
Drinking Your Own Pee is Good for You, Parent-Teacher Conferences with a Carnie, Buy Some Invisible Art, Fictosexual Software Development, Shocker: Electricity Can Kill You
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05/03/22 • 30 min
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We're drinking Martini's again, which succeeded in making Tom REALLY drunk. We first talk about a man who drinks his own pee. We then talk about the world's most terrifying teacher. An Art Collector buys a very expensive receipt from invisible art shows from the 50's. We did not know that "Fictosexuals" are really a thing. We close out the show with TWID: "Fractal Wood Burning" and its various dangers.
Our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/liquoreduplowdown
The Drink:
Gin Martinis!
News Stories from This Episode:
Drinking Your Own Pee is Good for You:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-says-drinking-your-urine-26824674The World's Most Terrifying Teacher:
https://metro.co.uk/2020/09/28/teacher-loses-job-because-his-tattoos-and-black-eyes-scare-children-13339638/Art Collector Buys Receipt for Invisible Art:
https://www.npr.org/2022/04/15/1093005984/in-paris-an-art-collector-paid-1-2-million-for-a-receipt
Fictosexual Software Development:
https://nypost.com/2022/04/26/fictosexual-man-married-hologram-bride-now-struggles-to-bond/
This Week in Duh:
https://abc7chicago.com/tiktok-fractal-wood-burning-art-wisconsin/11796197/
Contact Info:
Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at [email protected]. Bryan can be reached on twitter @RussianLitGuy. Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.
Find more of Bryan at:
https://thinkingoutcloud.org/
Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw
We're drinking Martini's again, which succeeded in making Tom REALLY drunk. We first talk about a man who drinks his own pee. We then talk about the world's most terrifying teacher. An Art Collector buys a very expensive receipt from invisible art shows from the 50's. We did not know that "Fictosexuals" are really a thing. We close out the show with TWID: "Fractal Wood Burning" and its various dangers.
Our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/liquoreduplowdown
The Drink:
Gin Martinis!
News Stories from This Episode:
Drinking Your Own Pee is Good for You:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-says-drinking-your-urine-26824674The World's Most Terrifying Teacher:
https://metro.co.uk/2020/09/28/teacher-loses-job-because-his-tattoos-and-black-eyes-scare-children-13339638/Art Collector Buys Receipt for Invisible Art:
https://www.npr.org/2022/04/15/1093005984/in-paris-an-art-collector-paid-1-2-million-for-a-receipt
Fictosexual Software Development:
https://nypost.com/2022/04/26/fictosexual-man-married-hologram-bride-now-struggles-to-bond/
This Week in Duh:
https://abc7chicago.com/tiktok-fractal-wood-burning-art-wisconsin/11796197/
Contact Info:
Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at [email protected]. Bryan can be reached on twitter @RussianLitGuy. Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.
Find more of Bryan at:
https://thinkingoutcloud.org/
Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw
Previous Episode

The Great Pit Toilet Rescue, Murder Novelist Goes on Trial for Murder, Blockbuster Part 2, The Sad Tale of Jerry Anus, A PSA About Nutrition Labels
We first talk about Pit Toilets and how your phone will just be replaced . . . they just give you a new one, right? A Romance Novelist who wrote an essay on how to kill your husband is going on trial for (allegedly) killing her husband. Bryan tells a story about Customer Service at Blockbuster while he was in college. We then talk about an Anus that is not very smart about fake names. This Week in Duh is about dumb Americans not being able to read Nutrition Facts.
Our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/liquoreduplowdown
The Drink:
https://www.thepioneerwoman.com/food-cooking/recipes/a95933/new-years-cocktail-elderflower-and-orange/2/3 c. Orange Juice, Plus More For The Rims
3 oz. fluid St. Germain Elderflower Liqueur
2 oz. fluid Cointreau
2 oz. fluid Vodka
News Stories from This Episode:
The Great Pit Toilet Rescue
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2022/04/25/toilet-rescue-woman-phone-olympic-national-forest/7437231001/Romance Novelist Who Wrote "How to Murder Your Husband" Goes on Trial for Murdering Her Husband
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/nancy-crampton-brophy-novelist-trial-killing-daniel-murphy-oregon-culinary-institute/
Blockbuster Part 2:
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/kelowna-blockbuster-2-1.6323347
The Sad Hard Tale of Jerry Anus:
https://www.guampdn.com/news/local/jerry-anus-charged-with-drug-possession-after-traffic-stop/article_b43e824b-cc6a-525a-b915-23b5354a73a2.html
This Week in Duh
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-10722517/Only-9-Americans-properly-read-nutrition-label.html
Contact Info:
Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at [email protected]. Bryan can be reached on twitter @RussianLitGuy. Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.
Find more of Bryan at:
https://thinkingoutcloud.org/
Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw
Next Episode

Open House Sexy Times, GPS + Alcohol + Stairs = Story, Florida Doesn't Like Poop or Butt Stuff on Vanity Plates, Inherit the Wind But With Cats
First we talk about two Real Estate Agents who have some sexy times during an alleged Open House. Then we move on to a woman who drove down stairs because her GPS told her to. Florida does not like Farts or Butt stuff on the Vanity plates. We talk about Miska the cat who was a victim of government over-reach. Canada is the first to prosecute crimes . . . on the moon.
Our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/liquoreduplowdown
The Drink:
Scotch!
News Stories from This Episode:
Open House Sexy Times:
https://therealdeal.com/tristate/2022/04/28/brown-harris-stevens-agents-sued-for-alleged-sex-capade-in-clients-home/GPS and Alcohol:https://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article260959062.html
Florida Vanity Plates that were rejected:
https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida/2022/05/07/personalized-florida-license-plates-that-were-approved-and-rejected/Inherit the Wind but for Cats:
https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/eastside/miska-bellevues-most-persecuted-tabby-cat-seeks-her-day-in-court/Canada and Crimes on the Moon:
https://www.npr.org/2022/05/02/1095861510/canadian-lawmakers-pass-amendment-allowing-prosecution-of-crimes-on-the-moon
Contact Info:
Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at [email protected]. Bryan can be reached on twitter @RussianLitGuy. Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.
Find more of Bryan at:
https://thinkingoutcloud.org/
Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw
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