Quake shake voms & park fights

05/23/23 • 38 min

Ash has just uncovered his wife's devious lunch prep behaviour - hiding mint slices in Oscar's daycare lunches. Matt experiences the full roller coaster of parenting as a joyous day at the park with the kids and his dog descends into chaos when a blue heeler goes rogue (no dogs were harmed in the making of this podcast). Now that Oscar has a raging sugar addiction, he takes down Ash's whole Quake Shake at the supermarket but overdoses and vomits the whole thing back up in aisle 4.

We also have a crack at answering your parenting questions:

How much leisure time should be allowed for a new dad?
Have you had a parenting moment where you thought ‘I'm glad no one was around to see that?’

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We also have a crack at answering your parenting questions:

How much leisure time should be allowed for a new dad?
Have you had a parenting moment where you thought ‘I'm glad no one was around to see that?’

Follow @twodotingdads on Instagram here. Or slide into our DM's with any parenting question you need answered by a couple of doting dads.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Previous Episode

Three Doting Dads feat. Larry Emdur

Larry Emdur.... COME ON DOWNNNNNN!

Matty J and Ash have developed a full blown dad-crush post Larry Emdur chat. The man has it all - loving relationship with his wife, successful career and two fully grown offspring who treat him like a best mate. He also doesn't look a day over 40.

We talk about how he juggled a new-born whilst hosting one of the biggest game shows in Australian TV history, what his tattoos (which are dedicated to his family) really mean, the difference in parenting to a son versus a daughter, and the one thing he wished he was better at as a dad.

Big thanks to Larry for being so generous with his time.. Have we mentioned how much we love Larry?

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Next Episode

From potty disasters to potty mouths

Matt's currently enjoying potty training a 2 year old (Lola) who insists on doing everything solo - including attempting to empty a potty by herself that's full to the brim with her business. Ash takes the family on a holiday to Queensland, which includes lugging 8 bags, cot and baby seat across the boarder, getting two flat tyres and being on the receiving end of a foul-mouthed spray from his 3 year old. Matt also has an incident with a post-sex towel thanks to his mother.

We also have a crack at answering your parenting questions:

Do you have a song that you sing to your kids when they're having a full blown tantrum?
Do you judge other dads?

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Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash - Quake shake voms & park fights

Transcript

Speaker 100:00:00.400

It's nice to have your voice back. I know you missed the hask, but I don't know if I could do another episode with an erection.

Speaker 200:00:22.559

Welcome back to two notting dads. I am Maddie Jay and I'm Ash. This is a conversation all about parenting, the good, the bad, and the relatable. And we have to also say at this point, if you're coming for any type of advice.

Speaker 100:00:34.79