Episode 20 - The System is The Bitch

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02/12/25 • 60 min

This week on Who's The Bitch, its time to retool our BITCHOMETER because Kanye isn't a bitch he's just straight vile and Kara reads a personal account from a fan on why GooP shouldn't be 1 on the BITCHOMETER, SHE SHOULD BE 5!

This week's first caller thinks they're THE BITCH because they want their full of feelings MOTHA to BACK DOWN from driving them to the treatments for their recently diagnosed cancer because she's not what you would call a good driver and the hospital is downtown and gets A LOT of traffic.

The second caller this episode wants some new perspectives on a hard sought brand new coworker revealing they're 22 weeks preggo during their very first day on the job, and the General Manger has some F E E L S about it.

Our third caller gives us a condensed rundown of the VMs they've left previously in which they KNOW they're NOT THE BITCH, and the girls give them some advice on how to move on from a friend break-up.

Our last caller this week also thinks they're THE BITCH because they don't wanna plan their own fucking going away party(???) next month AT THE REQUEST OF THEIR FRIENDS!

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Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out...Who’s The Bitch?

Our last caller this week also thinks they're THE BITCH because they don't wanna plan their own fucking going away party(???) next month AT THE REQUEST OF THEIR FRIENDS!

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Episode 19 - The Bitches On The Internet

This week on 'Who's The Bitch', our resident Gossip Goddess Kara has returned to the land of the living! Just in time to cash in that Class Pass trial before it expires, while our Sassy Siren Jackie is slowly turning into a silver fox (eyebrows and all).

This past weekend was the BitchFest know as The Grammy Awards and we're all still waiting for that Bianca Censori interview to let us know she isn't blinking morse code for 'HELP ME', everyone's alleging that Kacey Musgraves had stankface when she lost to Beyoncé (congrats!), and Billie Eilish's brother had to issue a statement to fans TO LEAVE EVERYONE ALONE (Jackie hopes TS will do the same to her fans), and everyone can agree Doechii was an absolute highlight. FINALLY, Kara has a controversial opinion on the even more controversial Emilia Pérez (that she formed BEFORE knowing how incredibly racist the lead actor is WHOMP WHOMP)

Our first email is from Steven (from the bathroom!) giving an update on his coworker who kept coming in later and later, even after they changed the schedule FOR HER. And on this note, WE WANT UR UPDATES!!!

Our first caller (25) was talking to their mid-40's coworker about generations and after she talked about a shitty professor making a BIIIIG dumb speech during the caller's presentation about how younger people no longer have the same work ethic, the coworker agreed with the professor. Now, our caller knows they're not THE BITCH, but how the hell do they respond without being THE ASSHOLE?

Our last emailer was trapped next to an absolute demon on an overnight flight to/from Hawaii for their honeymoon this past October (CONGRATS!!!) in what sounds like the 3rd layer of a Personal Hell.

Our last voicemail is from a caller who wants to know if they're THE BITCH for wanting their rich sister to come visit them at their home instead of just having them out to visit.

Next Episode

Episode 21 - That's A Ditch

In this edition of Who's The Bitch? Kara and Jackie give their feelings, or lack thereof, on Valentine's Day, if it's okay to celebrate your dating anniversary after being married, and then get into what dog breed is the bitchiest!

This week's first email comes from a listener questioning 'Who's the Bitch?' when it comes to their significant other claiming he wants to help them volunteer at an animal rescue walking dogs but every time he comes he makes it a total nightmare and seems annoyed the whole time, leaving the listener to not even want to volunteer anymore.

Our first call this week comes in from a fan who wants to know 'Who's the Bitch?' when it comes to her having texted a longtime friends husband offering to watch the kids should he need a respite while his wife was out of town, which quickly escalated to a bitchuation once the wife returned home and saw the exchange on her husband's phone.

This week's second email comes from a listener who wants to know if they are being THE BITCH for bein' upset after selling tickets to a concert she had been looking forward to for awhile after plans fell through and her boyfriend also said he couldn't go due to work, but after the tickets were sold he brought up how he has to start using PTO at work OR LOSE IT!?

Our final message of the week comes in from a roommate trapped in an apartment with her roommate's incredibly sick with the flu boyfriend, despite the fact that they could go to his apartment and not spread the siccness to her.