
Dorit Smoking RHOBH Season 14 Premiere EMERGENCY ESPRESSO SHOT!!!!
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11/20/24 • 46 min
Darlings, this RHOBH Season 14 premiere was so good I had to run straight to the mic— vape in hand—to QUEEN OUT about it! The drama, Dorit, the chaos... this episode had it all.
First, let’s talk about Dorit. Not only did she and PK drop the ultimate Housewives nuke—divorce announcement—but Dorit finally lit up ON CAMERA, giving us a smoking moment that took me all the way back to RHONY legends Dorinda, Tinsley, and Luann. I LIVE for a cigarette cameo; it’s raw, unfiltered, and peak aspirational mess. Dorit smoking while while driving her G-Wagon? ICONIC.
Meanwhile, Kyle Richards remains insufferable (surprise!), but Erika’s blonde is serving? Finally something to celebrate. And Sutton’s surrealist soirée? More Kylie Minogue than Salvador Dalí, but honestly, I’m here for the camp. Plus, you know I couldn’t help but drop some art history knowledge as we judge every detail, as it tells who is has brains and who doesn't.
And can we just pause for Kathy Hilton, who exists in a realm of rich eccentricity that makes even these women look relatable? Also, where is the Kim Richards drama? That chaos deserves screen time!
This premiere was EVERYTHING, and I am buzzing with opinions. Grab your Parliaments, a Gucci lighter, and let's talk about this amazing episode as the RHOBH ladies delivered!!!
COVER ART
"Dorit being an ICON"
Season Two of #RockStarLife: Coffee Break blasts off with new episodes every Thursday—plus surprise Espresso Shots whenever the cosmos (or my caffeine levels) demand it. 🚀☕✨
Plus! The revolution needs YOU! Ethereal Anarchy: Zenobia Darling's Haunted Revolution Part 1 premiered on November 1st, capturing one of the most profound paranormal experiences I’ve ever had—documented in full, raw, reality-fabulousness. But we have more content, and filmed during the preimere, and now on a mission to make a part two, creating a first of its kind, full length paranormal documentry. Your support on our GoFundMe fuels everything from ghost-hunting gear to our fierce crew, keeping the spooky, queer vibes alive for the next chapter. Every dollar helps us push boundaries, bring the supernatural to life, and, yes—raise the dead!
Immense love to my fabulous sponsors: The Harford County Cultural Arts Board and Odyssey Salon and Day Spa in Aberdeen, MD!!!
Darlings, this RHOBH Season 14 premiere was so good I had to run straight to the mic— vape in hand—to QUEEN OUT about it! The drama, Dorit, the chaos... this episode had it all.
First, let’s talk about Dorit. Not only did she and PK drop the ultimate Housewives nuke—divorce announcement—but Dorit finally lit up ON CAMERA, giving us a smoking moment that took me all the way back to RHONY legends Dorinda, Tinsley, and Luann. I LIVE for a cigarette cameo; it’s raw, unfiltered, and peak aspirational mess. Dorit smoking while while driving her G-Wagon? ICONIC.
Meanwhile, Kyle Richards remains insufferable (surprise!), but Erika’s blonde is serving? Finally something to celebrate. And Sutton’s surrealist soirée? More Kylie Minogue than Salvador Dalí, but honestly, I’m here for the camp. Plus, you know I couldn’t help but drop some art history knowledge as we judge every detail, as it tells who is has brains and who doesn't.
And can we just pause for Kathy Hilton, who exists in a realm of rich eccentricity that makes even these women look relatable? Also, where is the Kim Richards drama? That chaos deserves screen time!
This premiere was EVERYTHING, and I am buzzing with opinions. Grab your Parliaments, a Gucci lighter, and let's talk about this amazing episode as the RHOBH ladies delivered!!!
COVER ART
"Dorit being an ICON"
Season Two of #RockStarLife: Coffee Break blasts off with new episodes every Thursday—plus surprise Espresso Shots whenever the cosmos (or my caffeine levels) demand it. 🚀☕✨
Plus! The revolution needs YOU! Ethereal Anarchy: Zenobia Darling's Haunted Revolution Part 1 premiered on November 1st, capturing one of the most profound paranormal experiences I’ve ever had—documented in full, raw, reality-fabulousness. But we have more content, and filmed during the preimere, and now on a mission to make a part two, creating a first of its kind, full length paranormal documentry. Your support on our GoFundMe fuels everything from ghost-hunting gear to our fierce crew, keeping the spooky, queer vibes alive for the next chapter. Every dollar helps us push boundaries, bring the supernatural to life, and, yes—raise the dead!
Immense love to my fabulous sponsors: The Harford County Cultural Arts Board and Odyssey Salon and Day Spa in Aberdeen, MD!!!
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Rocking Tank Tops after the 2024 Election with Stoney Williams!!!
In this outrageous seventh episode of Season Two of #RockStarLife: Coffee Break, we’re coming to you straight from my art studio in Havre de Grace! Joining me is my hilarious close friend and local stand-up comic, Stoney Williams, for a conversation that’s as wild as it is entertaining.
We cover everything from the bizarre 75-degree November weather to Stoney’s strong opinions on Vanderpump Rules and Mob Wives. Music lovers will appreciate our chat about Whitney Houston, Lady Gaga, Brandy, and the legendary Madonna. We even dive into ‘Ethereal Anarchy’ and some behind the scenes tea of filming my newest art film.
Stoney also shares stories about his new relationship and the joy of appreciating flamboyant gay men. Plus, we discuss the recent election with our signature mix of humor and insight with why The View sucks, all while craving Baltimore’s Hip Hop Fish and Chicken and talking our love of Tim Dillon and Baltimore.
Whether you’re here for the humor, pop culture rants, or ghostly tales, this episode is a ridiculous ride you won’t want to miss. Tune in for a #RockStarLife experience that only Zenobia Darling could deliver!
COVER ART
"View from Stoney's Pee Break"
Season Two of #RockStarLife: Coffee Break blasts off with new episodes every Thursday—plus surprise Espresso Shots whenever the cosmos (or my caffeine levels) demand it. 🚀☕✨
Plus! The revolution needs YOU! Ethereal Anarchy: Zenobia Darling's Haunted Revolution Part 1 premiered on November 1st, capturing one of the most profound paranormal experiences I’ve ever had—documented in full, raw, reality-fabulousness. But we have more content, and filmed during the preimere, and now on a mission to make a part two, creating a first of its kind, full length paranormal documentry. Your support on our GoFundMe fuels everything from ghost-hunting gear to our fierce crew, keeping the spooky, queer vibes alive for the next chapter. Every dollar helps us push boundaries, bring the supernatural to life, and, yes—raise the dead!
Immense love to my fabulous sponsors: The Harford County Cultural Arts Board and Odyssey Salon and Day Spa in Aberdeen, MD!!!
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Gossiping about Havre de Grace Hot Messes with Stoney Williams!!!
In this electrifying SUPERSIZED eighth episode of Season Two of #RockStarLife: Coffee Break, the inimitable Stoney Williams is back because he’s simply the best—and we’re absolute hot messes chatting! Live from my Havre de Grace art studio and feeling the high after recording last week's episode, we unleash our most chaotic selves in an episode full of outrageous antics and real talk.
We dive into our drinking habits, vape store hijinks, and the drama of my cat, Melvin. Gym hook-up stories? Check. My October hair color dubbed “Ghost Blood” and Stoney’s Basquiat dreads? Double check. We even revisit the early 2000s Tiger Woods sex scandal because why not? And don’t miss our eerie recap of ghost sightings at The Paranormal Realm: Beyond the Lore opening on 11/1.
Sprinkle in my recent TikTok fame and it’s already wild, but the bulk of the episode dives deep into the explosive Diddy drama and the true disturbing nature of Hollywood with gossip tabloids and the virtue signaling around LA's "Whore Economy". Consider this your disclaimer: we’re two comedians smoking weed and gossiping on a Monday Afternoon—don’t take anything we say too seriously.
Expect gut-busting laughs, pop culture chaos, and unfiltered energy. Tune in for a wild ride you won’t forget, live from Havre de Grace!!
Cover Art
"Weed Graffiti of Havre de Grace"
Season Two of #RockStarLife: Coffee Break blasts off with new episodes every Thursday—plus surprise Espresso Shots whenever the cosmos (or my caffeine levels) demand it. 🚀☕✨
Plus! The revolution needs YOU! Ethereal Anarchy: Zenobia Darling's Haunted Revolution Part 1 premiered on November 1st, capturing one of the most profound paranormal experiences I’ve ever had—documented in full, raw, reality-fabulousness. But we have more content, and filmed during the preimere, and now on a mission to make a part two, creating a first of its kind, full length paranormal documentry. Your support on our GoFundMe fuels everything from ghost-hunting gear to our fierce crew, keeping the spooky, queer vibes alive for the next chapter. Every dollar helps us push boundaries, bring the supernatural to life, and, yes—raise the dead!
Immense love to my fabulous sponsors: The Harford County Cultural Arts Board and Odyssey Salon and Day Spa in Aberdeen, MD!!!
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