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Goodpods has curated a list of the 10 best Tinned Fruit episodes, ranked by the number of listens and likes each episode have garnered from our listeners. If you are listening to Tinned Fruit for the first time, there's no better place to start than with one of these standout episodes. If you are a fan of the show, vote for your favorite Tinned Fruit episode by adding your comments to the episode page.
Tinned Fruit Episode 1: "Findus Bessie"
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10/10/18 • 47 min
The very first episode of Tinned Fruit sees your anonymous hosts drinking smoothies in a working dogs' club, while fantasising about owning a frozen food empire.
Episode 2.1: "The passion was nearly there"
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03/20/19 • 59 min
A supply chain issue and artistic breakdown means that Art and Paul have gone their separate ways. Into the spotlight steps two new hosts, fresh out of "roid rehab" and ready to discuss the utterly non-pertinent issues of the day. In their first foray, Dick finds himself in a late-night clinch with her majesty the queen at a barbecue, while Dennis finds himself a fugitive when a vengeful registrar sets sights on his life.
Tinned Fruit Episode 8: "Chopsticks in the Wind"
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12/07/18 • 60 min
The authorities close in on the boys as they unwittingly become embroiled with denim-clad communist militants led by the boyband Blue, and blow the lid off a money laundering ring at their local ASDA.
In Dickensian style, they are visited by a series of phantoms inspiring them to deflect their attention onto the late Roy Orbison in a final thrilling denouement.
Blackpool celebrity, raconteur and e-cigarette ambassador Andy Floss makes his inaugural Tinned Fruit appearance, spilling the latest wheeze and sleaze from the Northwest Riviera.
Tinned Fruit Episode 7: "Shelf-Made Millionaire"
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11/29/18 • 58 min
Tinned Fruit's darkest episode yet. The boys encounter murderers defended by crooked antiques dealers, historical dictators, sporting cheats, fighters and killers, culminating in Paul Garfunkel attending a parade of the world's worst people in rural Yorkshire.
Elsewhere the world of Harry Potter is blown wide open by allegations involving Andy Floss's behaviour while starring as an extra in the films.
Tinned Fruit Episode 6: "Book Token Oligarch"
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11/12/18 • 58 min
Guest directed by Christopher Nolan, starring Christian Bale as troubled broadcaster Art Simon haunted by the ghosts of the past and Dave Bautista as his uncouth bad-tempered nemesis Paul Garfunkel.
After getting "mortal" in Newcastle with Christopher Lambert, Paul has to call upon his WWF wrestling knowledge to best an opponent in a bar fight, while Art is forced to join the National Trust as an enforcer to take revenge on a long-haired rake whom his girlfriend met while travelling.
The episode also features part II of the widely-acclaimed "The Gibraltar Connection"
Tinned Fruit Episode 5: "Bedroom Condiments"
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11/02/18 • 57 min
Paul's podcast play "The Gibraltar Connection" makes its debut. Meanwhile a series of horoscope predictions made by Russell Grant while playing Maximus in Gladiator has serious repercussions for christianity, the dodo, the coconut industry and Paul Garfunkel, whose new bedding is ruined by an episode of sexual misadventure.
Elsewhere, Edinburgh-based sandbox game Red Dead Redemption 2 is reviewed.
Tinned Fruit Episode 4: "Enya's Paperboy"
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10/23/18 • 55 min
Having sent Enya a redacted christmas card for not tipping him, Paul finds himself in hot water when the singer returns years later to exact her ethereal revenge.
08/18/20 • 57 min
Tinned Fruit S3 Episode 3 "Nostra-Des-Mus"
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06/17/20 • 54 min
Aliens excavating the charred remiains of Earth uncover a podcast recording they date to the late 30th Century. Hyper-inflation means that a holiday mishap has serious financial implications for Corination Street's Des Barnes when he picks up the wrong bag at the airport. Retired Premiership footballers are enjoying lucrative careers in adult entertainment, and the Christmas TV schedule has a dark edge.
Paul introduces TF fans to his new girlfriend whose former lovers include Charlton Heston and "Bubbles".
Tinned Fruit S3 Episode 2: "Klingo Wings"
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02/06/20 • 52 min
The most underwhelming, low-octane episode of Tinned Fruit yet! Paul's trip to Berlin sets a terrifying chain of events in action creating a nightmarish alternative reality.
The boys try to navigate this reality with little wit or guile, finding themselves in a submarine during the Cold War captained by Barry White before attending a drag contest in a chippie. The nightmare get weirder when David Bellamy commits suicide on air in the Blue Peter garden.
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FAQ
How many episodes does Tinned Fruit have?
Tinned Fruit currently has 14 episodes available.
What topics does Tinned Fruit cover?
The podcast is about Humour, Satire, Improv, Comedy and Podcasts.
What is the most popular episode on Tinned Fruit?
The episode title 'Episode 2.1: "The passion was nearly there"' is the most popular.
What is the average episode length on Tinned Fruit?
The average episode length on Tinned Fruit is 56 minutes.
How often are episodes of Tinned Fruit released?
Episodes of Tinned Fruit are typically released every 9 days, 14 hours.
When was the first episode of Tinned Fruit?
The first episode of Tinned Fruit was released on Oct 10, 2018.
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