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The Rum Runnas Podcast - Bartender Breastmilk Trick Shots

Bartender Breastmilk Trick Shots

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03/16/22 • 49 min

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The Rum Runnas Podcast

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A man mislabels a few packages and asks too many questions and ends up in jail for shipping turtles and snakes over the Florida Georgia Line, Woman quits bartending job to dispense another drink...her breastmilk, Florida couple pretends to sell dogs for drug money (Pretend dog real crime), The TX Railroad Commission (which has nothing to do with Railroads) is racked with corruption nudity and death as well as a bunch of people with awesome porn names, and Fashion Designer orders a hand and multiple placentas and now University employees are going to jail for organ trafficking.

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Featured Stories / Sources:

Box Turtle Smuggling / Fox News:

https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/florida-man-gets-prison-for-illegally-shipping-turtles-and-snakes-from-georgia?fbclid=IwAR3lCPdBwjReqmXzn8sw7Rfg92Hu73d7gHqRJVmaTW9m8bxT-Nub18De0Cs

Breastmilk Bartender / Fox News:

https://www.mystateline.com/news/weird/woman-quits-job-to-breastfeed-boyfriend-full-time/?fbclid=IwAR0FPJvB0vui5uKZCEWCEhddEkS6jNf4AXIp3HeFdTLGJL4a3l9dMdEjWAQ

Pretending to Sell Dogs / NBC:

https://nbc-2.com/news/crime/2022/02/25/two-arrested-for-pretending-to-sell-dogs-for-drug-money/amp/

Corruption, Nudity and Death on the Railroad Commission / KBTX:

https://www.kbtx.com/2022/02/22/death-nudity-alleged-corruption-republican-primary-texas-railroad-commission-heats-up/?fbclid=IwAR04ZDL6045WTx8gkUTpIl15ofC2jagEmeuca5kBUUTNXjduhkr9nw8hyGs

What the Cruella?! / Newsweek:

https://www.newsweek.com/human-organs-harvested-trafficked-fashion-designer-say-police-1681906?amp=1&fbclid=IwAR2b0hYE9qNZ7skvoUadtP0zkXGyFl9vowD6whQ3OSuyUgT67y4Pgqhf7jA

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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A man mislabels a few packages and asks too many questions and ends up in jail for shipping turtles and snakes over the Florida Georgia Line, Woman quits bartending job to dispense another drink...her breastmilk, Florida couple pretends to sell dogs for drug money (Pretend dog real crime), The TX Railroad Commission (which has nothing to do with Railroads) is racked with corruption nudity and death as well as a bunch of people with awesome porn names, and Fashion Designer orders a hand and multiple placentas and now University employees are going to jail for organ trafficking.

We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To!

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Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnas/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/

Twitter: https://twitter.com/Rumpod

Featured Stories / Sources:

Box Turtle Smuggling / Fox News:

https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/florida-man-gets-prison-for-illegally-shipping-turtles-and-snakes-from-georgia?fbclid=IwAR3lCPdBwjReqmXzn8sw7Rfg92Hu73d7gHqRJVmaTW9m8bxT-Nub18De0Cs

Breastmilk Bartender / Fox News:

https://www.mystateline.com/news/weird/woman-quits-job-to-breastfeed-boyfriend-full-time/?fbclid=IwAR0FPJvB0vui5uKZCEWCEhddEkS6jNf4AXIp3HeFdTLGJL4a3l9dMdEjWAQ

Pretending to Sell Dogs / NBC:

https://nbc-2.com/news/crime/2022/02/25/two-arrested-for-pretending-to-sell-dogs-for-drug-money/amp/

Corruption, Nudity and Death on the Railroad Commission / KBTX:

https://www.kbtx.com/2022/02/22/death-nudity-alleged-corruption-republican-primary-texas-railroad-commission-heats-up/?fbclid=IwAR04ZDL6045WTx8gkUTpIl15ofC2jagEmeuca5kBUUTNXjduhkr9nw8hyGs

What the Cruella?! / Newsweek:

https://www.newsweek.com/human-organs-harvested-trafficked-fashion-designer-say-police-1681906?amp=1&fbclid=IwAR2b0hYE9qNZ7skvoUadtP0zkXGyFl9vowD6whQ3OSuyUgT67y4Pgqhf7jA

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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: TN man arrested for hitting wife with bread...then a board should of stopped at the bread, Finnish Olympian loses race because his penis froze...again, Dalry man refuses to unclench butt cheeks for a cocaine check arrested for possession, Boston man stabs another man for refusing to flush (courtesy flushes are serious in Boston), and Police search for a man that emptied multiple BAGS OF BLOOD on multiple streets corners!

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Featured Stories / Sources:

Food Fight / ABC (WFTV):

https://www.wftv.com/news/trending/tennessee-man-accused-hitting-wife-with-loaf-bread-during-dispute/BNU672RUUNG4ZARQ7KDYQWJQ4Y/?fbclid=IwAR0g-N7R4a5CXnHNj65oIQ0VN1pXF3Cqh4WbEPkym9GiIZzTG3MmWgMJ4Vc

Frozen Penis / New York Post:

https://nypost.com/2022/02/20/finland-skier-remi-lindholm-suffers-frozen-penis-in-olympics-mass-start-race/?fbclid=IwAR2_DDwl1w5Q1Ufp067nvQe9PvFGuPsH2o9Uxeu_sXIhSVzSjyVTy4yzMd4

Unclench Your Cheeks / Androssan & Saltcoats Herald:

https://www.ardrossanherald.com/news/19941345.cocaine-search-dalry-man-refused-unclench-buttocks-police/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1pd9tmH60t9e61sPjsQ9iX2TNLBuDtAccKwPnjF-ADkpUs0httAqR7cx8

Stabbed over Poop / Boston Herald:

https://www.bostonherald.com/2022/02/21/stabbing-at-mbtas-back-bay-station-man-stabs-victim-because-he-refused-to-flush-a-toilet/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR36FEKke9_EWSGXp9SpPJrH-fhzb1A_q5kNtmIc0Y_U2WrmQSteR9uCm74

Bags of Blood / BBC News:

https://bbc.in/3seQJZ6?fbclid=IwAR3h4vADw4cQJpzDLxXN6NnVHNfuHKqNTtAxw1wpbICesHC9ilYXd9KlZKE

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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A melon strikes a passing car in either a malicious act or the first ever produce smiting, Legally blind 71yr old MI man tries to steal a helicopter (vaguely) makes weird threats to a hospital wants to steal an ambulance and COVID patients decides to get snacks instead is then taken down by way too many cops, IN teacher of the year retires but not before chasing down and smacking a student so hard his head bounces off a wall, Thai wife is furious her husband chose fun over cooking so she shoots him in the penis with a harpoon and twists it she's not in jail and he's not going home quite yet, and Floridaman's high is what he expected so he calls the cops to test the meth he just got!

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Featured Stories / Sources:

Beware of Falling Melons / TNP:

https://tnp.straitstimes.com/news/singapore/watermelon-falls-sky-jurong-damages-car-shocks-driver?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1cpDEU1D8_mCdEKfqe06aa_n9do5m0CN4_AEpwp4W1hWP045evPvvMKJg

Blind Old Man Tries to Steal a Chopper / mLive:

https://www.mlive.com/news/saginaw-bay-city/2022/03/michigan-man-pleads-to-trying-to-steal-helicopter-to-free-covid-patients-from-hospitals.html?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR0WoAr5_s-3JPxdSBD47c1eSouKfLxDc3eQdnju9CJydmzh6u5QFy20o9k

Teacher Smacks a Student / Local12:

https://local12.com/news/nation-world/teacher-of-the-year-winner-arrested-after-seen-on-camera-hitting-a-student-felony-assault-charges-arrest-police-jimtown-high-school-elkhart-county-indiana-education-school-law-cincinnati-ohio?fbclid=IwAR0kFPcOGKuIUCJuXbWs42ragDiE2r_ZlsRNwSIu6cRZgh3eP74vVYDJt4I

No Food Means Harpoon to the Penis / MalayMail:

https://www.malaymail.com/news/life/2022/03/07/thai-wife-shoots-husbands-penis-with-fishing-harpoon-because-he-didnt-cook/2045878

Floridaman "Hey Cops, Test My Meth" / Fox News:

https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-man-calls-911-to-have-meth-tested-for-authenticity-deputies-say

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