
Capibara in English is Capybara
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01/19/22 • 86 min
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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A GA man kidnaps a woman for not returning the go-kart that she never stole from him, CO man poops on a little girl's picnic table and steals her scooter (Unknown if the girl was on the naughty list), US woman smuggles multiple spider monkeys across US Border unclear if she's even in any trouble, Masterchef Ecuador in hot water after using endangered animals as ingredients (Except Capybara which are "least concerned" whatever that means), and LA police officers are still fired for ignoring a robbery to catch Pokémon, but it was a Snorlax.
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Go-Kart Kidnapping / The Atlanta Journal-Constitution :
Merry Christmas Poop Table / Fox News:
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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A GA man kidnaps a woman for not returning the go-kart that she never stole from him, CO man poops on a little girl's picnic table and steals her scooter (Unknown if the girl was on the naughty list), US woman smuggles multiple spider monkeys across US Border unclear if she's even in any trouble, Masterchef Ecuador in hot water after using endangered animals as ingredients (Except Capybara which are "least concerned" whatever that means), and LA police officers are still fired for ignoring a robbery to catch Pokémon, but it was a Snorlax.
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Story Links and Sources:
Go-Kart Kidnapping / The Atlanta Journal-Constitution :
Merry Christmas Poop Table / Fox News:
Monkey Smuggling / Microsoft News:
Masterchef Endangered Animals / VICE:
Gotta Catch 'Em All / Independent:
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