From potty disasters to potty mouths

05/30/23 • 35 min

Matt's currently enjoying potty training a 2 year old (Lola) who insists on doing everything solo - including attempting to empty a potty by herself that's full to the brim with her business. Ash takes the family on a holiday to Queensland, which includes lugging 8 bags, cot and baby seat across the boarder, getting two flat tyres and being on the receiving end of a foul-mouthed spray from his 3 year old. Matt also has an incident with a post-sex towel thanks to his mother.

We also have a crack at answering your parenting questions:

Do you have a song that you sing to your kids when they're having a full blown tantrum?
Do you judge other dads?

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We also have a crack at answering your parenting questions:

Do you have a song that you sing to your kids when they're having a full blown tantrum?
Do you judge other dads?

Follow @twodotingdads on Instagram here. Or slide into our DM's with any parenting question you need answered by a couple of doting dads.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Previous Episode

Quake shake voms & park fights

Ash has just uncovered his wife's devious lunch prep behaviour - hiding mint slices in Oscar's daycare lunches. Matt experiences the full roller coaster of parenting as a joyous day at the park with the kids and his dog descends into chaos when a blue heeler goes rogue (no dogs were harmed in the making of this podcast). Now that Oscar has a raging sugar addiction, he takes down Ash's whole Quake Shake at the supermarket but overdoses and vomits the whole thing back up in aisle 4.

We also have a crack at answering your parenting questions:

How much leisure time should be allowed for a new dad?
Have you had a parenting moment where you thought ‘I'm glad no one was around to see that?’

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Next Episode

Circumcised at 6 and the Pooping Houdini

Ash divulges into his love of paper bags from the grocery store and why it makes him feel so masculine. Matt thought they had an intruder in the bedroom so instincts kicked in and his limbs went flying - turns out it was just Marlie making her midnight stroll into their bed. And Macey has just picked up the habit of disappearing from Ash's eyes and the only way to find her is by following the scent of poop.

We also have a crack at answering your parenting questions: