Hey Officer, is this Meth Any Good?
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03/23/22 • 80 min
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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A melon strikes a passing car in either a malicious act or the first ever produce smiting, Legally blind 71yr old MI man tries to steal a helicopter (vaguely) makes weird threats to a hospital wants to steal an ambulance and COVID patients decides to get snacks instead is then taken down by way too many cops, IN teacher of the year retires but not before chasing down and smacking a student so hard his head bounces off a wall, Thai wife is furious her husband chose fun over cooking so she shoots him in the penis with a harpoon and twists it she's not in jail and he's not going home quite yet, and Floridaman's high is what he expected so he calls the cops to test the meth he just got!
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Beware of Falling Melons / TNP:
Blind Old Man Tries to Steal a Chopper / mLive:
Teacher Smacks a Student / Local12:
No Food Means Harpoon to the Penis / MalayMail:
Floridaman "Hey Cops, Test My Meth" / Fox News:
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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A melon strikes a passing car in either a malicious act or the first ever produce smiting, Legally blind 71yr old MI man tries to steal a helicopter (vaguely) makes weird threats to a hospital wants to steal an ambulance and COVID patients decides to get snacks instead is then taken down by way too many cops, IN teacher of the year retires but not before chasing down and smacking a student so hard his head bounces off a wall, Thai wife is furious her husband chose fun over cooking so she shoots him in the penis with a harpoon and twists it she's not in jail and he's not going home quite yet, and Floridaman's high is what he expected so he calls the cops to test the meth he just got!
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Featured Stories / Sources:
Beware of Falling Melons / TNP:
Blind Old Man Tries to Steal a Chopper / mLive:
Teacher Smacks a Student / Local12:
No Food Means Harpoon to the Penis / MalayMail:
Floridaman "Hey Cops, Test My Meth" / Fox News:
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Box Turtle Smuggling / Fox News:
Breastmilk Bartender / Fox News:
Pretending to Sell Dogs / NBC:
https://nbc-2.com/news/crime/2022/02/25/two-arrested-for-pretending-to-sell-dogs-for-drug-money/amp/
Corruption, Nudity and Death on the Railroad Commission / KBTX:
What the Cruella?! / Newsweek:
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Achoo...Who Are You?! (Woman Gets a Cold & Forgets 20 Years)
3 RecommendationsOn this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: An OH woman gets shorted on her chicken order and calls the police (The real question is why can restaurants steal from you but you cant steal from them?), British man is mocked by people and media outlets for putting vegetable oil in his car with absolutely no information gathered on whether his car could accept it or not (#BritishNewsisBullies), NC man drops off his dog at a shelter because he thinks it's gay (Let your dog love who it wants!), TX Man assaults his girlfriend threatens her with a gun and a knife douses her in bleach cuts her hair and then forces her to come to a job interview (luckily it was at a jail so he didn't have far to go), and a woman catches a regular cold falls into a coma and forgets 20 years (easiest way to no longer have to be birthday gifts...I'm sorry I forgot all about your birthdays).
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Featured Stories / Sources:
911 I Want My Chicken / Wavy:
https://www.wavy.com/news/national/i-want-my-chicken-woman-calls-911-about-incorrect-kfc-order/
Oil is Oil / Manchester Evening News:
No Gay Dogs Allowed / WCCB:
Kidnapper Takes Victim to Interview at Jail / ABC:
Gets Sick Forgets 20 Years / Oddee:
https://www.oddee.com/woman-forgets-20-years-of-memories-after-catching-a-cold-62074/
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