TTB172: Glitter Assault
01/17/22 • 47 min
The Two Bobs episode 172 for Monday, January 17, 2022:
- What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Gravity Shift from Ellison. https://untappd.com/b/ellison-brewery-spirits-gravity-shift-2021/4541087
- Robert nursed a CHONK Rainbow Sherbet Smoothie Sour from Drekker. https://untappd.com/b/drekker-brewing-company-chonk-rainbow-sherbet/4186530
- Follow us on Untapped at @PhilRoberts33 and @lowercaserobert or you’re getting glitter bombed.
- Our favorite fart jar salesperson is retiring after landing in the hospital. That didn’t last long. https://www.eonline.com/news/1315348/90-day-fiances-stephanie-matto-retiring-from-fart-jar-business-after-hospitalization
- This week’s CRAZY NEWS can only be described in sound effects [insert screaming goat sound effect].
- Police arrest a man who had body parts stashed in a stolen car. https://local12.com/amp/news/nation-world/police-arrest-man-who-allegedly-had-body-parts-in-stolen-car-crime-murder-homicide-truck-stolen-body-parts-severed-head-limbs-torso-las-vegas-nevada-eric-holland-p-david-westbrook-richard-p-miller-cincinnati-ohio
- Florida man was arrested after stopping to charge his ankle bracelet while committing a crime. The real crime here is poor planning. https://www.winknews.com/2022/01/12/florida-man-stops-to-charge-ankle-monitor-while-committing-a-crime-faces-grand-theft-auto/
- Florida women were busted for a 3AM glitter attack. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/glitter-bombing-274809
- An Alabama man was arrested for stealing bleachers and dragging them behind his car. https://www.fox10tv.com/news/mobile_county/mpd-arrests-man-for-allegedly-stealing-bleachers-and-dragging-with-his-car/article_9a6e54f4-6f69-11ec-8149-379168111e32.html
- This idiot stole sex toys from an adult novelty store—including an award-winning Autoblow A.I.—after applying for a job there. Needless to say he was caught but it’s unclear whether or not his pants were on at the time. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/adult-world-robbery-274580
- A man sued Netflix for $2MM claiming that binge-watching led to his obesity. https://dailynewsreported.com/food/man-sues-netflix-for-2-million-and-wins-claims-binge-watching-led-to-obesity/
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The Two Bobs episode 172 for Monday, January 17, 2022:
- What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Gravity Shift from Ellison. https://untappd.com/b/ellison-brewery-spirits-gravity-shift-2021/4541087
- Robert nursed a CHONK Rainbow Sherbet Smoothie Sour from Drekker. https://untappd.com/b/drekker-brewing-company-chonk-rainbow-sherbet/4186530
- Follow us on Untapped at @PhilRoberts33 and @lowercaserobert or you’re getting glitter bombed.
- Our favorite fart jar salesperson is retiring after landing in the hospital. That didn’t last long. https://www.eonline.com/news/1315348/90-day-fiances-stephanie-matto-retiring-from-fart-jar-business-after-hospitalization
- This week’s CRAZY NEWS can only be described in sound effects [insert screaming goat sound effect].
- Police arrest a man who had body parts stashed in a stolen car. https://local12.com/amp/news/nation-world/police-arrest-man-who-allegedly-had-body-parts-in-stolen-car-crime-murder-homicide-truck-stolen-body-parts-severed-head-limbs-torso-las-vegas-nevada-eric-holland-p-david-westbrook-richard-p-miller-cincinnati-ohio
- Florida man was arrested after stopping to charge his ankle bracelet while committing a crime. The real crime here is poor planning. https://www.winknews.com/2022/01/12/florida-man-stops-to-charge-ankle-monitor-while-committing-a-crime-faces-grand-theft-auto/
- Florida women were busted for a 3AM glitter attack. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/glitter-bombing-274809
- An Alabama man was arrested for stealing bleachers and dragging them behind his car. https://www.fox10tv.com/news/mobile_county/mpd-arrests-man-for-allegedly-stealing-bleachers-and-dragging-with-his-car/article_9a6e54f4-6f69-11ec-8149-379168111e32.html
- This idiot stole sex toys from an adult novelty store—including an award-winning Autoblow A.I.—after applying for a job there. Needless to say he was caught but it’s unclear whether or not his pants were on at the time. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/adult-world-robbery-274580
- A man sued Netflix for $2MM claiming that binge-watching led to his obesity. https://dailynewsreported.com/food/man-sues-netflix-for-2-million-and-wins-claims-binge-watching-led-to-obesity/
Please share the show with your friends, and don’t forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening!
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TTB171: Fart Jar
The Two Bobs episode 171 for Monday, January 10, 2022:
- What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Frootwood from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/frootwood/
- Robert nursed a Slang De Jour Blueberry Cheesecake from Drekker. https://untappd.com/b/drekker-brewing-company-slang-du-jour-blueberry-cheesecake/4528934
- Follow us on Untapped at @PhilRoberts33 and @lowercaserobert or we’ll hide drugs on your crotch.
- We’ve come a long way since TTB001. Welcome to Season 6!
- This week’s CRAZY NEWS more exciting than your balls dropping on Times Square on New Years Eve.
- Florida man wrapped meth around his penis and then claimed it wasn’t his (the meth, not the penis). https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2021/12/22/florida-man-claims-bags-of-cocaine-meth-found-wrapped-around-penis-arent-his
- A man who faked being disabled in order to get his diaper changed was arrested...again. https://nypost.com/2021/12/28/man-who-faked-being-disabled-teen-to-get-diaper-changed-arrested-again/
- A man in Australia set himself on fire over COVID-19 jab mandates. https://www.skynews.com.au/australia-news/coronavirus/melbourne-man-sets-himself-on-fire-over-jab-mandates/video/eb5e33adbd7e7f673c86f8ba2691a65d
- Yet another squirrel is terrorizing people.https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10349867/Bloodthirsty-grey-SQUIRREL-terrorises-town-biting-18-victims-48-hour-rampage.html
- You think gas prices are high? Try buying jars of fart on the internet! https://sea.mashable.com/life/18671/woman-makes-us45000-weekly-by-selling-her-farts-in-jars
- DNA testing revealed a milkman fathered over 800 children in the 50’s and 60’s. https://dailynewsreported.com/romance/dna-testing-reveals-milkman-fathered-over-800-children-between-1951-and-1964/
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Next Episode
TTB173: Ritz Biscuits
The Two Bobs episode 173 for Monday, January 24, 2022:
- What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a The PastryArchy Naked Fish from DuClaw. https://duclaw.com/beers/the-pastryarchy-naked-fish/
- Robert nursed a Chocolate Peanut Butter Imperial Moo Hoo Stout from Terrapin. https://shop.terrapinbeer.com/collections/to-go-beer/products/chocolate-peanut-butter-pretzel-imperial-moo-hoo-stout
- Follow us on Untapped at @PhilRoberts33 and @lowercaserobert or we’ll send you empty boxes of Girl Scout cookies just to mess with you.
- We reviewed the most delicious Girl Scout cookies because we’re fat and hungry. https://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/the-best-girl-scout-cookies
- This week’s CRAZY NEWS proves that idiocy is still alive and well in the world, especially in Florida.
- A man arrested after a high-speed police chase claimed he wanted to finish his burger before he stopped. https://www.myarklamiss.com/news/top-stories/i-wanted-to-finish-my-hamburger-monroe-man-arrested-after-high-speed-chase/
- Kim Jong Un asks his people to make more poop. Considering how terrified they all are of him, North Korea will probably produce more shit than the rest of the world combined. https://www.thedailybeast.com/desperate-kim-jong-un-pleads-with-north-korean-citizens-to-make-more-poop
- A woman was rushed to the hospital after eating 32 sushi rolls in one sitting. https://nypost.com/2022/01/17/woman-who-ate-32-sushi-rolls-in-one-sitting-rushed-to-the-er/
- Ritz Crackers are being rebranded after backlash from offended caucasians. https://dailynewsreported.com/food/ritz-crackers-to-be-rebranded-as-ritz-biscuits-after-backlash-from-offended-caucasians/
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