
Circumcised at 6 and the Pooping Houdini
06/06/23 • 38 min
Ash divulges into his love of paper bags from the grocery store and why it makes him feel so masculine. Matt thought they had an intruder in the bedroom so instincts kicked in and his limbs went flying - turns out it was just Marlie making her midnight stroll into their bed. And Macey has just picked up the habit of disappearing from Ash's eyes and the only way to find her is by following the scent of poop.
We also have a crack at answering your parenting questions:
- How did guys feel about sex with your partner when they were pregnant?
- Circumcision - yay or nay ? (Matt got the hooded cobra snipped when he was 6)
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Ash divulges into his love of paper bags from the grocery store and why it makes him feel so masculine. Matt thought they had an intruder in the bedroom so instincts kicked in and his limbs went flying - turns out it was just Marlie making her midnight stroll into their bed. And Macey has just picked up the habit of disappearing from Ash's eyes and the only way to find her is by following the scent of poop.
We also have a crack at answering your parenting questions:
- How did guys feel about sex with your partner when they were pregnant?
- Circumcision - yay or nay ? (Matt got the hooded cobra snipped when he was 6)
Follow @twodotingdads on Instagram here. Or slide into our DM's with any parenting question you need answered by a couple of doting dads.
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From potty disasters to potty mouths
Matt's currently enjoying potty training a 2 year old (Lola) who insists on doing everything solo - including attempting to empty a potty by herself that's full to the brim with her business. Ash takes the family on a holiday to Queensland, which includes lugging 8 bags, cot and baby seat across the boarder, getting two flat tyres and being on the receiving end of a foul-mouthed spray from his 3 year old. Matt also has an incident with a post-sex towel thanks to his mother.
We also have a crack at answering your parenting questions:
- Do you have a song that you sing to your kids when they're having a full blown tantrum?
- Do you judge other dads?
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Public sharts and parenting lies !
After a tough morning with the girls, Matt is guilted by a clip he saw on social media. Can we normalise parents not enjoying every second!? Ash realises the apple doesn't fall far from the tree after Oscar had a little accident with a fart that was carrying cargo - he's also a man who has publicly experienced sharting. Whilst we're on the topic, Matt relives the moment he pissed for so long, he passed out and headbutted the corner of a bath. Both gents then go through some of the common parenting-lies we tell our kids.
We also have a crack at answering your parenting questions:
- To dummy or not to dummy?
- What's your favourite show for your kids to watch?
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Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash - Circumcised at 6 and the Pooping Houdini
Transcript
Hey, we had a few comments about your swearing in the last episode.
Speaker 2Did you see that I haven't seen that? Is it our ageous?
Speaker 1Yeah? It's huge, like canashtop swearing?
Speaker 2Seriously, what buck off?
Speaker 1I'm just joking. Welcome back to Two Dads.
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