The Liquored Up Low Down: A Bizarre News Podcast - The Bus Tour from Hell, The Golden (Cadbury) Egg, How Did That World War 2 Munition Get Up There?, Poutine is not Putin You Morons

The Bus Tour from Hell, The Golden (Cadbury) Egg, How Did That World War 2 Munition Get Up There?, Poutine is not Putin You Morons

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03/15/22 • 65 min

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The Liquored Up Low Down: A Bizarre News Podcast

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We start with a harrowing Bus Ride heading down to Robben Island. Fans of money and Cadbury Eggs will like the story about a man who gobbled down a rare Cadbury egg but didn't get the prize money. We then get into our first story about someone putting something up their ass and requiring Medical help (and it probably won't be the last). Our fourth story is a follow up story about contraband Bologna. Chicken SVU: India settles a crime about 63 dead chickens. Our last official story is about a hand=held robot that will make you feel better when your bf/gf breaks up with you. Our "This Week in Duh" covers dumb-asses who don't know what Poutine is and jump tp some very bad conclusions.

Our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/liquoreduplowdown
The Drink:
The Classic Margarita:
2 oz Tequila
1 oz Triple Sec
1 oz Lime Juice

News Stories from This Episode:
Robben Island Hell:
https://www.dailyvoice.co.za/news/robben-island-hell-elderly-group-injured-in-tour-bus-0005ac14-1792-43c8-bed7-96f7109b387b
The Cadbury Egg Tragedy:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-defeated-after-unknowingly-scoffing-26437208
The WW2 Munitions Up Someone's Ass Tragedy:
https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/bomb-disposal-team-called-when-uk-man-turns-up-at-hospital-with-wwii-munition-in-his-backside-687944
Nothing Funny About Contraband Bologna (Oh really?):
https://www.abqjournal.com/2477306/border-patrol-nothing-funny-about-bologna-smuggling.html

63 Chickens Killed by Loud Wedding:
https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1519619/wedding-music-blamed-for-fate-of-63-chickens
OMOY the consoling robot:
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2022/03/220310100010.htm#:~:text=The%20mediator%20robot%20was%20designed,Can%20you%20wait%20another%20hour%3F%22
This Week in (Poutine) Duh:
https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/poutine-paris-restaurant-putin-russia-b2029991.html
Contact Info:
Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at [email protected]. Bryan can be reached on twitter @RussianLitGuy. Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.
Find more of Bryan at:
https://thinkingoutcloud.org/

Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

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Our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/liquoreduplowdown
The Drink:
The Classic Margarita:
2 oz Tequila
1 oz Triple Sec
1 oz Lime Juice

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The Hipster Irony, Be a Bear Whisperer, The Dog Food Vegetarian Experiment, Can You Call Dibs on Baby Names?, TSA Comfort Chainsaw

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This week we try to find a job for Tom. A man thought a picture of a hipster was a stolen image of him, but it wasn't (the irony!). There is a job opening in Montana as a Bear Whisperer. A dog food company is paying people to sniff their own dog's poop. We discuss whether one can call dibs on baby names (spoiler alert: no, one can't). A St. Louis man tried to photocopy his butt in a crowded lobby because he thought it would be a good joke for his girlfriend. Our last official article is about the yearly top 10 list of confiscated items by the TSA. And finally, this week in duh includes a brewery that is making Molotov Cocktails in the Ukraine.

Our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/liquoreduplowdown
The Drink:
The Classic Margarita:
2 oz Tequila
1 oz Triple Sec
1 oz Lime Juice

News Stories from This Episode:

The Hipster Effect:
https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/as-it-happens-thursday-edition-1.5046925/man-angry-his-photo-was-used-to-prove-all-hipsters-look-alike-then-learns-it-wasn-t-him-1.5046933
The Bear Whisperer:
https://slate.com/technology/2022/03/what-does-it-take-to-be-a-grizzly-conflict-manager.html
Dog Poop Sniffing:
https://www.irvinetimes.com/news/19972153.vegan-dog-food-company-offering-5-000-sniff-dogs-poo/
You Can't Call Dibs on Baby Names:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-perplexed-friend-calls-dibs-26323915
The St. Louis Butt Copier Guy:
https://www.newspapers.com/clip/32267770/jan-13-2001-photocopy-of-butt/
TSA Top 10:
https://www.travelandleisure.com/travel-news/tsa-most-confiscated-items-2021
This Week in Duh:
https://ktla.com/news/nationworld/ukrainian-brewery-reportedly-making-molotov-cocktails-to-help-defend-city-against-russia/
Contact Info:
Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at [email protected]. Bryan can be reached on twitter @RussianLitGuy. Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.
Find more of Bryan at:
https://thinkingoutcloud.org/

Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

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Snakes in a Wine Bottle, The Pretentious Drink-Meat Experience, Police Will Validate Your Meth in Florida, The One True Ranch to Rule Them All, Printable Balls

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Did you know that snakes can go dormant for years and then bite a mother fucker? Tom brings you your food porn with a pretentious Italian Chef. We throw you some red meat: a Florida Man story about meth and dumbness. Hidden Valley Ranch gets into the jewelry business. They can print balls now! Towards the end of the episode we admit we will sell out and we beg for sponsors. Still waiting, Diageo. This week in Duh: If you bash the company you work for on Youtube, you will get fired!

Our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/liquoreduplowdown
The Drink:
Beer with a Scotch Chaser

News Stories from This Episode:
Snakes in a Wine Bottle:
https://whiskeyraiders.com/article/snake-wine-venomous-bite-china/
The Pretentious Chef:
https://www.ctvnews.ca/lifestyle/the-italian-chef-who-puts-lasagna-in-a-toothpaste-tube-1.5823252
Florida Man Gets his Meth Checked by Police:https://metro.co.uk/2022/03/17/florida-man-calls-911-requesting-his-meth-be-tested-for-authenticity-16290169/
The One True Ranch to Rule Them All:
https://nerdist.com/article/hidden-valley-ranch-diamond-ring-sold-12-thousand-dollars-feeding-america-charity/Printable Balls:
https://news.ubc.ca/2022/03/16/3d-printed-testicular-cells/Subway Bread is not Bread:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/oct/01/irish-court-rules-subway-bread-is-not-breadThis Week in Duh:
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2022/03/tesla-fires-employee-who-posted-youtube-videos-of-full-self-driving-accident/
Contact Info:
Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at [email protected]. Bryan can be reached on twitter @RussianLitGuy. Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.
Find more of Bryan at:
https://thinkingoutcloud.org/

Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw