TTB138: Kleptomaniac Squirrel
09/14/20 • 45 min
The Two Bobs episode 138 for Monday, September 14, 2020:
- What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Cinnamon Donut Stout from Blake’s. http://blakesbeerco.com
- Robert indulged himself in a Li’l Ben’s Milk Stout from Antietam Brewery. https://antietambrewery.com/beer/example/?age-verified=868dd7f3f1
- Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll swap your eggrolls for spring rolls.
- CRAZY NEWS is like a NASCAR race: a bunch of idiots driving in circles, mostly from Florida.
- A man in Tennessee called 911 over a thousand times, mostly to sell them eggrolls. Prolly wouldn’t have gotten in trouble if he had offered them some almond boneless chicken. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/egg-roll-call-915027
- A Florida woman stole a sex toy and did naughty things with it…with her vagina. https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2020/09/08/naked-lady-swipes-intimate-item-naughty-adventure-fort-pierce/5714808002/
- This guy blew his house up trying to kill a housefly. The status of the fly is unknown. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-54051423
- A woman glued her vagina shut trying to frame her ex-boyfriend. It’s probably for the best. Nobody wants her procreating. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/woman-glued-up-vagina-attempt-22621636
- A drunk driver was arrested after crashing into one of those “Drive sober or get pulled over” signs. The universe is now back in balance. https://nbc-2.com/news/crime/2020/09/01/drunk-driver-arrested-after-crashing-into-drive-sober-or-get-pulled-over-sign/
- A panty-stealing squirrel was captured in Pittsburg. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/fetishist-squirrel-hunted-down-in-pittsburg-after-stealing-hundreds-of-lace-panties-from-clotheslines/
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The Two Bobs episode 138 for Monday, September 14, 2020:
- What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Cinnamon Donut Stout from Blake’s. http://blakesbeerco.com
- Robert indulged himself in a Li’l Ben’s Milk Stout from Antietam Brewery. https://antietambrewery.com/beer/example/?age-verified=868dd7f3f1
- Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll swap your eggrolls for spring rolls.
- CRAZY NEWS is like a NASCAR race: a bunch of idiots driving in circles, mostly from Florida.
- A man in Tennessee called 911 over a thousand times, mostly to sell them eggrolls. Prolly wouldn’t have gotten in trouble if he had offered them some almond boneless chicken. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/egg-roll-call-915027
- A Florida woman stole a sex toy and did naughty things with it…with her vagina. https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2020/09/08/naked-lady-swipes-intimate-item-naughty-adventure-fort-pierce/5714808002/
- This guy blew his house up trying to kill a housefly. The status of the fly is unknown. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-54051423
- A woman glued her vagina shut trying to frame her ex-boyfriend. It’s probably for the best. Nobody wants her procreating. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/woman-glued-up-vagina-attempt-22621636
- A drunk driver was arrested after crashing into one of those “Drive sober or get pulled over” signs. The universe is now back in balance. https://nbc-2.com/news/crime/2020/09/01/drunk-driver-arrested-after-crashing-into-drive-sober-or-get-pulled-over-sign/
- A panty-stealing squirrel was captured in Pittsburg. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/fetishist-squirrel-hunted-down-in-pittsburg-after-stealing-hundreds-of-lace-panties-from-clotheslines/
Please share the show with your friends, and don’t forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening!
Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627)
Join us on all the social things:
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The Two Bobs episode 137 for Monday, September 7, 2020:
- What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Downtown Bourbon Brown by Griffin Claw. https://untappd.com/b/griffin-claw-brewing-company-downtown-bourbon-brown/1087083
- Robert indulged himself in a White Chocolate Raspberry Imperial White Milk Stout. https://stbcbeer.com/beers/white-chocolate-raspberry/
- Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll accuse you of witchcraft.
- This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like a Nickelback song: terrible but you just can’t get it out of your head.
- A couple of expensive cars crashed, and we were there to report it. https://carbuzz.com/news/bugatti-chiron-and-porsche-911-involved-in-4-million-crash
- A dummy stole a tip jar, after applying for a job he probably won’t get. https://www.thepigeonexpress.com/man-robs-pizza-restaurant-right-after-applying-for-a-job-there-gets-caught/
- It’s a well known fact that witchcraft often leads to shootings. https://www.chronicleonline.com/news/crime_and_courts/accusation-of-witchcraft-leads-to-shooting-arrest/article_4306cc20-e7be-11ea-839a-e73ae4644d91.html
- A Ukraine hotttie had to get off the plane in a hurry. Because she was hot. https://www.thesun.ie/news/5852131/woman-walks-plane-wing-too-hot/
- A weirdo drove naked through the Taco Bell drive through because his wife didn’t do her duty and finish his laundry in time for him to eat lunch. https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/oklahoma-man-detained-naked-taco-bell-drive-thru
- Snakes, but not on a plane. You’ll want to keep your mouth closed for this one. https://www.the-sun.com/news/1395500/snake-pulled-throat-slither-sleep-video/
- Some dude named Gaylord sued his parents. For naming him Gaylord. We don’t see the issue. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/teenager-sues-his-parents-for-250000-for-naming-him-gaylord/
Please share the show with your friends, and don’t forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening!
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TTB139: Birthday Poop
The Two Bobs episode 139 for Monday, September 28, 2020:
- What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Barrel-Aged VJ Black from Atwater. https://untappd.com/b/atwater-brewery-barrel-aged-vj-black/2940387
- Robert indulged himself in an Orange Creamsicle IPA from Southern Tier. https://untappd.com/b/southern-tier-brewing-company-orange-creamsicle-ipa/3877596
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll act out a highly inappropriate musical on your front lawn.
- This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like shitty wine: still shitty no matter how long you let it age but still okay if there’s nothing else available.
- Florida man is suing McDonald’s for chipping his tooth on a chicken bone in a nugget. A bone. Inside of a piece of chicken. https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/florida-man-suing-mcdonalds-mcnugget-injury
- Oregon man accidentally shoots himself in the organ. https://www.idahostatesman.com/news/nation-world/national/article245908410.html
- Utah man was arrested for test driving a car…going as fast as 100 MPH…while holding his salesman hostage. https://www.deseret.com/utah/2020/9/21/21448912/man-taking-test-drive-arrested-for-kidnapping-car-salesman-police-say
- Woman was arrested for leading police on a chase and then claiming she had to take a shit and it was her birthday. https://kfor.com/news/local/enid-woman-arrested-after-leading-officers-on-chase-claiming-she-had-to-have-bowel-movement-and-it-was-her-birthday/
- “Secret Services” arrested a naked 89-year-old man for humping a statue in front of the White House. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/secret-services-arrest-a-naked-89-year-old-man-for-humping-a-statue-in-front-of-the-white-house/
Please share the show with your friends, and don’t forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening!
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