TTB163: Toll Booth Willie
09/20/21 • 48 min
The Two Bobs episode 163 for Monday, September 20, 2021:
- What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Deep Depths Berry S’more from Homes. https://www.homesbrewery.com/
- Robert had a Velvet Rush from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/velvet-rush/
- Follow us on Untapped at @PhilRoberts33 and @lowercaserobert or we’ll hide pig nipples in your McDonald’s food.
- This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like an old shoe: It’s gross but you have to smell it if someone asks you to.
- A woman steals a fire truck and blames it on potion. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/elixir-of-life-arrest-710843
- All mammals have nipples but that doesn’t mean we want them in our fast food. Maybe you do though, you sick fucker. https://nypost.com/2021/09/11/mcdonalds-customer-vows-to-go-vegan-after-finding-pig-nipple/
- A getaway car takes off without one shoplifting suspect. https://fox2now.com/news/getaway-car-takes-off-without-shoplifting-suspect-in-edwardsville-viral-video/
- A man is tased for twerking...during a traffic stop...in the middle of a highway. Alright, maybe that’s fair. https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2021/09/09/florida-man-tased-for-twerking-during-rainy-traffic-stop
- Florida man was arrested for exposing himself at seven separate tollbooths.https://www.tampafp.com/toll-booth-willy-florida-man-arrested-after-showing-it-all-at-seven-toll-booths/
- A drug dealer was busted after calling 911 to report 150 pounds of cocaine were stolen. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/drug-dealer-busted-after-calling-911-to-report-150-lbs-of-cocaine-stolen/
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The Two Bobs episode 163 for Monday, September 20, 2021:
- What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Deep Depths Berry S’more from Homes. https://www.homesbrewery.com/
- Robert had a Velvet Rush from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/velvet-rush/
- Follow us on Untapped at @PhilRoberts33 and @lowercaserobert or we’ll hide pig nipples in your McDonald’s food.
- This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like an old shoe: It’s gross but you have to smell it if someone asks you to.
- A woman steals a fire truck and blames it on potion. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/elixir-of-life-arrest-710843
- All mammals have nipples but that doesn’t mean we want them in our fast food. Maybe you do though, you sick fucker. https://nypost.com/2021/09/11/mcdonalds-customer-vows-to-go-vegan-after-finding-pig-nipple/
- A getaway car takes off without one shoplifting suspect. https://fox2now.com/news/getaway-car-takes-off-without-shoplifting-suspect-in-edwardsville-viral-video/
- A man is tased for twerking...during a traffic stop...in the middle of a highway. Alright, maybe that’s fair. https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2021/09/09/florida-man-tased-for-twerking-during-rainy-traffic-stop
- Florida man was arrested for exposing himself at seven separate tollbooths.https://www.tampafp.com/toll-booth-willy-florida-man-arrested-after-showing-it-all-at-seven-toll-booths/
- A drug dealer was busted after calling 911 to report 150 pounds of cocaine were stolen. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/drug-dealer-busted-after-calling-911-to-report-150-lbs-of-cocaine-stolen/
Please share the show with your friends, and don’t forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening!
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Previous Episode
TTB162: Cat Coats
The Two Bobs episode 162 for Monday, September 13, 2021:
- What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a White Russian Nitro from Left Hand. https://lefthandbrewing.com/beers/white-russian-nitro
- Robert had a The Child IPA from Unseen Creatures. https://untappd.com/b/unseen-creatures-brewing-and-blending-the-child/3639476
- Follow us on Untapped at @PhilRoberts33 and @lowercaserobert or we’ll make a fur coat out of your cat.
- This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like that time you lost your virginity: It won’t last long and it will leave you mildly disappointed.
- A naked woman drove a golf cart through a standoff in—you guessed it—Florida. https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/naked-woman-drove-golf-cart-through-armed-standoff-in-dunedin-deputy-says/
- This Dairy Queen customer was not having the restaurant’s mask policy so he did the only logical thing: whipped out his dick and pissed on the counter. https://vancouverisland.ctvnews.ca/mobile/dairy-queen-customer-urinates-at-counter-after-mask-dispute-on-vancouver-island-1.5567370
- An Omaha man stabbed himself in the leg while driving holding a knife and eating Taco Bell. https://omaha.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/omaha-man-stabs-himself-in-leg-while-driving-holding-knife-and-eating-taco-bell/article_08ed535c-0cd3-11ec-ac5f-33d712bb7ff2.html
- Yet another domestic violence case involving pasta. There’s literally nothing else to say at this point. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/domestic-battery/another-pasta-battery-923518
- A Michigan man sued his parents for trashing his porn collection and won a $30,441 settlement. https://apnews.com/article/indiana-michigan-muncie-grand-haven-d52201655d54b71aa0d544245c1ecc97
- Sound familiar? We talked about this basement dweller back in April 2019 in TTB099: Smut Collection. Listen here: https://www.thetwobobs.com/099/
- A little old lady was arrested for stealing neighborhood cats and using their fur to make coats. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/little-old-lady-arrested-for-making-fur-coats-with-neighbors-cats/
Please share the show with your friends, and don’t forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening!
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Next Episode
TTB164: Pizza Roll Pooper
The Two Bobs episode 164 for Monday, September 27, 2021:
- What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Key Lime A La Mode from Ferndale Project. https://untappd.com/b/ferndale-project-key-lime-a-la-mode/4046933
- Robert had a Waiting Imperial Stout from Aslin. https://untappd.com/b/aslin-beer-company-waiting/4288447
- Follow us on Untapped at @PhilRoberts33 and @lowercaserobert or don’t be surprised if you find a little surprise on your pizza rolls.
- Kellie decorated for fall, while blasting the A/C when it was 50° outside. Turns out Melissa does that, too. We set the record straight so there would be no more mistakes.
- This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like pineapple on pizza, terrible and should be illegal.
- This guy was caught shitting on a bag of pizza rolls. He didn’t get the memo that the shit comes AFTER you eat them and is supposed to go into the toilet. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/pizza-roll-pooper-moore-oklahoma_n_614388a6e4b0d808bf267db2
- A man with a diaper fetish hasn’t used a toilet in over five weeks. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/love-sex/man-diaper-fetish-hasnt-used-24989234
- A woman calls police to turn her boyfriend in for stealing a car...while they were riding in it together. https://fox17.com/news/local/girlfriend-calls-police-to-turn-in-boyfriend-for-reward-money-while-together-in-stolen-car
- A Mississippi man took a free car only to discover a dead body in the trunk. https://www.wlbt.com/2021/09/20/men-take-vehicle-with-free-car-sign-later-find-body-trunk/
- A UK homeowner found a spooky doll inside of a wall along with a note claiming she murdered the original owners. https://nypost.com/2021/09/20/uk-homeowner-finds-doll-with-chilling-message-inside-walluk-homeowner-finds-spooky-doll-with-chilling-message-inside-wall/
- A rabid prostitute was shot dead by police. An autopsy revealed a dozen chewed off penises in her stomach. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/detroit-rabid-prostitute-shot-dead-by-police-autopsy-reveals-12-chewed-off-penises-in-her-stomach/
Please share the show with your friends, and don’t forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening!
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