TTB185: Trouser Snakes

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07/04/22 • 65 min

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The Two Bobs episode 185 for Monday, July 4, 2022: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Dragon’s Milk Reserve: Bourbon Barrel-Aged Stout with Stoopwafel Cookies, Coffee, Caramel and Cinnamon from New Holland (well, not actually on the episode, but "it's the thought that counts", right?) https://www.dragonsmilk.com/reserve Robert took down a Slushy XXL Banana Split from 405 North Brewing. https://untappd.com/b/450-north-brewing-company-slushy-xxl-banana-split/4870168 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll send trouser snakes to your home. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is...there are no words. Rob was over-served. This guy’s scrotum whistles. https://nypost.com/2022/06/29/man-with-whistling-scrotum-escapes-death-after-emergency/ This guy robbed someone over nuggets. No, it wasn’t Robert. https://nypost.com/2022/06/29/man-with-whistling-scrotum-escapes-death-after-emergency/ This lady had her pants eaten by snakes. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/indecent-exposure/trouser-snakes-289617 This guy sent a dick pic to every passenger on his flight. https://nypost.com/2022/06/27/man-sends-penis-pic-to-all-passengers-on-plane-gets-outed-on-tiktok/ This guy stole a police car and responded to a 911 call. https://www.police1.com/suspect-pursuit/articles/drunk-man-responds-to-911-call-in-stolen-patrol-car-police-say-gnRy6MnVJVvGeJgE/ This couple tried to sell their children for Bitcoin. https://dailynewsreported.com/uncategorized/alabama-couple-tried-to-sell-their-children-for-bitcoin/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers, unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

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TTB184: Socks On The Beach

The Two Bobs episode 184 for Monday, June 27, 2022: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an Imperial Chocolate PB Stout from Big Lake Brewing. https://untappd.com/login?go_to=https://untappd.com/b/big-lake-brewing-imperial-chocolate-pb-stout/4113535 Robert took down a Slang du Jour Apricot Shortbread Cookie Smoothie Sour from Drekker. https://untappd.com/b/drekker-brewing-company-slang-du-jour-apricot-shortbread-cookie/4839529 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll force you to wear socks to the beach. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is way less half-assed than these show notes because Rob dropped the ball and had to rush them. He promises he’ll make it up to us next week. Who knew falling into a vat of chocolate was a bad thing? https://www.cnn.com/2022/06/09/us/chocolate-tank-rescue-pennsylvania/index.html A weird fish that looks like a penis washed up onto the shore of a California beach. https://www.iflscience.com/thousands-of-penis-fish-washed-up-on-a-californian-beach-and-people-are-big-fans-54457 Some guy, who wasn’t pregnant, wouldn’t share that info and can no longer donate blood. https://nypost.com/2022/06/20/man-denied-giving-blood-after-refusing-to-answer-if-he-was-pregnant/ Who wears socks on the beach? https://www.the-sun.com/uncategorized/5598894/woman-socks-beach-tiktok/ If you’re ever attacked by an emu, apparently pool noodles will keep you safe. And they’re still legal in all 50 states (so far). https://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/Texas-man-brandishes-pool-noodle-to-fend-off-emu-17245764.php A woman cuts off her boyfriend’s finger to get rich quick, but somehow the cops figured it out. https://dailynewsreported.com/togetherness/woman-cuts-off-boyfriends-finger-deep-fries-it-and-serves-it-to-him-all-in-an-effort-to-sue-her-workplace-for-him-having-a-finger-in-his-food/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers, unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

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TTB186: Rogue Pot Farm

The Two Bobs episode 186 for Monday, July 18, 2022: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Toasted Coconut Deleterious from Odd Side. https://untappd.com/b/odd-side-ales-toasted-coconut-deleterious/4695025 Robert took down a Slang Du Jour Pineapple Upside Down Cake from Drekker. https://untappd.com/b/drekker-brewing-company-slang-du-jour-pineapple-upside-down-cake/4092627 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll sell you for nose job money. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is 100% true, as are all of our news stories. Bigfoot made a guy kill his fishing partner. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/oklahoma-man-says-bigfoot-made-him-kill-his-fishing-partner-police-say/ar-AAZtNqV A mother in Russia was arrested for selling her newborn to pay for a nose job. In her defense, the nose really needed work. https://www.fox3now.com/russian-mother-arrested-for-selling-newborn-baby-to-pay-for-nose-job/ Florida man tried to flee police on a riding lawnmower. He probably couldn’t afford gas for his real car. Thanks, Russia. https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-man-tries-to-flee-deputies-on-riding-lawn-mower/ A guy got stuck in a stove pipe at a Little Caesars. Well, now we know what their pepperoni is made of. https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/dekalb-county/man-gets-stuck-stove-pipe-dekalb-little-caesars-after-trying-enter-business-roof/6HJLO5AASVEA7GPRMO63HXM2YU/ Hundreds of marijuana plants grew from an ethical drug dealer’s grave.https://dailynewsreported.com/breakingnews/100s-of-pot-plants-have-grown-from-this-ethical-drug-dealers-grave-after-his-friends-spread-marijuana-seeds-over-his-casket-during-the-funeral/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers, unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.