TTB138: Kleptomaniac Squirrel

The Two Bobs episode 138 for Monday, September 14, 2020:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Cinnamon Donut Stout from Blake’s. http://blakesbeerco.com
  • Robert indulged himself in a Li’l Ben’s Milk Stout from Antietam Brewery. https://antietambrewery.com/beer/example/?age-verified=868dd7f3f1
  • Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll swap your eggrolls for spring rolls.
• CRAZY NEWS is like a NASCAR race: a bunch of idiots driving in circles, mostly from Florida.
  • A man in Tennessee called 911 over a thousand times, mostly to sell them eggrolls. Prolly wouldn’t have gotten in trouble if he had offered them some almond boneless chicken. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/egg-roll-call-915027
  • A Florida woman stole a sex toy and did naughty things with it…with her vagina. https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2020/09/08/naked-lady-swipes-intimate-item-naughty-adventure-fort-pierce/5714808002/
  • This guy blew his house up trying to kill a housefly. The status of the fly is unknown. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-54051423
  • A woman glued her vagina shut trying to frame her ex-boyfriend. It’s probably for the best. Nobody wants her procreating. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/woman-glued-up-vagina-attempt-22621636
  • A drunk driver was arrested after crashing into one of those “Drive sober or get pulled over” signs. The universe is now back in balance. https://nbc-2.com/news/crime/2020/09/01/drunk-driver-arrested-after-crashing-into-drive-sober-or-get-pulled-over-sign/
  • A panty-stealing squirrel was captured in Pittsburg. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/fetishist-squirrel-hunted-down-in-pittsburg-after-stealing-hundreds-of-lace-panties-from-clotheslines/

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