Who's The Bitch?

Last Podcast Network, Kara Klenk, jackie zebrowski

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out...Who’s The Bitch? Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Who's The Bitch ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

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Episode 33 - Dude, Women Have It Hard

Who's The Bitch?

05/14/25 • 63 min

Jackie and Kara open this episode of 'Who's The Bitch?' up with a BITCH IN THE WILD; "Who's the Bitch in Breaking Bad"?

Next, it's time for some UNSOLICATED (POP CULTURE) ADVICE! The Paul's have a new (annoying) show, but they're still not woke assholes! And Logan Paul having a daughter seems to have made his heart grow three times its size (but that could also be from too much Prime Energy). Demi Moore still deserves that Oscar for the Substance, but the real news is she's talkin' 'bout lettin' it allllll go gray, tho she says she'd never do another drastic haircut ala G.I. Jane.

Our first SOLICATED advice goes to the first caller who wants to know if it'd be a bitchy move to warn her co-workers about an abusive ex who's known to prey on dancers at work.

Our first caller wants to know if they're the SIDE BITCH when it comes to the MAIN BITCH of this 'sitch, but Kara and Jackie need more juicy juicy details!!

Our second, and final caller, wants to know who's THE BITCH when it comes to a toddler being a toddler, and a man child being a man child (who literally takes candy from a baby).

Our second, and final, emailer wants to know if they're THE BITCH for expecting their husband to keep his side of an agreement after they caused a rift in their relationship, or if their husband is THE BITCH for dropping the ball.

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM.

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Episode 28 - Turn Your Bitch Up to 100

Who's The Bitch?

04/09/25 • 62 min

Jackie and Kara are back again! And in this edition of 'Who's The Bitch?', Kara has come to a realization that has shaken her to her core... BuzzBallz spells 'Ballz' with a 'Z', SPOILER FREE WHITE LOTUS TALK, and 'Black Mirror' and 'Hacks' are returning, but 'Black Mirror' just kinda feels like the news at this point with Katy Perry going to Space and war plans being laid out on an opensource messaging service.

This week's first caller came prepared with BULLET POINTS about the many bitches they've been dealing with, including a brief explanation of 'Barrier Bitches' then a very recently ex-friend who they gave a chance when no one else would and BOY WAS THAT A MISTAKE, now they wanna know if they should make a post letting everyone know that unfortunately life isn't a teen sitcom, and sometimes the person no one likes is normally unliked for a VERY good reason.

Our second call comes in from a velvety, mystery voice who tells of the time she was staying at an Air BnB within walking distance of the new, much more reasonably priced flat she was moving into after ending her long-term relationship. She made it in late to the Air BnB, and got a message from the owner telling her that since she got in so late, he had a free pizza for her at the shop across the street. The pizza shop dude indeed knew the Air BnB host, and it just gets weirder and darker from there.

The third caller of the week is 5 weeks postpartum from birthing her FOURTH BOY CHILD and just wants someone to clean her toilets for her, but instead her mom gave her the job of ensuring dinner was ready for the family dinner said mother also invited herself to AT the daughters house. They throw it to the chat for a BITCHOMETER reading on that momma!

Our last caller has a self proclaimed low stakes bitchuation involving their small business lovin' boyfriend ONLY wanting to get sushi from the mom and pop place he knows the owners personally of, but the caller wants to S T O P and it turns out they had gotten food poisoning from this same location years ago before even meeting their boyfriend.

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestream returning on April 21st on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!

Episode 20 - The System is The Bitch

Who's The Bitch?

02/12/25 • 60 min

This week on Who's The Bitch, its time to retool our BITCHOMETER because Kanye isn't a bitch he's just straight vile and Kara reads a personal account from a fan on why GooP shouldn't be 1 on the BITCHOMETER, SHE SHOULD BE 5!

This week's first caller thinks they're THE BITCH because they want their full of feelings MOTHA to BACK DOWN from driving them to the treatments for their recently diagnosed cancer because she's not what you would call a good driver and the hospital is downtown and gets A LOT of traffic.

The second caller this episode wants some new perspectives on a hard sought brand new coworker revealing they're 22 weeks preggo during their very first day on the job, and the General Manger has some F E E L S about it.

Our third caller gives us a condensed rundown of the VMs they've left previously in which they KNOW they're NOT THE BITCH, and the girls give them some advice on how to move on from a friend break-up.

Our last caller this week also thinks they're THE BITCH because they don't wanna plan their own fucking going away party(???) next month AT THE REQUEST OF THEIR FRIENDS!

Episode 18 - BITCHNATION

Who's The Bitch?

01/29/25 • 70 min

This week on 'Who's the Bitch', Kara got the 'Rona despite getting the vax, but the recovery was much faster SO GET YOUR VACCINES PEOPLE. Jackie talks about Geoff's recent Tetanus shot, and Kara reveals that Covid gave her time to get into "The Traitors" at the same time as Jackie! Plus Kara stakes her claim to the idea for "Dungeons and Drag Queens" years before the current series (DRAMA).

Our first emailer wants to know which sign of the zodiac is THE BITCH, and everyone's lookin' at you Sagittarius!

The second emailer wants to know if they're THE BITCH for calling out their father in law for repeatedly (exhaustingly) wasting servers' time by asking for recommendations only to order fish/chicken and vegetables every.single.time. Or is their father in law THE BITCH for literally wasting time, OR is their HUSBAND THE TRUE BITCH for not letting them be meaner to his dad!

Our third emailer wants to know if they're THE BITCH for telling randos that asked about their (estranged) mother that she was DEAD, and now that they know the story isn't true it's still their story and they're stickin' to it.

Our final caller this week wants to know WHO'S THE BITCH when it comes to their time thief coworker literally being given special treatment and they're STILL not making it in on time to relieve them!

Our last submitter has a more "Will I BE THE BITCH" because they haven't done anything yet, but they're wanting to address their friend who's wearing eeeeveryone out with the political takes.

Episode 29 - Big Bitch Energy

Who's The Bitch?

04/16/25 • 64 min

This week on 'Who's the Bitch?', Jackie and Kara get straight into it with our first email, and it's a reply to an email from a previous episode in which an Australian listener wrote in about handicap stalls being used by regular men for their shits, this reply comes from a disability advocate who gives us all a taste of their flavor of bitch with their own suggestion of how to deal with these dudes, then we hit some UNSOLICITED ADVICE! Olivia Munn on the today show had words about the Bezos Lady Shuttle, Machine Gun Kelly left Megan Fox while she was preggo and her baby-daddy from another time is throwing barbs, Meghan Markle oversold her honey and had to apologize, and Blake Lively went in to make doughnuts and violate every health code in existence.

Our first caller knows that they're not THE BITCH when it comes to their trust being violated initially after a "friend" went through their iPad to send themselves the callers nudes, but now they're wondering if they were THE BITCH for not letting all parties involved know what was going on with their friend who turned out to be a CREEEEEEP.

The second email this week comes from a listener who wants to know if they're THE BITCH for wanting to cut out a new friend they met online after they keep on flakin' multiple times and never mentioning a missed event.

Our second caller this episode wants to know if they're THE BITCH for asking their fiancé to kindly use the fart room instead of just lettin' 'er rip in front of/ON THEM in bed!

This week's third, and final, emailer wants to know how much of a BITCH they were and how much of a BITCH their friend was years ago, after drama ensued when the friend started subletting their apartment to them, and the listener did NOT take care of said apartment in a WTB? first!

Our final caller of the week wants to know if they're THE BITCH for hating that their only 2 years older boss calls them 'kiddo'.

Episode 17 - Are Plastic Surgeons Bitches?

Who's The Bitch?

01/22/25 • 64 min

This week on Who's The Bitch, Jackie and Kara talk 'bout the evil enchantress that is Reality TV, including (the now supposedly sludge free) 90 Day The Other Way and Real Housewives of SLC, NJ, and NYC! As well as a discussion on the bitchiness of plastic surgeons.

Our first email comes in from a listener who wants to know if they're THE BITCH for outing their coworker as neurodivergent to a supervisor to save their coworkers job, despite being asked not to tell.

This weeks first, and only, voicemail comes in from a Jon Benet truther-listener who wants to know if they're THE BITCH for becoming more and more cranky at the movie going populace

This week's second email comes from a listener feuding with their mother due to them going topless in their parents' secluded home in the summer heat, after they had top surgery due to cancer. As it turns out, it's due to the fathers angst at remembering what his child, as well as his wife went through.

Our final email this week comes from a listener who is left asking if they're THE BITCH after having to ask a friend who kept bailing on things last minute to step down as a bridesmaid.

Episode 16 - Holden Is Always The Bitch

Who's The Bitch?

01/15/25 • 59 min

This week on Who's The Bitch, Los Angeles is still burning and they're discovering arsonist after arsonist, but Women Owned BuzzBallz still grace the corners of our rooms. If you're looking to help out during this time, please consider antirecidivism.org/ this organization is raising money for the incarcerated prisoners that are fighting the LA fires and 100% of the donations go directly to them when you write 'firefighter fund' on your donation! Jackie announces she's trying to be 25% more Bitch in 2025 plus Kara and Jackie quickly review their Chinese zodiac animals.

This weeks first caller is the FIRST CALL FROM AUSTRALIA, THE ISLE OF BLUEY, and wants to know if they're THE BITCH for being upset that the friend who offered to pay for lodging after a Paramore concert (a ONE BED ROOM) brought a local hookup back to said ONE BED ROOM to fuck ON THE FLOOR OF THE ONE BED ROOM instead of just going back to the locals place to blast one out, and mid-call Jackie and Kara confirm that Holden is ALWAYS THE BITCH.

Our second caller asks the classic question of "Is my boyfriend THE BITCH" after he left piles of trash in her apartment and also slept in her bed while soaking wet with pool water during the two weeks he should have been house sitting and watching her cat.

The third caller this week is a self aware bitch who's call takes many a twist and turn in a story filled with affairs, a stalkery Facebook group (complete with threats) including peeing in his gas tank, and a court case ending in a recently renewed restraining order.

This week's fourth caller wonders if they are the bitch for never telling their best friend that it bothered them that in college they had their disposable razor used by said friend to shave an otter for the taxidermy she was somehow doing in the communal shower.

Episode 15 - Yeah, You're The Bitch

Who's The Bitch?

01/08/25 • 56 min

This week's Who's the Bitch has got Jackie revealing she probably won't watch the new Kathy Bates "Matlock" but Kara said it might be a great show for a plane ride! Kara plays this week's glorious first call, then Jackie and Kara chat about this year's Golden Globes and how LA gets screwed every NYE when it comes to the ball drop.
Our second call comes in from a listener who previously had emailed in about wedding drama with her sister. The drama just keeps going as the sister is demanding a large wedding so she can be a Maid of Honor, as well as having plans to announce her current pregnancy during the bridal lunch, and our caller wants to know if she's THE BITCH for thinking this is a lot of attention seeking behavior.
This week's third caller Cara with a C, is calling in because they want to know if they're THE BITCH for being annoyed by an exuberant spin class neighbor.
The fourth, and final caller, wants to know if they're THE BITCH for asking their husband to open the house windows after the husband's best friend, that had been staying with them, decided to make stank salmon and broccoli most foul that made the pregnant (at the time) caller EXTREMELY nauseous.
Our first emailer wants to know if they're THE BITCH for looking for their husbands paternal grandfather against the adopted fathers wishes, and now that she's narrowed it down and has her suspicions, should she say anything or just let it go with all the complicated threads of the story?
This week's second, and last, emailer wants to know if they're THE BITCH for not wanting to go (on their birthday no less) find their friends Nintendo Switch that they LEFT BEHIND AT THE AIRPORT?!
DON'T MISS the first livestream of the year taking place on January, 13th at 6pm PST/9pm EST
Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!

Episode 14 - It's The Year of The Bitch

Who's The Bitch?

01/01/25 • 61 min

This end of year WHO'S THE BITCH has got Jackie and Kara reflecting on holidays past including Kara eating some mushroom chocolate and having vivid hallucinations of her children storming into the bedroom at night, and Jackie's romantic at home Covid Christmas with Geoff last year. Kara and Jackie talk about the crushing weight of new year's resolutions and then get into your calls and messages!

Our first caller this episode wants to know if they're THE BITCH for not wanting their mom to write about their childhood in the memoir that they're currently writing.

Our first emailer wants to know if they're THE BITCH in a situation where their friends boyfriend acts cold and distant during the planning of a trip and also now hates Canada????

The final email comes in from a listener who wants to know if they're THE BITCH for leaving their POS boyfriend and (rightfully) taking their cat with them.

AAANNNND DON'T MISS the first livestream of the year taking place on January 13th!

Episode 24 - The Bitch Beneath Your Wings

Who's The Bitch?

03/12/25 • 59 min

Have you missed us bitchin'? 'Cause we've missed bitchin' with you! Jackie comin' in hawt with the newest flavor of Berry Cherry LIMEADE as her and Kara keep the WOMAN OWNED BUZZBALLZ flowin'!

The first caller of the week is the lead toddler teacher for tiny humans and they're having issues with their two assistant teachers undermining them and just making plans for their classroom without consulting them. They've reported it to the director, without any changes, and now they wanna know WHO'S THE BITCH?

This week's second caller finally came out to their homophobic mother in the heat of the moment, much to mom's shock. Now, after years of 'Modern Family' reruns, she's come around and expects our caller to come out to their dad!? As if all the homophobic comments (not directed at the caller) over the years never happened, INCLUDING mom's own meltdown over their coming out years ago. So, they wanna know, are they THE BITCH for expecting some goddamn accountability up in here?

Our third caller has been having ongoing issues with their brother-in-law dropping the "sorry guys, I'm broke" right before the bar tab arrives (plus MORE) and they need to know, WHO'S THE BITCH?!

Our fourth, and last caller, knows they're not THE BITCH, but boy do they have a story that has become bitch-lore amongst their friend group with a bonus bitchy nature story from long beach!

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How many episodes does Who's The Bitch? have?

Who's The Bitch? currently has 35 episodes available.

What topics does Who's The Bitch? cover?

The podcast is about Society & Culture, Comedy, Podcasts and Relationships.

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The episode title 'Episode 33 - Dude, Women Have It Hard' is the most popular.

What is the average episode length on Who's The Bitch??

The average episode length on Who's The Bitch? is 64 minutes.

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When was the first episode of Who's The Bitch??

The first episode of Who's The Bitch? was released on Sep 24, 2024.

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Who's The Bitch?

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