TTB189: Hot Circle of Garbage

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08/08/22 • 57 min

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The Two Bobs episode 189 for Monday, August 8, 2022: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Deleterious Vanilla from Odd Side. https://untappd.com/b/odd-side-ales-deleterious-vanilla/3489067 Robert took down a Blueberry Cobbler Muffin from Great Notion, and hated every minute of it. https://untappd.com/b/great-notion-brewing-blueberry-cobbler-muffin/3433561 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll force feed you cat food. There’s a craft beer shortage. Fuck. https://www.nbcnews.com/business/consumer/craft-beer-breweries-shutting-down-carbon-dioxide-shortage-rcna41346 This week’s CRAZY NEWS is ___________. I can’t think of anything clever so do it your damn self. (You don't tell me what to do. -Robert) Utah man—probably Mormon—started a forest fire trying to kill a spider with a lighter. https://www.ksl.com/article/50450452/utah-man-trying-to-kill-spider-with-lighter-started-springville-wildfire-police-say An airline passenger was fined trying to smuggle undeclared McMuffins across the border. https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/passenger-fined-after-undeclared-mcmuffins-found-in-luggage/index.html Fancy Feast just opened a restaurant for humans. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/fancy-feast-human-restaurant-launch_n_62e605f8e4b006483a9e26bf A woman in VA was surprised to find a snake inside a popcorn bag at the grocery store. No, “snake” isn’t a euphemism for penis. https://www.fox5dc.com/news/virginia-woman-discovers-snake-inside-bag-of-popcorn-at-grocery-store This abuela requested her grave adorned with a gigantic cock and balls. https://www.vice.com/en/article/wxnnqw/mexico-dick-tombstone Nickelback is destroying the world. This guy was locked up after throwing a beer bottle at a bartender who changed Led Zeppelin to Nickelback on the jukebox. https://dailynewsreported.com/car-wax/man-locked-up-after-throwing-beer-bottle-at-bartender-who-changed-led-zeppelin-to-nickelback-on-the-jukebox/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers, unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

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TTB188: Real Life “Up”!

The Two Bobs episode 188 for Monday, August 1, 2022: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Smooth Collider from Boulevard Brewing. https://www.boulevard.com/beerinfo/smooth-collider/ Robert took down a Slushy XXL Superman Triple Scoop from 450 North Brewing. https://untappd.com/b/450-north-brewing-company-slushy-xxxl-superman-triple-scoop/4870195 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll smuggle you onto a Space Force rocket and hit the launch button. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like visiting Michigan and not eating almond boneless chicken and puffy tacos. Why are you even here? This very special hero drove a stolen truck to Space Force to warn them that aliens are coming. https://www.military.com/daily-news/2022/07/25/florida-man-accused-of-driving-space-force-base-stolen-truck-warn-of-aliens.html A strip club was reborn into a Christian school. Hopefully they kept the stripper poles, as Jesus would have wanted. https://www.tmj4.com/news/local-news/former-strip-club-transformed-into-christian-school-in-ozaukee-county After eating a ham sandwich, a man hasn’t stopped farting for five years. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-who-hasnt-stopped-farting-27556904?int_source=nba A burglar who burgled had to return to the scene of the burglary because he forgot his keys while burgling. https://www.foxnews.com/us/california-burglar-returns-crime-scene-mistakenly-leaving-keys-behind-report-says Florida Woman was arrested outside of a Publix after waving a pitchfork and a whip because nobody was buying her teddy bears. Not surprisingly, this is one of the tamest news stories out of Florida this week. https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2022/07/20/woman-with-pitchfork-whip-tries-to-sell-teddy-bears-at-lake-county-publix-florida-highway-patrol-says/ A woman fell to her death when her ex-husband attached birthday balloons to her chair. It’s a real-life "Up", only instead of finding a talking dog, she splattered her person all over the ground. https://dailynewsreported.com/love-conquers/woman-falls-to-death-when-ex-husband-attaches-balloons-to-her-chair-at-their-grandsons-1st-birthday/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers, unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

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TTB190: CHONKY Boi

The Two Bobs episode 190 for Monday, August 22, 2022: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Malaphor from Transient. https://transientartisanales.com/taplist Robert took down a CHONK Peanut Butter & Jelly Supreme Sundae Sour from Drekker. https://untappd.com/b/drekker-brewing-company-chonk-peanut-butter-and-jelly-supreme/4818386 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll steal an excavator and use it to bury all your belongings. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is almost as shocking as Trump thinking it would be cool to grab a few boxes of classified documents on his way out. DoorDash brought this guy some weed. We can only imagine the markup. https://myfox28columbus.com/news/local/unwanted-side-of-marijuana-found-in-food-delivered-by-doordash-driver-columbus-franklin-county-ohio-division-of-police This guy tried to outrun police using an excavator. https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/wanted-man-drives-excavator-leads-deputies-on-chase-in-worlds-slowest-pursuit An alligator bit Florida Man in the face while swimming in a lake. He calls it bad luck; we call it Social Darwinism. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/florida-man-hospitalized-after-an-alligator-bit-his-face-while-swimming-in-a-lake/ar-AA10raEL A random dude, a rabbi and an eskimo walk into a bar with a hand grenade. Well the rabbi and eskimo aren't real but the random dude is. https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article264610046.html A man defecated on his neighbor’s lawn in retaliation for the neighbor’s dog shitting on his. https://kdvr.com/news/local/caught-on-camera-man-defecates-on-neighbors-lawn/ A millennial won the lottery the day after his parents kicked him out of their house for being a loser. We just hoped he learned a valuable lesson. https://dailynewsreported.com/car-wax/fortnite-playing-millennial-wins-lottery-day-after-parents-kick-him-out-for-being-a-bum-buys-house-next-door/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers, unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.