Episode 2.1: "The passion was nearly there"

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03/20/19 • 59 min

A supply chain issue and artistic breakdown means that Art and Paul have gone their separate ways. Into the spotlight steps two new hosts, fresh out of "roid rehab" and ready to discuss the utterly non-pertinent issues of the day. In their first foray, Dick finds himself in a late-night clinch with her majesty the queen at a barbecue, while Dennis finds himself a fugitive when a vengeful registrar sets sights on his life.

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