Cock-blocked by my own child

05/09/23 • 32 min

Ash has a pregnancy scare, which is a real bloody mystery as it's post vasectomy. Matt and Laura try to book in sexy time - the only problem is that their children do everything in their power to make sure it doesn't happen. Also, Ash hits rock bottom as he finds himself eating a microwave kids meal out of the bin after a night on the tins.

We also have a crack at answering your parenting questions:

Placenta encapsulation update
Do you ever get dad-guilt?
Do you have a favourite child?

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We also have a crack at answering your parenting questions:

Placenta encapsulation update
Do you ever get dad-guilt?
Do you have a favourite child?

Follow @twodotingdads on Instagram here. Or slide into our DM's with any parenting question you need answered by a couple of doting dads.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Previous Episode

How would you like your placenta - smoked, fried or grilled?

Matt makes two emergency trips to the hospital with Marlie and Ash relives the moment Oscar stopped breathing (both stories have a happy ending).

We also have a crack at answering your parenting questions:

How did you manage sleep in the first few months?
Would you consider placenta encapsulation ?
What's the most arsehole thing your kid has done?

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Next Episode

To snip, or not to snip? [vasectomy]

Fellas, make sure you check your nuts because it's testicular cancer month and we wanna make sure if any of you get struck by this asshole of a disease, you get to your GP quicker than Ash puts away a frothy on a Sunday arvo.

Matt's been dealt a double whammy - man flu and he's a single parent because Laura's left him for the latest season of Dancing With The Stars. Ash's mum is in town and he finds out he was almost abducted in Kmart when he was a toddler. If that wasn't traumatising enough, Matt also gets Ash to relive the day he got his vasectomy (step by step). Is it worth taking the venom out of the snake?

We also have a crack at answering your parenting questions: