The Liquored Up Low Down: A Bizarre News Podcast - The Great Fajita Thief, Super Mario: Cruise Ship Edition, Ambassador Kid Rock, The Japanese Man Who Takes Your Burdens Away, "The Man" DJ's Lollapalooza

The Great Fajita Thief, Super Mario: Cruise Ship Edition, Ambassador Kid Rock, The Japanese Man Who Takes Your Burdens Away, "The Man" DJ's Lollapalooza

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03/29/22 • 63 min

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We start with The Fajita Thief and talk about what's the Gentlemanly thing to do with $1.2M dollars of Fajitas. Bryan's met Super Mario: the man who jumps cruise ship to cruise ship. Ambassador Kid Rock (thankfully) refrains from telling DJT what do do about North Korea. We talk about a Japanese Man who is paid to be a silent companion for people but ponder what a toll this must take on him. Turns out the CEO of Goldman Sachs steals peoples hearts just as he steals their money as a DJ. And finally Bryan admits to his laziness in the form of not replacing the Kleenex box as we discuss the last story before This Week in Duh. We finally have an obvious enough story in This Week in Duh that Tom and Bryan are finally both on the same page!

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The Drink:
Bryan's Easter Candy:
3 oz Vodka
1 oz Vanilla Liquer
1oz Kahlua

News Stories from This Episode:
The Great Fajita Thief:
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/fajita-thief-sentenced-to-50-years-for-12m-theft-of-fajitas Super Mario: Cruise Ship Edition:
https://jalopnik.com/this-man-has-lived-on-a-cruise-ship-for-20-years-1848623908
Ambassador Kid Rock:
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2022/mar/22/kid-rock-donald-trump-north-korea-islamic-stateThe Japanese Man Paid to Take on Other People's Burdens:
https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/japan-do-nothing-man-rent-pay-b2040364.htmlCEO Plays Lollapalooza:
https://www.businessinsider.com/goldman-sachs-ceo-david-solomon-djs-lollapalooza-2022-3The Dirty Dishes Divorce:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/my-wife-divorced-leaving-dirty-26544748
This Week in Duh:
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2022/03/220324122533.htm
Contact Info:
Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at [email protected]. Bryan can be reached on twitter @RussianLitGuy. Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.
Find more of Bryan at:
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Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

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Our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/liquoreduplowdown
The Drink:
Bryan's Easter Candy:
3 oz Vodka
1 oz Vanilla Liquer
1oz Kahlua

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Snakes in a Wine Bottle, The Pretentious Drink-Meat Experience, Police Will Validate Your Meth in Florida, The One True Ranch to Rule Them All, Printable Balls

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Did you know that snakes can go dormant for years and then bite a mother fucker? Tom brings you your food porn with a pretentious Italian Chef. We throw you some red meat: a Florida Man story about meth and dumbness. Hidden Valley Ranch gets into the jewelry business. They can print balls now! Towards the end of the episode we admit we will sell out and we beg for sponsors. Still waiting, Diageo. This week in Duh: If you bash the company you work for on Youtube, you will get fired!

Our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/liquoreduplowdown
The Drink:
Beer with a Scotch Chaser

News Stories from This Episode:
Snakes in a Wine Bottle:
https://whiskeyraiders.com/article/snake-wine-venomous-bite-china/
The Pretentious Chef:
https://www.ctvnews.ca/lifestyle/the-italian-chef-who-puts-lasagna-in-a-toothpaste-tube-1.5823252
Florida Man Gets his Meth Checked by Police:https://metro.co.uk/2022/03/17/florida-man-calls-911-requesting-his-meth-be-tested-for-authenticity-16290169/
The One True Ranch to Rule Them All:
https://nerdist.com/article/hidden-valley-ranch-diamond-ring-sold-12-thousand-dollars-feeding-america-charity/Printable Balls:
https://news.ubc.ca/2022/03/16/3d-printed-testicular-cells/Subway Bread is not Bread:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/oct/01/irish-court-rules-subway-bread-is-not-breadThis Week in Duh:
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2022/03/tesla-fires-employee-who-posted-youtube-videos-of-full-self-driving-accident/
Contact Info:
Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at [email protected]. Bryan can be reached on twitter @RussianLitGuy. Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.
Find more of Bryan at:
https://thinkingoutcloud.org/

Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

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Do You Speak "Dog"? McBreatharianism. You Laundered Money How? A Racist Learns How Laws Work. (Bad) Parents on a Plane.

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Bryan tries to help Tom with his "barking dogs" problem. Did you know that McDonalds locations are part of a 5th Dimensional Plane of existence? Laundering money through Earth, Wind and Fire covers. A racist gets her comeuppance. "Here, you take care of my kids for me while I sleep." A construction worker drops poop from a crane and we ask "why?" for quite some time. Tom saves the day again with a "This Week in Huh?".

Our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/liquoreduplowdown
The Drink:
The Hearn (by The Dead Rabbit)

News Stories from This Episode:
Solve your dog barking problem:https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/neighbour-furious-trick-stop-dog-26600841Breatharianism:
https://nyulocal.com/cult-says-that-transcending-mortality-is-as-easy-as-eating-mcdonalds-everyday-and-breathing-ddfa7568b317
Laundering Money through Earth, Wind, and Fire
https://www.lubbockonline.com/story/news/local/2022/03/25/former-san-angelo-police-chief-found-guilty-bribery-charges/7155552001/
A Racist gets her comeuppance:
https://www.westrivereagle.com/articles/rapid-city-hotels-threat-to-ban-native-americans-from-property-after-shooting-causes-outrage/Here. You take care of my kids for me on this plane:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/mum-mortified-after-husband-dumps-26604585Man fired after dropping his poop from a crane:
https://www.ladbible.com/news/workman-fired-after-chucking-bag-of-his-s-from-a-crane-20220401
This Week in . . . Huh?
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31239862/
Contact Info:
Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at [email protected]. Bryan can be reached on twitter @RussianLitGuy. Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.
Find more of Bryan at:
https://thinkingoutcloud.org/

Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw