The Liquored Up Low Down: A Bizarre News Podcast

We start with a harrowing Bus Ride heading down to Robben Island. Fans of money and Cadbury Eggs will like the story about a man who gobbled down a rare Cadbury egg but didn't get the prize money. We then get into our first story about someone putting something up their ass and requiring Medical help (and it probably won't be the last). Our fourth story is a follow up story about contraband Bologna. Chicken SVU: India settles a crime about 63 dead chickens. Our last official story is about a hand=held robot that will make you feel better when your bf/gf breaks up with you. Our "This Week in Duh" covers dumb-asses who don't know what Poutine is and jump tp some very bad conclusions.

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The Drink:
The Classic Margarita:
2 oz Tequila
1 oz Triple Sec
1 oz Lime Juice

News Stories from This Episode:
Robben Island Hell:
https://www.dailyvoice.co.za/news/robben-island-hell-elderly-group-injured-in-tour-bus-0005ac14-1792-43c8-bed7-96f7109b387b
The Cadbury Egg Tragedy:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-defeated-after-unknowingly-scoffing-26437208
The WW2 Munitions Up Someone's Ass Tragedy:
https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/bomb-disposal-team-called-when-uk-man-turns-up-at-hospital-with-wwii-munition-in-his-backside-687944
Nothing Funny About Contraband Bologna (Oh really?):
https://www.abqjournal.com/2477306/border-patrol-nothing-funny-about-bologna-smuggling.html

63 Chickens Killed by Loud Wedding:
https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1519619/wedding-music-blamed-for-fate-of-63-chickens
OMOY the consoling robot:
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2022/03/220310100010.htm#:~:text=The%20mediator%20robot%20was%20designed,Can%20you%20wait%20another%20hour%3F%22
This Week in (Poutine) Duh:
https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/poutine-paris-restaurant-putin-russia-b2029991.html
Contact Info:
Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at [email protected]. Bryan can be reached on twitter @RussianLitGuy. Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.
Find more of Bryan at:
https://thinkingoutcloud.org/

Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

This episode is packed with the most serious of topics: everything from science to dystopia to farts. We start with an in-depth discussion of fart jar science and connoisseurship. We then learn that the Earth is getting a Black Box (like in planes!) and we quote Carl Sagan. Do we really need a lickable TV? Bryan's not buying one anytime soon. There is more speculation about biological life on Venus and we quote Carl Sagan again. Tom gets very excited about Hamsters being able to drink. The Pope says "Have Kids not Pets" and Bryan has a lot to say about that. And we close out with dumb people's obsession with celebrity.

Our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/liquoreduplowdown
The Drink:
Tom:
1 Splash Limoncello
Lots of Gin
Bryan:
Line a Martini Glass with Dry Vermouth
Lots of Gin

News Stories from This Episode:
The Big Fart Jar Con:
https://www.insider.com/reality-star-made-200k-fart-jars-selling-them-as-nfts-2022-1
A Black Box for the Earth:
https://www.livescience.com/earth-black-box-records-planet-demise
The Lickable TV:
https://www.reuters.com/technology/lick-it-up-japan-professor-creates-tele-taste-tv-screen-2021-12-23/
Roald Dahl:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roald_Dahl
Life on Venus?
https://www.reuters.com/technology/lick-it-up-japan-professor-creates-tele-taste-tv-screen-2021-12-23/
The Kids in the Hall Alien Probe Skit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tZar4wRP40&t=3s
Hamsters are Booze Hounds:
https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2021/12/alcohol-consumption-hamster-drunk/621125/
Pope Says You Should Have Kids, Not Pets:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/jan/05/pope-couples-choose-pets-children-selfish
And yes, Bryan realizes that he mispronounced "Dostoevsky".
This Week in Duh:
https://certifiedintel.com/2022/01/new-study-finds-people-who-are-obsessed-with-celebrities-to-be-less-intelligent/
Contact Info:
Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at [email protected]. Bryan can be reached on twitter @RussianLitGuy. Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.
Find more of Bryan at:
https://thinkingoutcloud.org/

Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

We're drinking Martini's again, which succeeded in making Tom REALLY drunk. We first talk about a man who drinks his own pee. We then talk about the world's most terrifying teacher. An Art Collector buys a very expensive receipt from invisible art shows from the 50's. We did not know that "Fictosexuals" are really a thing. We close out the show with TWID: "Fractal Wood Burning" and its various dangers.

Our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/liquoreduplowdown
The Drink:
Gin Martinis!

News Stories from This Episode:
Drinking Your Own Pee is Good for You:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-says-drinking-your-urine-26824674The World's Most Terrifying Teacher:
https://metro.co.uk/2020/09/28/teacher-loses-job-because-his-tattoos-and-black-eyes-scare-children-13339638/Art Collector Buys Receipt for Invisible Art:
https://www.npr.org/2022/04/15/1093005984/in-paris-an-art-collector-paid-1-2-million-for-a-receipt
Fictosexual Software Development:
https://nypost.com/2022/04/26/fictosexual-man-married-hologram-bride-now-struggles-to-bond/
This Week in Duh:
https://abc7chicago.com/tiktok-fractal-wood-burning-art-wisconsin/11796197/
Contact Info:
Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at [email protected]. Bryan can be reached on twitter @RussianLitGuy. Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.
Find more of Bryan at:
https://thinkingoutcloud.org/

Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

In this week's episode, learn about one practically perfect safety product for infants and toddlers, flawless with the exception of one small design flaw:
https://www.pennlive.com/life/2022/05/federal-safety-agency-issues-warning-about-babyrescue-rapid-evacuation-devices.html#:~:text=Published%3A%20May.,the%20child%20inside%20the%20bag.%E2%80%9D
Already working on the cover art for Mutant Rage Hamsters 2: This Time It's Personal. Whatever happened to Mutant Rage Hamsters 1? Let's just skip it and get to the good stuff.
https://metro.co.uk/2022/05/27/gene-editing-turns-fluffy-hamsters-into-aggressive-rage-monsters-16721041/
In this corner: small weakling human with baseball cap on backwards with a body tempered by Fritos and charcoal grilled hot dogs. And in this corner: a 1700 pound grizzly bear who's pretty pissed that his natural environment is rapidly disappearing.
Let's get ready to rumble!
*interesting fact: my impression of an individual who thinks he can beat a grizzly bear in hand to hand combat sounds remarkably like Bill Cosby.
https://www.fox13now.com/news/national-news/poll-shows-which-animals-americans-think-they-could-beat-in-a-fight
Do you really want to live in a place that needs to pay you to live there?
https://news.yahoo.com/this-virginia-town-will-give-you-a-20000-incentive-to-move-in-140532587.html#:~:text=Some%20cities%20like%20Lewisburg%2C%20W,to%20relocate%20with%20similar%20offers.
I wonder if the brochures at the Bank of Zambia include any copies of the dick pics they send to ransomware gangs:
https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/national-bank-hit-by-ransomware-trolls-hackers-with-dick-pics/
Contact Info:
Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at [email protected]. Bryan can be reached on twitter @RussianLitGuy. Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.
Find more of Bryan at:
https://thinkingoutcloud.org/

Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

In case you didn't know, killing people can be bad for you. The process of body disposal can be quite exerting, so be sure to check with your doctor and ensure you're healthy enough to bury someone before you murder. In other news, you'll be able to rest easy knowing your Parmesan cheese is legit. No more sleepless nights! And listen as we enjoy the freedom of being able to say the c word multiple times because it's the news and that automatically makes it okay.
Our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/liquoreduplowdown
The drink: Margaritas.
The Easily Winded Murderer:
https://people.com/crime/man-dies-heart-attack-trying-bury-girlfriends-body-after-murdering-her/
Cheese Tracking:
https://www.foodandwine.com/news/parmigiano-reggiano-fraud-micro-transponder-rinds-digital-label
Tribunal Determines the word Bald is Sexual Harassments But No Judgement on C%nt:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/may/13/calling-a-man-bald-is-sexual-harassment-employment-tribunal-rules
Parents Sue for Grandchildren:
https://www.npr.org/2022/05/14/1098958972/india-family-lawsuit-children
Woman Gets Arrested for Bucket List:
https://www.wfsb.com/2022/05/12/woman-says-getting-arrested-was-her-bucket-list-since-high-school-deputy-says/
Plagiarism Article Removed for Plagiarism:
https://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory/authors-plagiarism-essay-pulled-plagiarism-found-84601217
This Week in Duh:
https://www.carscoops.com/2022/05/704000-ford-gt-heritage-ruined-because-florida-man-cant-drive-stick/
Contact Info:
Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at [email protected]. Bryan can be reached on twitter @RussianLitGuy. Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.
Find more of Bryan at:
https://thinkingoutcloud.org/

Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw