This is What it Sounds Like...When Plants Cry!

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01/26/22 • 104 min

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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Omaha woman scolds her cat whom immediately decides enough is enough and throws down woman calls 911 to save her, Being Vegan might be horrific as studies begin to prove that plants can feel pain and make sounds when they are injured or dying (So plants are sentient and vegans are barely better than cannibals, it's science), London ex ballet dancer strips down grabs some sex toys and knives and erotically dances in park the judge is not pleased, Portland Pickled mascot took over the teams social media and like so many men before him made the terrible decision to snap an unsolicited dick pic (or pickle pic...are mascot dicks even NSFW), Unidentified American man (Probably a Floridaman who are we kidding) has problems getting it up so his wife fills his entire urinary tract up with spray foam insulation (WARNING GUYS: This one is painful to listen to...But if you got to see pics click the link below)!

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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A GA man kidnaps a woman for not returning the go-kart that she never stole from him, CO man poops on a little girl's picnic table and steals her scooter (Unknown if the girl was on the naughty list), US woman smuggles multiple spider monkeys across US Border unclear if she's even in any trouble, Masterchef Ecuador in hot water after using endangered animals as ingredients (Except Capybara which are "least concerned" whatever that means), and LA police officers are still fired for ignoring a robbery to catch Pokémon, but it was a Snorlax.

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Story Links and Sources:

Go-Kart Kidnapping / The Atlanta Journal-Constitution :

https://www.ajc.com/news/newnan-man-accused-of-kidnapping-woman-at-gunpoint-over-go-kart/ZIVKF3YEMZEBXL4XFF4ZMB3UOI/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1EoCiP0LKcWeFy7SfmSvCS9n1wohC5Xjoc224NmaGn3jZmjdcsgm7-dfo

Merry Christmas Poop Table / Fox News:

https://kdvr.com/news/local/man-poops-on-childs-picnic-table-then-steals-her-scooter-on-christmas/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR3nHXTBMrB6jsOi4EpzWML788NoQniJjkyoCGAN8ZY0LO_Z3bWF22XYamY

Monkey Smuggling / Microsoft News:

https://www.msn.com/en-US/news/us/woman-found-smuggling-spider-monkeys-in-duffel-bag-across-us-border/ar-AASsS45?ocid=sapphireappshare&utm_source&fbclid=IwAR0fEn3vamcMDYovuwPfLaImPZ5wMxgQByxIiXz5YZZh70tTwAC8jB-GaI8

Masterchef Endangered Animals / VICE:

https://www.vice.com/en/article/y3v34m/masterchef-endangered-animals?utm_source=vicenewsfacebook&fbclid=IwAR0L2Os9l18F7IDKjaLsXKAGx_5aN_v__ob4c-No-KogGUKqQ0EXUSXHsyM

Gotta Catch 'Em All / Independent:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/crime/lapd-officers-robbery-pokemon-go-b1990498.html?amp

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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Italian government tries to have Noble Peace Prize Winner speak but gets a dose of Final Fantasy Porn, Midland school's principle (That doesn't seem very inclusive) promises there isn't litter boxes for students but can we be sure they didn't move them, Meijer grocery employee solves workplace disagreement by splashing a jar of poo and pee on their pants the punishment is very vague, TX woman finds out the hard way that you can't buy kids at Walmart, Drunk Priest in India tries to decapitate a goat ends up slitting a man's throat (We don't know how he screwed that up).

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