
R U Aristotle Athari's Soulmate?
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08/15/23 • 51 min
Aristotle Athari (SNL) stops by to share what keeps him up at night and how he learned to play guitar for free. Lara, on the other hand, can't stop interrupting a caller and despite being hopped up on Melatonin, thinks you should tell your girlfriend you had sex with her stepsister, to keep it down when having sex in an apartment and advises against having someone sketch you in the nude.
CHAPTERS:
- 00:00 Coming Up
- 01:26 - Aristotle Athari!
- 15:20 - Call 1: Not My Soulmate?!
- 29:56 - Call 2: Dated The Stepsister
- 42:00 - Call 3: Neighbor Sex
- 50:22 - Thanks & Plugs
LINKS!
- Everything Aristotle:https://www.instagram.com/air_stotle
- Jett Road Studios: https://www.jettroadstudios.com/
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Aristotle Athari (SNL) stops by to share what keeps him up at night and how he learned to play guitar for free. Lara, on the other hand, can't stop interrupting a caller and despite being hopped up on Melatonin, thinks you should tell your girlfriend you had sex with her stepsister, to keep it down when having sex in an apartment and advises against having someone sketch you in the nude.
CHAPTERS:
- 00:00 Coming Up
- 01:26 - Aristotle Athari!
- 15:20 - Call 1: Not My Soulmate?!
- 29:56 - Call 2: Dated The Stepsister
- 42:00 - Call 3: Neighbor Sex
- 50:22 - Thanks & Plugs
LINKS!
- Everything Aristotle:https://www.instagram.com/air_stotle
- Jett Road Studios: https://www.jettroadstudios.com/
FOLLOW "UNSOUND ADVICE"
- Subscribe to the Podcast: https://unsoundadvicepod.com/
- Twitter: https://twitter.com/unsoundadviceLB/
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- TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unsoundadvice
NEED UNSOUND ADVICE? [email protected]
ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"
Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.
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ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"
Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.
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Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.
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