
Bartender Breastmilk Trick Shots
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03/16/22 • 49 min
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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A man mislabels a few packages and asks too many questions and ends up in jail for shipping turtles and snakes over the Florida Georgia Line, Woman quits bartending job to dispense another drink...her breastmilk, Florida couple pretends to sell dogs for drug money (Pretend dog real crime), The TX Railroad Commission (which has nothing to do with Railroads) is racked with corruption nudity and death as well as a bunch of people with awesome porn names, and Fashion Designer orders a hand and multiple placentas and now University employees are going to jail for organ trafficking.
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Box Turtle Smuggling / Fox News:
Breastmilk Bartender / Fox News:
Pretending to Sell Dogs / NBC:
https://nbc-2.com/news/crime/2022/02/25/two-arrested-for-pretending-to-sell-dogs-for-drug-money/amp/
Corruption, Nudity and Death on the Railroad Commission / KBTX:
What the Cruella?! / Newsweek:
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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A man mislabels a few packages and asks too many questions and ends up in jail for shipping turtles and snakes over the Florida Georgia Line, Woman quits bartending job to dispense another drink...her breastmilk, Florida couple pretends to sell dogs for drug money (Pretend dog real crime), The TX Railroad Commission (which has nothing to do with Railroads) is racked with corruption nudity and death as well as a bunch of people with awesome porn names, and Fashion Designer orders a hand and multiple placentas and now University employees are going to jail for organ trafficking.
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Featured Stories / Sources:
Box Turtle Smuggling / Fox News:
Breastmilk Bartender / Fox News:
Pretending to Sell Dogs / NBC:
https://nbc-2.com/news/crime/2022/02/25/two-arrested-for-pretending-to-sell-dogs-for-drug-money/amp/
Corruption, Nudity and Death on the Railroad Commission / KBTX:
What the Cruella?! / Newsweek:
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Every Time I Lose...It's Because My Penis is Frozen!
On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: TN man arrested for hitting wife with bread...then a board should of stopped at the bread, Finnish Olympian loses race because his penis froze...again, Dalry man refuses to unclench butt cheeks for a cocaine check arrested for possession, Boston man stabs another man for refusing to flush (courtesy flushes are serious in Boston), and Police search for a man that emptied multiple BAGS OF BLOOD on multiple streets corners!
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Food Fight / ABC (WFTV):
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Hey Officer, is this Meth Any Good?
On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A melon strikes a passing car in either a malicious act or the first ever produce smiting, Legally blind 71yr old MI man tries to steal a helicopter (vaguely) makes weird threats to a hospital wants to steal an ambulance and COVID patients decides to get snacks instead is then taken down by way too many cops, IN teacher of the year retires but not before chasing down and smacking a student so hard his head bounces off a wall, Thai wife is furious her husband chose fun over cooking so she shoots him in the penis with a harpoon and twists it she's not in jail and he's not going home quite yet, and Floridaman's high is what he expected so he calls the cops to test the meth he just got!
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