Tinned Fruit Episode 7: "Shelf-Made Millionaire"

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11/29/18 • 58 min

Tinned Fruit's darkest episode yet. The boys encounter murderers defended by crooked antiques dealers, historical dictators, sporting cheats, fighters and killers, culminating in Paul Garfunkel attending a parade of the world's worst people in rural Yorkshire.

Elsewhere the world of Harry Potter is blown wide open by allegations involving Andy Floss's behaviour while starring as an extra in the films.

Elsewhere the world of Harry Potter is blown wide open by allegations involving Andy Floss's behaviour while starring as an extra in the films.

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Tinned Fruit Episode 6: "Book Token Oligarch"

Guest directed by Christopher Nolan, starring Christian Bale as troubled broadcaster Art Simon haunted by the ghosts of the past and Dave Bautista as his uncouth bad-tempered nemesis Paul Garfunkel.

After getting "mortal" in Newcastle with Christopher Lambert, Paul has to call upon his WWF wrestling knowledge to best an opponent in a bar fight, while Art is forced to join the National Trust as an enforcer to take revenge on a long-haired rake whom his girlfriend met while travelling.

The episode also features part II of the widely-acclaimed "The Gibraltar Connection"

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Tinned Fruit Episode 8: "Chopsticks in the Wind"

The authorities close in on the boys as they unwittingly become embroiled with denim-clad communist militants led by the boyband Blue, and blow the lid off a money laundering ring at their local ASDA.

In Dickensian style, they are visited by a series of phantoms inspiring them to deflect their attention onto the late Roy Orbison in a final thrilling denouement.

Blackpool celebrity, raconteur and e-cigarette ambassador Andy Floss makes his inaugural Tinned Fruit appearance, spilling the latest wheeze and sleaze from the Northwest Riviera.