
TTB156: Mr. Cockynuts is Missing
06/07/21 • 47 min
The Two Bobs episode 156 for Monday, June 7, 2021:
- What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Cynosure SBL from Homes. https://untappd.com/b/homes-brewery-cynosure-raspberry-blueberry-lemon/4326390
- Robert had a Great Debate Chocolate Milk Stout from Brothers Craft Brewing. https://www.brotherscraftbrewing.com/our-beer/details/chocolate-milk-great-debate/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll throw a cat at you.
- This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like that one time you sharted in church and made the priest say a dirty word during mass.
- This journalist knows how to multitask. She’s also a bit of a whore. https://nypost.com/2021/06/01/danish-journalist-has-sex-during-interview-for-segment-on-swingers-club/
- When you don’t have a gun, use a cat instead. https://www.aol.com/news/ex-con-accused-using-cat-175650194.html
- This sex doll lover from TTB147: Pancake Battery is down with humans as long as he or she likes to bang dolls too. https://www.folkspaper.com/topic/bodybuilder-in-throuple-with-sex-dolls-says-he-will-only-date-a-human-if-they-are-into-sex-dolls-as-well-4907247064842240.html
- A Trump supporter (shocking) is busted after going on a serial pooping spree. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/trump-fan-busted-for-serial-pooping-spree-547906
- Face tattoos are generally a bad idea, but this guy took things to a whole new level of idiocy. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/forehead-tattoo/headband-needed-984013
- What would a Walmart employee who just won the lottery do if not show up naked to work with his boss’s face tattooed to his ass? https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/lottery-winner-shows-up-naked-for-his-work-shift-at-walmart-store-with-bosss-face-tattooed-on-his-ass/
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The Two Bobs episode 156 for Monday, June 7, 2021:
- What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Cynosure SBL from Homes. https://untappd.com/b/homes-brewery-cynosure-raspberry-blueberry-lemon/4326390
- Robert had a Great Debate Chocolate Milk Stout from Brothers Craft Brewing. https://www.brotherscraftbrewing.com/our-beer/details/chocolate-milk-great-debate/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll throw a cat at you.
- This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like that one time you sharted in church and made the priest say a dirty word during mass.
- This journalist knows how to multitask. She’s also a bit of a whore. https://nypost.com/2021/06/01/danish-journalist-has-sex-during-interview-for-segment-on-swingers-club/
- When you don’t have a gun, use a cat instead. https://www.aol.com/news/ex-con-accused-using-cat-175650194.html
- This sex doll lover from TTB147: Pancake Battery is down with humans as long as he or she likes to bang dolls too. https://www.folkspaper.com/topic/bodybuilder-in-throuple-with-sex-dolls-says-he-will-only-date-a-human-if-they-are-into-sex-dolls-as-well-4907247064842240.html
- A Trump supporter (shocking) is busted after going on a serial pooping spree. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/trump-fan-busted-for-serial-pooping-spree-547906
- Face tattoos are generally a bad idea, but this guy took things to a whole new level of idiocy. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/forehead-tattoo/headband-needed-984013
- What would a Walmart employee who just won the lottery do if not show up naked to work with his boss’s face tattooed to his ass? https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/lottery-winner-shows-up-naked-for-his-work-shift-at-walmart-store-with-bosss-face-tattooed-on-his-ass/
Please share the show with your friends, and don’t forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening!
Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627)
Join us on all the social things:
- Follow us on Twitter
- Like our Facebook Page
- Check out our Instagram
- Follow Rob on Untappd
- Follow Robert on Untappd
The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers, unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.
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TTB155: Pizza Battery
The Two Bobs episode 155 for Monday, May 31, 2021:
- What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Blood Orange Honey from Cheboygan Brewing Co. https://www.cheboyganbrewing.com/blood-orange-honey
- Robert had an Orange Vanilla Caramel (not carmel) Macchiato Stout from Old Busthead Brewing Co. https://www.oldbusthead.com/orange-vanilla-caramel-macchiato-stout
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll backhand you with a slice of pizza.
- This week’s CRAZY NEWS is almost as crazy as not getting vaccinated because you think the government is using it to track you. Spoiler alert! Nobody gives a fuck where you are, especially the President. Stop thinking you’re special.
- A dad gets upset at his daughter for not wanting pizza. And rightfully so! https://www.tampafp.com/florida-man-arrested-after-striking-daughter-with-a-slice-of-pizza/
- He’s just not that into you. https://www.ksl.com/article/50173540/man-who-didnt-want-girlfriend-moving-in-with-him-burned-his-trailer-prosecutors-say
- When you don’t have an HOA, sometimes you have to take the law(n) into your own hands. https://siouxlandnews.com/news/local/man-allegedly-sets-neighbors-house-on-fire-because-they-didnt-mow-lawn
- A place in Virginia is serving cicadas in their tacos, taking away the choice of crunchy or soft. https://nypost.com/2021/05/21/virginia-chef-serves-up-tasty-cicada-tacos/
- Sometimes you just gotta fling soiled dog pads at someone who isn’t listening. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/dog-pads-collar-286319
- A 500 pound man sharts on a plane, with condequences even more horrific than you might imagine. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/500-pound-man-spread-coronavirus-to-372-passengers-after-wet-farting-in-airplane-during-flight-to-cancun/
Please share the show with your friends, and don’t forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening!
Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627)
Join us on all the social things:
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The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers, unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.
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TTB157: FIRECRACKER! SHUT UP!
The Two Bobs episode 157 for Monday, July 26, 2021:
- What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Mothership Series Maple Barrel-Aged Frangelic Mountain Brown from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/beer/mothership-series/
- Robert had a Blueberry French Toast from Lickinghole Creek. https://untappd.com/b/lickinghole-creek-craft-brewery-blueberry-french-toast/3796412
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll skinny dip in your pool.
- This week’s CRAZY NEWS is almost as ridiculous as an antivaxxer bitching about having to wear a face mask. Those people are the worst.
- Florida woman was caught skinny dipping in a stranger’s pool and refused to leave. https://nbc-2.com/news/2021/07/20/florida-woman-refuses-to-leave-after-caught-skinny-dipping-in-port-charlotte-pool/
- Sex dolls are super realistic these days. This one was mistaken as a drowning victim. https://nypost.com/2021/06/22/sex-doll-rescued-after-its-mistaken-for-drowning-woman/
- Florida man fought fire with...shouting! This is one explosive story. https://nbc-2.com/news/weird/2021/06/29/firecracker-cape-coral-man-wakes-neighbors-by-screaming-pretending-to-be-a-firework/
- What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, especially criminally extracted teeth. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/nevada-woman-breaks-into-dentist-s-office-pulls-13-teeth-from-patient-police/ar-AAMf2Rp?ocid=msedgntp
- We found another serial pooper, this time in the UK where apparently this kind of behavior is acceptable unless it becomes problematic. https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-british-woman-banned-from-defecating-urinating-in-public-crewe-cheshire-20210716-qo62kjir2zbddbuj7u7pfebn3u-story.html
- It’s not every day that prison inmates are busted for smuggling things out of prison, while being released. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/prisoner-released-after-25-year-sentence-arrested-for-stealing-bed-sheets-from-prison-in-his-rectum/
Please share the show with your friends, and don’t forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening!
Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627)
Join us on all the social things:
- Follow us on Twitter
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The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers, unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.
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