The Liquored Up Low Down: A Bizarre News Podcast - The Great Pit Toilet Rescue, Murder Novelist Goes on Trial for Murder, Blockbuster Part 2, The Sad Tale of Jerry Anus, A PSA About Nutrition Labels

The Great Pit Toilet Rescue, Murder Novelist Goes on Trial for Murder, Blockbuster Part 2, The Sad Tale of Jerry Anus, A PSA About Nutrition Labels

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04/26/22 • 32 min

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We first talk about Pit Toilets and how your phone will just be replaced . . . they just give you a new one, right? A Romance Novelist who wrote an essay on how to kill your husband is going on trial for (allegedly) killing her husband. Bryan tells a story about Customer Service at Blockbuster while he was in college. We then talk about an Anus that is not very smart about fake names. This Week in Duh is about dumb Americans not being able to read Nutrition Facts.

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The Drink:
https://www.thepioneerwoman.com/food-cooking/recipes/a95933/new-years-cocktail-elderflower-and-orange/2/3 c. Orange Juice, Plus More For The Rims
3 oz. fluid St. Germain Elderflower Liqueur
2 oz. fluid Cointreau
2 oz. fluid Vodka

News Stories from This Episode:
The Great Pit Toilet Rescue
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2022/04/25/toilet-rescue-woman-phone-olympic-national-forest/7437231001/Romance Novelist Who Wrote "How to Murder Your Husband" Goes on Trial for Murdering Her Husband
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/nancy-crampton-brophy-novelist-trial-killing-daniel-murphy-oregon-culinary-institute/
Blockbuster Part 2:
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/kelowna-blockbuster-2-1.6323347
The Sad Hard Tale of Jerry Anus:
https://www.guampdn.com/news/local/jerry-anus-charged-with-drug-possession-after-traffic-stop/article_b43e824b-cc6a-525a-b915-23b5354a73a2.html
This Week in Duh
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-10722517/Only-9-Americans-properly-read-nutrition-label.html
Contact Info:
Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at [email protected]. Bryan can be reached on twitter @RussianLitGuy. Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.
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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

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First, we delve into the cottage industry of being a jerk at Funerals by speaking for the dead and telling the living things they may not know about the deceased. Next we tally up items from the most recent cleanup of Jersey Beaches and count up items from what could be the world's biggest party. Take cover because John Hinckley Jr. is on tour! Let's all go to Cementland and it's creepy aftermath. We talk about a man who has 9 wives . . . wait . . . 8 wives. Tom saves "This Week in Duh" by talking about the obvious fact that if Aliens attacked our lives would be changed forever.

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The Drink:
The Monte Carlo:
2 oz Rye Whiskey
1 oz Benedictine
2 Dashes of Bitters

News Stories from This Episode:
Coffin Confessions:
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-09-02/coffin-confessor-bill-edgar-reveals-secrets-of-dead-at-funerals/12619946
Jersey Beach Party:
https://www.news4jax.com/news/weird-news/2022/03/30/braces-sex-pills-fake-eyeball-among-bizarre-nj-beach-trash/
Take cover because John Hinckley Jr. is on tour!
https://www.wsbtv.com/news/trending/john-hinckley-jr-would-be-reagan-assassin-play-sold-out-concert-new-york/EGA5BQPM5RCB5GECINWX6OM7PE/
Cementland!
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/inside-creepy-unfinished-theme-park-26688966
Dude with 9 wives:
https://www.indiatvnews.com/trending/news/brazil-model-who-celebrated-free-love-faces-divorce-from-1-of-his-9-wives-desires-to-get-married-twice-more-2022-04-06-768059
Contact Info:
Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at [email protected]. Bryan can be reached on twitter @RussianLitGuy. Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.
Find more of Bryan at:
https://thinkingoutcloud.org/

Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

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We're drinking Martini's again, which succeeded in making Tom REALLY drunk. We first talk about a man who drinks his own pee. We then talk about the world's most terrifying teacher. An Art Collector buys a very expensive receipt from invisible art shows from the 50's. We did not know that "Fictosexuals" are really a thing. We close out the show with TWID: "Fractal Wood Burning" and its various dangers.

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The Drink:
Gin Martinis!

News Stories from This Episode:
Drinking Your Own Pee is Good for You:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-says-drinking-your-urine-26824674The World's Most Terrifying Teacher:
https://metro.co.uk/2020/09/28/teacher-loses-job-because-his-tattoos-and-black-eyes-scare-children-13339638/Art Collector Buys Receipt for Invisible Art:
https://www.npr.org/2022/04/15/1093005984/in-paris-an-art-collector-paid-1-2-million-for-a-receipt
Fictosexual Software Development:
https://nypost.com/2022/04/26/fictosexual-man-married-hologram-bride-now-struggles-to-bond/
This Week in Duh:
https://abc7chicago.com/tiktok-fractal-wood-burning-art-wisconsin/11796197/
Contact Info:
Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at [email protected]. Bryan can be reached on twitter @RussianLitGuy. Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.
Find more of Bryan at:
https://thinkingoutcloud.org/

Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw