Episode 16 - Holden Is Always The Bitch

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01/15/25 • 59 min

This week on Who's The Bitch, Los Angeles is still burning and they're discovering arsonist after arsonist, but Women Owned BuzzBallz still grace the corners of our rooms. If you're looking to help out during this time, please consider antirecidivism.org/ this organization is raising money for the incarcerated prisoners that are fighting the LA fires and 100% of the donations go directly to them when you write 'firefighter fund' on your donation! Jackie announces she's trying to be 25% more Bitch in 2025 plus Kara and Jackie quickly review their Chinese zodiac animals.

This weeks first caller is the FIRST CALL FROM AUSTRALIA, THE ISLE OF BLUEY, and wants to know if they're THE BITCH for being upset that the friend who offered to pay for lodging after a Paramore concert (a ONE BED ROOM) brought a local hookup back to said ONE BED ROOM to fuck ON THE FLOOR OF THE ONE BED ROOM instead of just going back to the locals place to blast one out, and mid-call Jackie and Kara confirm that Holden is ALWAYS THE BITCH.

Our second caller asks the classic question of "Is my boyfriend THE BITCH" after he left piles of trash in her apartment and also slept in her bed while soaking wet with pool water during the two weeks he should have been house sitting and watching her cat.

The third caller this week is a self aware bitch who's call takes many a twist and turn in a story filled with affairs, a stalkery Facebook group (complete with threats) including peeing in his gas tank, and a court case ending in a recently renewed restraining order.

This week's fourth caller wonders if they are the bitch for never telling their best friend that it bothered them that in college they had their disposable razor used by said friend to shave an otter for the taxidermy she was somehow doing in the communal shower.

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Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out...Who’s The Bitch?

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Episode 15 - Yeah, You're The Bitch

This week's Who's the Bitch has got Jackie revealing she probably won't watch the new Kathy Bates "Matlock" but Kara said it might be a great show for a plane ride! Kara plays this week's glorious first call, then Jackie and Kara chat about this year's Golden Globes and how LA gets screwed every NYE when it comes to the ball drop.
Our second call comes in from a listener who previously had emailed in about wedding drama with her sister. The drama just keeps going as the sister is demanding a large wedding so she can be a Maid of Honor, as well as having plans to announce her current pregnancy during the bridal lunch, and our caller wants to know if she's THE BITCH for thinking this is a lot of attention seeking behavior.
This week's third caller Cara with a C, is calling in because they want to know if they're THE BITCH for being annoyed by an exuberant spin class neighbor.
The fourth, and final caller, wants to know if they're THE BITCH for asking their husband to open the house windows after the husband's best friend, that had been staying with them, decided to make stank salmon and broccoli most foul that made the pregnant (at the time) caller EXTREMELY nauseous.
Our first emailer wants to know if they're THE BITCH for looking for their husbands paternal grandfather against the adopted fathers wishes, and now that she's narrowed it down and has her suspicions, should she say anything or just let it go with all the complicated threads of the story?
This week's second, and last, emailer wants to know if they're THE BITCH for not wanting to go (on their birthday no less) find their friends Nintendo Switch that they LEFT BEHIND AT THE AIRPORT?!
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This week on Who's The Bitch, Jackie and Kara talk 'bout the evil enchantress that is Reality TV, including (the now supposedly sludge free) 90 Day The Other Way and Real Housewives of SLC, NJ, and NYC! As well as a discussion on the bitchiness of plastic surgeons.

Our first email comes in from a listener who wants to know if they're THE BITCH for outing their coworker as neurodivergent to a supervisor to save their coworkers job, despite being asked not to tell.

This weeks first, and only, voicemail comes in from a Jon Benet truther-listener who wants to know if they're THE BITCH for becoming more and more cranky at the movie going populace

This week's second email comes from a listener feuding with their mother due to them going topless in their parents' secluded home in the summer heat, after they had top surgery due to cancer. As it turns out, it's due to the fathers angst at remembering what his child, as well as his wife went through.

Our final email this week comes from a listener who is left asking if they're THE BITCH after having to ask a friend who kept bailing on things last minute to step down as a bridesmaid.