TTB182: Lifelong Stump
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05/16/22 • 50 min
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The Two Bobs episode 182 for Monday, May 16, 2022:
- What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Rocky Road Stout from Untitled Art. https://untappd.com/b/untitled-art-rocky-road-stout-w-chocolate-shoppe-ice-cream/4717817
- Robert took down a Bringing Extra Sexy Back from Aslin. https://untappd.com/b/aslin-beer-company-bringing-extra-sexy-back/3948293
- Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll plant a penis on your forearm.
- This week’s CRAZY NEWS can only be described in one word. We’re not going to tell you what it is though because it’s personal.
- A UK man lived six years with a penis attached to his arm. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10779775/The-Man-Penis-Arm-Man-47-lived-six-years-penis-attached-ARM.html
- A soccer (or “football” to the rest of the world) player was dropped from his team for farting and laughing too much. https://www.espn.com/soccer/lyon-fralyon/story/4662498/marcelo-dropped-from-lyon-first-team-for-farting-and-laughing-in-dressing-room-sources
- This guy lost 85 pounds while still eating Taco Bell. Anything is possible! https://www.newsnationnow.com/us-news/man-behind-viral-stuft-nacho-tiktoks-explains-how-he-lost-85-pounds-while-still-eating-taco-bell/
- A suspected lawnmower thief mowed the victim’s grass before taking off. https://kfdm.com/news/local/security-footage-shows-suspected-lawn-mower-thief-mowing-victims-grass-with-it
- A Florida woman pulled over for drunk driving claimed she only drank at red lights. https://dailynewsreported.com/inspirational/florida-woman-claims-she-only-drank-at-red-lights/
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The Two Bobs episode 182 for Monday, May 16, 2022:
- What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Rocky Road Stout from Untitled Art. https://untappd.com/b/untitled-art-rocky-road-stout-w-chocolate-shoppe-ice-cream/4717817
- Robert took down a Bringing Extra Sexy Back from Aslin. https://untappd.com/b/aslin-beer-company-bringing-extra-sexy-back/3948293
- Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll plant a penis on your forearm.
- This week’s CRAZY NEWS can only be described in one word. We’re not going to tell you what it is though because it’s personal.
- A UK man lived six years with a penis attached to his arm. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10779775/The-Man-Penis-Arm-Man-47-lived-six-years-penis-attached-ARM.html
- A soccer (or “football” to the rest of the world) player was dropped from his team for farting and laughing too much. https://www.espn.com/soccer/lyon-fralyon/story/4662498/marcelo-dropped-from-lyon-first-team-for-farting-and-laughing-in-dressing-room-sources
- This guy lost 85 pounds while still eating Taco Bell. Anything is possible! https://www.newsnationnow.com/us-news/man-behind-viral-stuft-nacho-tiktoks-explains-how-he-lost-85-pounds-while-still-eating-taco-bell/
- A suspected lawnmower thief mowed the victim’s grass before taking off. https://kfdm.com/news/local/security-footage-shows-suspected-lawn-mower-thief-mowing-victims-grass-with-it
- A Florida woman pulled over for drunk driving claimed she only drank at red lights. https://dailynewsreported.com/inspirational/florida-woman-claims-she-only-drank-at-red-lights/
Please share the show with your friends, and don’t forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening!
Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627)
Join us on all the social things:
- Follow us on Twitter
- Check out our Instagram
- Follow Rob on Untappd
- Follow Robert on Untappd
The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers, unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.
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TTB181: Holidaymaker
The Two Bobs episode 181 for Monday, May 2, 2022:
- What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Bananas Foster Porter from New Holland. https://www.newhollandbrew.com/jobs/span-styledisplay-nonecoastal-dreamsspan-copy/
- Robert took down a Laser Raptors Double IPA from Aslin. https://untappd.com/b/aslin-beer-company-laser-raptors/1622946
- Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll move into your basement.
- This week’s CRAZY NEWS is as volatile as the stock market.
- It’s 4/20 somewhere! In fact, 500 pounds of it recently spilled onto a Missouri highway. https://www.ksdk.com/article/news/crime/marijuana-missouri-highway-interstate-70-crash/63-281ffd5f-6350-4318-a307-7935011c0e64
- You know the housing market is crazy when homes with a squatter living in the basement are being sold above asking price. https://www.today.com/home/home/home-sold-805k-comes-stranger-living-basement-rcna25804
- Ever wanted to get drunk and take your clothes off? Great news! You can join a group that plans such events at British pubs. https://www.foodandwine.com/news/drink-at-british-pubs-in-the-nude-thanks-to-a-new-events-company
- This reporter was totally oblivious to the gigantic dick in the background of his shot. Photos included! (The dick was inflatable, pervert.) https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/reporter-totally-unaware-giant-inflatable-26678568
- A West Virginia woman showed up naked to her court hearing. https://therecorddelta.com/article/local-woman-faces-charge-shows-up-naked-to-arraignment
- A Walter White lookalike was arrested for hanging from a traffic light and shitting on cars. Don’t worry, it was in Florida where this sort of thing happens daily. https://dailynewsreported.com/breaking-news/walter-white-look-alike-arrested-for-hanging-from-a-traffic-light-and-shitting-on-cars-in-florida/
Please share the show with your friends, and don’t forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening!
Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627)
Join us on all the social things:
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- Follow Rob on Untappd
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The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers, unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.
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TTB183: Rusty Milk
The Two Bobs episode 183 for Monday, May 30, 2022:
- What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Dragon’s Milk Triple Mash from Hew Holland. https://dragonsmilk.com/dragons-milk-triple-mash
- Robert took down a Carrot Cake Slang Du Jour Sour a la Mode from Drekker. https://untappd.com/b/drekker-brewing-company-slang-du-jour-carrot-cake/4798982
- Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert we’ll use your credit card to buy Ritz Oreos.
- Oreo and Ritz got together, made sweet love and had a baby. https://www.chewboom.com/2022/05/24/ritz-crackers-and-oreo-cookies-unveil-new-ritzxoreo-treat/
- This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like that one time you got wasted and had your ex’s name tattooed to your taint.
- This guy’s wife is glitching. https://futurism.com/married-hologram-glitch?mc_cid=8bb0bec52c&mc_eid=5c6ebd72b0
- Of all the cheeseburger heists we’ve covered this one is the most adorable. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/toddler-cheeseburger-heist-reactions_n_628c154de4b05cfc269024cb
- A sheep was sentenced to three years in prison for killing a woman in Africa. https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/sheep-sentenced-to-three-years-in-jail-for-killing-a-woman-in-africa-3003935
- A woman is wanted for calling 911 over a messed-up McDonald’s order.https://www.fox13news.com/news/polk-county-woman-wanted-for-calling-911-over-mcdonalds-order
- Florida man blew up someone’s mailbox over a landscaping dispute with the previous homeowner.https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-accused-of-blowing-up-homeowners-mailbox-in-dispute-over-landscape-services
- This lady pulled an Amber Heard at a Walmart self-check-out (In case you’ve been living under a rock for the past few months, she pooped on it). https://dailynewsreported.com/car-wax/woman-channels-amber-heard-as-she-shits-in-self-checkout-line-at-walmart/
Please share the show with your friends, and don’t forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening!
Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627)
Join us on all the social things:
- Follow us on Twitter
- Check out our Instagram
- Follow Rob on Untappd
- Follow Robert on Untappd
The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers, unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.
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