Episode 17 - Are Plastic Surgeons Bitches?

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01/22/25 • 64 min

This week on Who's The Bitch, Jackie and Kara talk 'bout the evil enchantress that is Reality TV, including (the now supposedly sludge free) 90 Day The Other Way and Real Housewives of SLC, NJ, and NYC! As well as a discussion on the bitchiness of plastic surgeons.

Our first email comes in from a listener who wants to know if they're THE BITCH for outing their coworker as neurodivergent to a supervisor to save their coworkers job, despite being asked not to tell.

This weeks first, and only, voicemail comes in from a Jon Benet truther-listener who wants to know if they're THE BITCH for becoming more and more cranky at the movie going populace

This week's second email comes from a listener feuding with their mother due to them going topless in their parents' secluded home in the summer heat, after they had top surgery due to cancer. As it turns out, it's due to the fathers angst at remembering what his child, as well as his wife went through.

Our final email this week comes from a listener who is left asking if they're THE BITCH after having to ask a friend who kept bailing on things last minute to step down as a bridesmaid.

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Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out...Who’s The Bitch?

This weeks first, and only, voicemail comes in from a Jon Benet truther-listener who wants to know if they're THE BITCH for becoming more and more cranky at the movie going populace

Our final email this week comes from a listener who is left asking if they're THE BITCH after having to ask a friend who kept bailing on things last minute to step down as a bridesmaid.

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Episode 16 - Holden Is Always The Bitch

This week on Who's The Bitch, Los Angeles is still burning and they're discovering arsonist after arsonist, but Women Owned BuzzBallz still grace the corners of our rooms. If you're looking to help out during this time, please consider antirecidivism.org/ this organization is raising money for the incarcerated prisoners that are fighting the LA fires and 100% of the donations go directly to them when you write 'firefighter fund' on your donation! Jackie announces she's trying to be 25% more Bitch in 2025 plus Kara and Jackie quickly review their Chinese zodiac animals.

This weeks first caller is the FIRST CALL FROM AUSTRALIA, THE ISLE OF BLUEY, and wants to know if they're THE BITCH for being upset that the friend who offered to pay for lodging after a Paramore concert (a ONE BED ROOM) brought a local hookup back to said ONE BED ROOM to fuck ON THE FLOOR OF THE ONE BED ROOM instead of just going back to the locals place to blast one out, and mid-call Jackie and Kara confirm that Holden is ALWAYS THE BITCH.

Our second caller asks the classic question of "Is my boyfriend THE BITCH" after he left piles of trash in her apartment and also slept in her bed while soaking wet with pool water during the two weeks he should have been house sitting and watching her cat.

The third caller this week is a self aware bitch who's call takes many a twist and turn in a story filled with affairs, a stalkery Facebook group (complete with threats) including peeing in his gas tank, and a court case ending in a recently renewed restraining order.

This week's fourth caller wonders if they are the bitch for never telling their best friend that it bothered them that in college they had their disposable razor used by said friend to shave an otter for the taxidermy she was somehow doing in the communal shower.

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Episode 18 - BITCHNATION

This week on 'Who's the Bitch', Kara got the 'Rona despite getting the vax, but the recovery was much faster SO GET YOUR VACCINES PEOPLE. Jackie talks about Geoff's recent Tetanus shot, and Kara reveals that Covid gave her time to get into "The Traitors" at the same time as Jackie! Plus Kara stakes her claim to the idea for "Dungeons and Drag Queens" years before the current series (DRAMA).

Our first emailer wants to know which sign of the zodiac is THE BITCH, and everyone's lookin' at you Sagittarius!

The second emailer wants to know if they're THE BITCH for calling out their father in law for repeatedly (exhaustingly) wasting servers' time by asking for recommendations only to order fish/chicken and vegetables every.single.time. Or is their father in law THE BITCH for literally wasting time, OR is their HUSBAND THE TRUE BITCH for not letting them be meaner to his dad!

Our third emailer wants to know if they're THE BITCH for telling randos that asked about their (estranged) mother that she was DEAD, and now that they know the story isn't true it's still their story and they're stickin' to it.

Our final caller this week wants to know WHO'S THE BITCH when it comes to their time thief coworker literally being given special treatment and they're STILL not making it in on time to relieve them!

Our last submitter has a more "Will I BE THE BITCH" because they haven't done anything yet, but they're wanting to address their friend who's wearing eeeeveryone out with the political takes.