Episode 24 - The Bitch Beneath Your Wings

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03/12/25 • 59 min

Have you missed us bitchin'? 'Cause we've missed bitchin' with you! Jackie comin' in hawt with the newest flavor of Berry Cherry LIMEADE as her and Kara keep the WOMAN OWNED BUZZBALLZ flowin'!

The first caller of the week is the lead toddler teacher for tiny humans and they're having issues with their two assistant teachers undermining them and just making plans for their classroom without consulting them. They've reported it to the director, without any changes, and now they wanna know WHO'S THE BITCH?

This week's second caller finally came out to their homophobic mother in the heat of the moment, much to mom's shock. Now, after years of 'Modern Family' reruns, she's come around and expects our caller to come out to their dad!? As if all the homophobic comments (not directed at the caller) over the years never happened, INCLUDING mom's own meltdown over their coming out years ago. So, they wanna know, are they THE BITCH for expecting some goddamn accountability up in here?

Our third caller has been having ongoing issues with their brother-in-law dropping the "sorry guys, I'm broke" right before the bar tab arrives (plus MORE) and they need to know, WHO'S THE BITCH?!

Our fourth, and last caller, knows they're not THE BITCH, but boy do they have a story that has become bitch-lore amongst their friend group with a bonus bitchy nature story from long beach!

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out...Who’s The Bitch?

Have you missed us bitchin'? 'Cause we've missed bitchin' with you! Jackie comin' in hawt with the newest flavor of Berry Cherry LIMEADE as her and Kara keep the WOMAN OWNED BUZZBALLZ flowin'!

Our third caller has been having ongoing issues with their brother-in-law dropping the "sorry guys, I'm broke" right before the bar tab arrives (plus MORE) and they need to know, WHO'S THE BITCH?!

Our fourth, and last caller, knows they're not THE BITCH, but boy do they have a story that has become bitch-lore amongst their friend group with a bonus bitchy nature story from long beach!

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Episode 23 - The Lube Bitch

This week on Who's The Bitch? Kara and Jackie get into Kara's son living his best life, what month is the bitchiest, and Jackie recounts a final round of laundry in NYC surrounded by vomit soaked Santa's! Then they get into your calls and messages.
This week's first caller thinks they are THE BITCH after noticing his current partner had quite a few select photos of her ex on her phone, and after knowingly violating her privacy and deleting them from her phone is left wondering 'where to go now?'
Our second voicemail this episode is from a woman facing an urgent ticking clock on being able to have children, and they would like to be married before getting preggers, but her significant other keeps dragging his feet on the proposal despite it being down to the wire for her cancer surgery date that will likely end her ability to have children.
An email comes in from a listener who tells the tale of a friendship possibly ruined amidst a move because of a joke not translating into text.
And in this week's final call a listener tells the story of helping her friend leave her married boyfriend, only for said friend to end up in a very similar near mistress relationship, and the caller is still dealing with being ghosted after asking her about some of her new man's very strange requests.
Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV which returns MARCH 10th!

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Episode 25 - Quatro Bitch

This week on Who's The Bitch?, Jackie and Kara open it up with some TRAITORS talk, Kara gets poo craved, Sam Asghari's obsession with body count, and then it's on to your calls and emails!

The first email this week is a potential QUAD BITCHER involving two married couples and a drunken wife make out session that the husband who found out about it was NOT okay with. Now the emailer is left to wonder who among the four of them carries the most bitch burden.

A voicemail comes in from a good samaritan who drove two random college students to their dorm, but made sure to let them know what a bad idea it was and how badly it could have ended. They wanna know if they're THE BITCH for Large Marge-ing them?

This week's second email comes in from a wife who recently found out her husband of 18 years has been spankin' it in bed every night to help himself sleep after his wife goes to sleep and despite asking him to stop, there he goes goonin' again.

In another email, a fan reaches out about a friend of hers always making a big deal out of their own birthday, and expected $50 to attend her most recent birthday party at a brewery, despite the fact that she never does much for the writer on their, very close birthday.

This week's final call comes in from a listener who wants to know Who's THE BITCH after snapping at friends claiming all but the room they couldn't stay in easily with their large dog as a "joke" while they were running late to check in for a group vacation.