Tinned Fruit Episode 8: "Chopsticks in the Wind"

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12/07/18 • 60 min

The authorities close in on the boys as they unwittingly become embroiled with denim-clad communist militants led by the boyband Blue, and blow the lid off a money laundering ring at their local ASDA.

In Dickensian style, they are visited by a series of phantoms inspiring them to deflect their attention onto the late Roy Orbison in a final thrilling denouement.

Blackpool celebrity, raconteur and e-cigarette ambassador Andy Floss makes his inaugural Tinned Fruit appearance, spilling the latest wheeze and sleaze from the Northwest Riviera.

In Dickensian style, they are visited by a series of phantoms inspiring them to deflect their attention onto the late Roy Orbison in a final thrilling denouement.

Blackpool celebrity, raconteur and e-cigarette ambassador Andy Floss makes his inaugural Tinned Fruit appearance, spilling the latest wheeze and sleaze from the Northwest Riviera.

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