
Mortar…in My Butt!
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12/15/21 • 67 min
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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A Houston woman was tired of losing so she set the machine on fire pushing a nearby player to shoot her, Walmart pulls a singing and dancing cactus from its online stores after finding one of its songs is a Polish rap about cocaine and hopelessness, Christian preacher recounts a sexual encounter with her husband that wasn't her husband but was a reptilian alien claiming to be Xerxes but JESUS IS REAL, WA man accidentally burns down his house trying to kill a snake unsuccessfully, and finally in the UK a man "accidentally" gets an anti-tank mortar round lodged in his butt!
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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A Houston woman was tired of losing so she set the machine on fire pushing a nearby player to shoot her, Walmart pulls a singing and dancing cactus from its online stores after finding one of its songs is a Polish rap about cocaine and hopelessness, Christian preacher recounts a sexual encounter with her husband that wasn't her husband but was a reptilian alien claiming to be Xerxes but JESUS IS REAL, WA man accidentally burns down his house trying to kill a snake unsuccessfully, and finally in the UK a man "accidentally" gets an anti-tank mortar round lodged in his butt!
We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To!
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