The Rum Runnas Podcast

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Italian government tries to have Noble Peace Prize Winner speak but gets a dose of Final Fantasy Porn, Midland school's principle (That doesn't seem very inclusive) promises there isn't litter boxes for students but can we be sure they didn't move them, Meijer grocery employee solves workplace disagreement by splashing a jar of poo and pee on their pants the punishment is very vague, TX woman finds out the hard way that you can't buy kids at Walmart, Drunk Priest in India tries to decapitate a goat ends up slitting a man's throat (We don't know how he screwed that up).

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Featured Stories / Sources:

FFVII Porn During Government Meeting / IGN:

https://sea.ign.com/final-fantasy-vii-remake/180941/news/italian-government-meeting-interrupted-by-final-fantasy-vii-porn?fbclid=IwAR2hI8sC2SJKDcJhtXeyJNgMVMozyezeRsFVtbZgJXv0zrh5cxnnXqoU5Fg

Kids aren’t Using the Litter Boxes / Midland Daily News:

https://www.ourmidland.com/news/article/No-there-was-never-a-litterbox-in-a-Midland-16794724.php?fbclid=IwAR1QzUcg0x31gZGpWSAagCbKlMGq4zbLTGV2VDClK7R-ov_69NSMPE1jumI

Jar of Pee and Poo / ABC Up North Live:

https://upnorthlive.com/news/local/police-meijer-employee-splashes-another-employee-with-jar-full-of-feces-urine?fbclid=IwAR1WU2CMdiKfat1iTqK735muCog3Ciiy34FF4athiHgCb9HmHU21gMrjLOc

You Can't Buy Kids At Walmart / KSAT:

https://www.ksat.com/news/local/2022/01/22/texas-woman-arrested-for-allegedly-trying-to-purchase-child-at-walmart-checkout-deputies-say/?fbclid=IwAR16FJSdcTC_zpHQmkfaxonVsLvs1_UrpOaom513M5MVVZw8D83-4mVCZeU

Goat Sacrifice Goes Wrong / MSN (Microsoft News):

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/animal-sacrifice-sees-drunk-priest-allegedly-behead-man-instead-of-goat/ar-AASTPHj?li=BBnb7Kz&fbclid=IwAR3y9wMDg-UCGsJxv9aleSQLvO1NIBLHmQvTWrIe4qkHaWuXZmqJ7Ocs8Lg

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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A melon strikes a passing car in either a malicious act or the first ever produce smiting, Legally blind 71yr old MI man tries to steal a helicopter (vaguely) makes weird threats to a hospital wants to steal an ambulance and COVID patients decides to get snacks instead is then taken down by way too many cops, IN teacher of the year retires but not before chasing down and smacking a student so hard his head bounces off a wall, Thai wife is furious her husband chose fun over cooking so she shoots him in the penis with a harpoon and twists it she's not in jail and he's not going home quite yet, and Floridaman's high is what he expected so he calls the cops to test the meth he just got!

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Featured Stories / Sources:

Beware of Falling Melons / TNP:

https://tnp.straitstimes.com/news/singapore/watermelon-falls-sky-jurong-damages-car-shocks-driver?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1cpDEU1D8_mCdEKfqe06aa_n9do5m0CN4_AEpwp4W1hWP045evPvvMKJg

Blind Old Man Tries to Steal a Chopper / mLive:

https://www.mlive.com/news/saginaw-bay-city/2022/03/michigan-man-pleads-to-trying-to-steal-helicopter-to-free-covid-patients-from-hospitals.html?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR0WoAr5_s-3JPxdSBD47c1eSouKfLxDc3eQdnju9CJydmzh6u5QFy20o9k

Teacher Smacks a Student / Local12:

https://local12.com/news/nation-world/teacher-of-the-year-winner-arrested-after-seen-on-camera-hitting-a-student-felony-assault-charges-arrest-police-jimtown-high-school-elkhart-county-indiana-education-school-law-cincinnati-ohio?fbclid=IwAR0kFPcOGKuIUCJuXbWs42ragDiE2r_ZlsRNwSIu6cRZgh3eP74vVYDJt4I

No Food Means Harpoon to the Penis / MalayMail:

https://www.malaymail.com/news/life/2022/03/07/thai-wife-shoots-husbands-penis-with-fishing-harpoon-because-he-didnt-cook/2045878

Floridaman "Hey Cops, Test My Meth" / Fox News:

https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-man-calls-911-to-have-meth-tested-for-authenticity-deputies-say

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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A drunk woman in Orlando International Airport leads airport security on a low speed motorized luggage chase through the terminal, A NYC train full of poop is bound for AL in an apparently infamous poop train incident, An AL gas station attendant defends his wife from a thief with the only weapon he had nearby,,, yep you guessed it a tomahawk, AZ priest has been getting literally 1 word wrong during baptism ceremonies voiding not only the baptism but all subsequent Sacraments leaving thousands of babies souls forfeit, and Floridaman gets utterly hammered on his lunch break and decides to go back to his job as a school bus driver and try to drop off 40 kids.

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Featured Stories / Sources:

Low Speed Pursuit / Click Orlando:

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2022/02/15/full-video-drunken-woman-on-motorized-suitcase-leads-police-chase-through-orlando-airport-officials-say/?fbclid=IwAR3WXXcnruzBAvHK12AndicwDhAuKePLSmJBuifOS0I7lMGLusZZFx-OC8o

The Poop Train Cometh / AL News:

https://www.al.com/news/2022/02/new-york-poop-train-may-be-back-in-alabama-state-orders-temporary-halt.html

Told You I'd Use The Tomahawk / CBS (WKRG):

https://www.wkrg.com/mobile-county/citgo-clerk-defends-wife-with-tomahawk-during-attempted-theft/?fbclid=IwAR1lEl214P-RJPMRhaw-lWSxhiEcFr6q0jVLbTScOG3BAzsfc-E0gO3RAdw

Your soul is forfeit / NPR:

https://www.npr.org/2022/02/15/1080829813/priest-resigns-baptisms?fbclid=IwAR0_6Cx3hERuk0UVxyMwHQM9A30IrmCPsLG46ABR1EqzIxZ_O4ydlj1k7jc

Floridaman / ABC (WPBF):

https://www.wpbf.com/article/florida-school-bus-driver-arrested-kids-alcohol/39045423?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR0Z81lvakzwkAk7R_YSlTSvGd5CARrt_dPubSGt8i5RRveNSwNgOUODlaE

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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: An OH woman gets shorted on her chicken order and calls the police (The real question is why can restaurants steal from you but you cant steal from them?), British man is mocked by people and media outlets for putting vegetable oil in his car with absolutely no information gathered on whether his car could accept it or not (#BritishNewsisBullies), NC man drops off his dog at a shelter because he thinks it's gay (Let your dog love who it wants!), TX Man assaults his girlfriend threatens her with a gun and a knife douses her in bleach cuts her hair and then forces her to come to a job interview (luckily it was at a jail so he didn't have far to go), and a woman catches a regular cold falls into a coma and forgets 20 years (easiest way to no longer have to be birthday gifts...I'm sorry I forgot all about your birthdays).

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Featured Stories / Sources:

911 I Want My Chicken / Wavy:

https://www.wavy.com/news/national/i-want-my-chicken-woman-calls-911-about-incorrect-kfc-order/

Oil is Oil / Manchester Evening News:

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/tesco-customer-filmed-filling-car-23413953?fbclid=IwAR1oRRPTxBeeMcu6pxVT1JUd-WiEKGjdNL5D1CRZ9ei5P6hfQ1eqG8Qp2Rg

No Gay Dogs Allowed / WCCB:

https://www.wccbcharlotte.com/2022/03/17/dog-dumped-at-local-shelter-because-owners-say-hes-gay/?fbclid=IwAR0eIq_jD3SpB6AVBGtfzOmilBxiz_xHkj_1nIxMmG1PclGdHtkikvSRnbk

Kidnapper Takes Victim to Interview at Jail / ABC:

https://kvia.com/top-stories/2022/03/17/police-say-el-paso-man-assaulted-woman-forced-her-to-join-him-at-job-interview-at-jail/?fbclid=IwAR01gCJipgPE_hLUFxrYgotfqwsWM1-ZzmosCuoKuYWoI5PScJQaOFlZHNY

Gets Sick Forgets 20 Years / Oddee:

https://www.oddee.com/woman-forgets-20-years-of-memories-after-catching-a-cold-62074/

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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A GA man kidnaps a woman for not returning the go-kart that she never stole from him, CO man poops on a little girl's picnic table and steals her scooter (Unknown if the girl was on the naughty list), US woman smuggles multiple spider monkeys across US Border unclear if she's even in any trouble, Masterchef Ecuador in hot water after using endangered animals as ingredients (Except Capybara which are "least concerned" whatever that means), and LA police officers are still fired for ignoring a robbery to catch Pokémon, but it was a Snorlax.

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Story Links and Sources:

Go-Kart Kidnapping / The Atlanta Journal-Constitution :

https://www.ajc.com/news/newnan-man-accused-of-kidnapping-woman-at-gunpoint-over-go-kart/ZIVKF3YEMZEBXL4XFF4ZMB3UOI/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1EoCiP0LKcWeFy7SfmSvCS9n1wohC5Xjoc224NmaGn3jZmjdcsgm7-dfo

Merry Christmas Poop Table / Fox News:

https://kdvr.com/news/local/man-poops-on-childs-picnic-table-then-steals-her-scooter-on-christmas/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR3nHXTBMrB6jsOi4EpzWML788NoQniJjkyoCGAN8ZY0LO_Z3bWF22XYamY

Monkey Smuggling / Microsoft News:

https://www.msn.com/en-US/news/us/woman-found-smuggling-spider-monkeys-in-duffel-bag-across-us-border/ar-AASsS45?ocid=sapphireappshare&utm_source&fbclid=IwAR0fEn3vamcMDYovuwPfLaImPZ5wMxgQByxIiXz5YZZh70tTwAC8jB-GaI8

Masterchef Endangered Animals / VICE:

https://www.vice.com/en/article/y3v34m/masterchef-endangered-animals?utm_source=vicenewsfacebook&fbclid=IwAR0L2Os9l18F7IDKjaLsXKAGx_5aN_v__ob4c-No-KogGUKqQ0EXUSXHsyM

Gotta Catch 'Em All / Independent:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/crime/lapd-officers-robbery-pokemon-go-b1990498.html?amp

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