://www.folkspaper.com/topic/bodybuilder-in-throuple-with-sex-dolls-says-he-will-only-date-a-human-if-they-are-into-sex-dolls-as-well-4907247064842240.html
  • A Trump supporter (shocking) is busted after going on a serial pooping spree. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/trump-fan-busted-for-serial-pooping-spree-547906
  • Face tattoos are generally a bad idea, but this guy took things to a whole new level of idiocy. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/forehead-tattoo/headband-needed-984013
  • What would a Walmart employee who just won the lottery do if not show up naked to work with his boss’s face tattooed to his ass? https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/lottery-winner-shows-up-naked-for-his-work-shift-at-walmart-store-with-bosss-face-tattooed-on-his-ass/

Please share the show with your friends, and don’t forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening!

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• Follow us on Twitter
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• Follow Robert on Untappd

The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers, unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.