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The Rum Runnas Podcast - You Put the Coke in the Coconut

You Put the Coke in the Coconut

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02/09/22 • 102 min

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The Rum Runnas Podcast

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A LV man claims the ghost of Dale Earnhardt made him drive into incoming traffic to bring NASCAR back to LV will it work we don't know but he's in jail, Columbia seizes 20,000 liquid cocaine filled coconuts...you put the coke in the coconuts and then you go to jail, 67 year old man thinks he's got a hernia he's just ignored for 10 years doctors operate and find his other testicle and about 3/4 of a female reproductive system no word on if he had periods. Man severs his own penis with scissors after smoking "2 Bongs" in this allegedly definitely hit piece story, and a bunch of rappers from Joey Bada$$ to Kevin Gates believe nutting is detrimental to their health as they lose life force...partners are probably also lost.

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Featured Stories / Sources:

Dale made me do it / WCAX:

https://www.wcax.com/2022/02/02/crash-suspect-says-dale-earnhardts-ghost-told-him-drive-wrong-way/?fbclid=IwAR2eAl8__tvlQKpEgOcpQsav6ESq5I20wsN3lQi84fvkS1G3AHNE_8San7M

Cocaine-Coconuts / Yahoo News:

https://news.yahoo.com/colombia-intercepts-20-000-coconuts-182114377.html?fr=sychp_catchall&guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cDovL20uZmFjZWJvb2suY29t&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAIyXD8ncT7kSam1oagd0yGXcbA7XLYFQsFYahtalUKzPAKXs9zlt7GXGv-5TLUaIFInKMaWYqKBw5RG1DO-m3zPxtgtcDOnXSe2qt9P5-nlBKDwUW5ULlnUpQex_dlTPxxHwYbW64g8L5CwONPn9Azd96nqi4Lm4pLt9uNbGxSyn

He's Goat a Leg Vagina / Times Now News:

https://www.timesnownews.com/the-buzz/article/man-goes-to-hospital-with-hernia-but-doctors-find-female-genitalia-in-bulge/853331

Weed Made Him Cut Off His Penis / Metro News:

https://metro.co.uk/2022/01/30/man-chopped-off-own-penis-with-scissors-after-using-cannabis-16015798/

Stay Young, Stay Strong, Don't Nut / XXL:

https://www.xxlmag.com/joey-badass-does-not-ejaculate-sex-preserve-lifeforce/?fbclid=IwAR3OAvxsTcg-rnQpJnr5YsdHBgh02Wksg03YGz2nUAe4jXQIrhrdkR12IxI

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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A LV man claims the ghost of Dale Earnhardt made him drive into incoming traffic to bring NASCAR back to LV will it work we don't know but he's in jail, Columbia seizes 20,000 liquid cocaine filled coconuts...you put the coke in the coconuts and then you go to jail, 67 year old man thinks he's got a hernia he's just ignored for 10 years doctors operate and find his other testicle and about 3/4 of a female reproductive system no word on if he had periods. Man severs his own penis with scissors after smoking "2 Bongs" in this allegedly definitely hit piece story, and a bunch of rappers from Joey Bada$$ to Kevin Gates believe nutting is detrimental to their health as they lose life force...partners are probably also lost.

We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To!

Follow Us On:

Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.com

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnas/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/

Twitter: https://twitter.com/Rumpod

Featured Stories / Sources:

Dale made me do it / WCAX:

https://www.wcax.com/2022/02/02/crash-suspect-says-dale-earnhardts-ghost-told-him-drive-wrong-way/?fbclid=IwAR2eAl8__tvlQKpEgOcpQsav6ESq5I20wsN3lQi84fvkS1G3AHNE_8San7M

Cocaine-Coconuts / Yahoo News:

https://news.yahoo.com/colombia-intercepts-20-000-coconuts-182114377.html?fr=sychp_catchall&guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cDovL20uZmFjZWJvb2suY29t&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAIyXD8ncT7kSam1oagd0yGXcbA7XLYFQsFYahtalUKzPAKXs9zlt7GXGv-5TLUaIFInKMaWYqKBw5RG1DO-m3zPxtgtcDOnXSe2qt9P5-nlBKDwUW5ULlnUpQex_dlTPxxHwYbW64g8L5CwONPn9Azd96nqi4Lm4pLt9uNbGxSyn

He's Goat a Leg Vagina / Times Now News:

https://www.timesnownews.com/the-buzz/article/man-goes-to-hospital-with-hernia-but-doctors-find-female-genitalia-in-bulge/853331

Weed Made Him Cut Off His Penis / Metro News:

https://metro.co.uk/2022/01/30/man-chopped-off-own-penis-with-scissors-after-using-cannabis-16015798/

Stay Young, Stay Strong, Don't Nut / XXL:

https://www.xxlmag.com/joey-badass-does-not-ejaculate-sex-preserve-lifeforce/?fbclid=IwAR3OAvxsTcg-rnQpJnr5YsdHBgh02Wksg03YGz2nUAe4jXQIrhrdkR12IxI

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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Italian government tries to have Noble Peace Prize Winner speak but gets a dose of Final Fantasy Porn, Midland school's principle (That doesn't seem very inclusive) promises there isn't litter boxes for students but can we be sure they didn't move them, Meijer grocery employee solves workplace disagreement by splashing a jar of poo and pee on their pants the punishment is very vague, TX woman finds out the hard way that you can't buy kids at Walmart, Drunk Priest in India tries to decapitate a goat ends up slitting a man's throat (We don't know how he screwed that up).

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Featured Stories / Sources:

FFVII Porn During Government Meeting / IGN:

https://sea.ign.com/final-fantasy-vii-remake/180941/news/italian-government-meeting-interrupted-by-final-fantasy-vii-porn?fbclid=IwAR2hI8sC2SJKDcJhtXeyJNgMVMozyezeRsFVtbZgJXv0zrh5cxnnXqoU5Fg

Kids aren’t Using the Litter Boxes / Midland Daily News:

https://www.ourmidland.com/news/article/No-there-was-never-a-litterbox-in-a-Midland-16794724.php?fbclid=IwAR1QzUcg0x31gZGpWSAagCbKlMGq4zbLTGV2VDClK7R-ov_69NSMPE1jumI

Jar of Pee and Poo / ABC Up North Live:

https://upnorthlive.com/news/local/police-meijer-employee-splashes-another-employee-with-jar-full-of-feces-urine?fbclid=IwAR1WU2CMdiKfat1iTqK735muCog3Ciiy34FF4athiHgCb9HmHU21gMrjLOc

You Can't Buy Kids At Walmart / KSAT:

https://www.ksat.com/news/local/2022/01/22/texas-woman-arrested-for-allegedly-trying-to-purchase-child-at-walmart-checkout-deputies-say/?fbclid=IwAR16FJSdcTC_zpHQmkfaxonVsLvs1_UrpOaom513M5MVVZw8D83-4mVCZeU

Goat Sacrifice Goes Wrong / MSN (Microsoft News):

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/animal-sacrifice-sees-drunk-priest-allegedly-behead-man-instead-of-goat/ar-AASTPHj?li=BBnb7Kz&fbclid=IwAR3y9wMDg-UCGsJxv9aleSQLvO1NIBLHmQvTWrIe4qkHaWuXZmqJ7Ocs8Lg

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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A Las Vegas man with a grenade up his butt (but not really) threatening to blow up a casino and apparently charged with the threat of lying (honestly we couldn't figure it out), IA man pranks his friend with mayo gets punched and loses it smashing his brothers car and killing his friend, car crash in KY leaves 2 men pointing the finger claiming the other kidnapped them, armed NM man apologizes for breaking a window but not eating their shrimp drinking their beer or using their bath in an armed apology, and Floridawoman may or may not have stabbed neighbors in leaf blowing dispute.

We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To!

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Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnas/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/

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Featured Stories / Sources:

Butt Grenade / CBS (KLAS):

https://www.8newsnow.com/news/local-news/man-threatens-to-explode-las-vegas-casino-with-grenade-in-his-backside/?fbclid=IwAR1T9K6vNlTA3fDx3n3nGGx2liq8n1V8ZOkNKFLZiokfJt7FnUMa5hSkGdw

It's Just a Prank / NBC (AP):

https://who13.com/news/fight-over-mayo-ends-in-life-sentence-for-iowa-man/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1TpbMHNjueCHlTkQ3B1pyluVtuuIWxO0i8noVwRFuTBvT-nQhdw0k7U-A

Who kidnapped who / NBC (LEX 18):

https://www.lex18.com/news/police-driver-passenger-both-claim-they-were-kidnapped-when-car-flips-outside-nicholasville-wendys?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR32T27gpMplwuoekVqe3Pfl6RYCybeO_HTWnm8SXnhiVoeQ-kqhuVMgvv4

Armed Apology / Yahoo News:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/intruder-armed-ar-15-rifle-171313658.html?utm_source

Floridawoman / Click Orlando:

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2022/02/07/leaf-blowing-feud-ends-with-2-stabbed-florida-woman-arrested/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR28x8YnwsAYzgBu1S0r9YhxkhbacjRhddXT050kNy8XhozrLjI_-PEiw54

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