Surprise, I’m Not Dead!: The Woman, Her Husband, and the Hitman
03/15/22 • 39 min
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When a woman, back home for a family funeral, was kidnapped by the hitman her husband hired to kill her, things looked pretty bleak. But lucky for the woman, hers was a hitman with a heart of gold. Together, they plotted to surprise the husband and get her (legal) revenge. The venue: her own funeral.
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When a woman, back home for a family funeral, was kidnapped by the hitman her husband hired to kill her, things looked pretty bleak. But lucky for the woman, hers was a hitman with a heart of gold. Together, they plotted to surprise the husband and get her (legal) revenge. The venue: her own funeral.
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Ridiculous Crime - Surprise, I’m Not Dead!: The Woman, Her Husband, and the Hitman
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In the thrilling episode titled "Surprise, I'm Not Dead!: The Woman, Her Husband, and the Hitman," the Ridiculous Crime podcast delves into the shocking tale of Noela Rukundo and her husband's sinister plot to end her life. Noela, determined to seek revenge and reclaim her life, enlists the help of her preacher to hatch a plan. Presumed dead, Noela resurfaces in Australia, attending her own funeral and confronting her husband. However, her ordeal doesn't end there. Kidnapped in Burundi, Noela discovers that her captors despise her husband and they refuse to harm women and children. As a complex chain of events unfolds, Noela's family and the hitmen blackmail her husband for money, eventually leading to Noela's release with evidence against him. The podcast presents a gripping account of resilience, as Noela bravely exposes her harrowing experience and confronts her husband, leading to his confession and subsequent conviction. Through this captivating story, the episode also explores the possibility of redemption for the hitman and highlights the inspiring story of Balanga Kalala, a refugee who rebuilds his life in Australia. If you're seeking a captivating blend of mystery, resilience, and justice, this episode is a must-listen.
Transcript
Ridiculous crime. It's a production of My Heart Radio Elizabeth Dotton. Yes, sir, you know what's ridiculous. I'll tell you what's ridiculous. People who put butter in their coffee instead of cream? Why is that ridiculous? They just got to get over themselves. Don't be don't be so precious and weird. But isn't butter just cream? Whatever? Stop it? I mean, you're much better chef and cook than I am. I just was saying, I know whatever. I just have
Surprise, I’m Not Dead!: The Woman, Her Husband, and the Hitman Top Questions Answered
What is the podcast episode about?
The podcast episode is about a woman named Noela Rukundo who survived a plot by her husband, Balanga Kalala, to have her killed.
How did Noela survive her husband's plot?
Noela hired hitmen who ultimately refused to kill her, instead advising her husband to change his ways.
What did Noela do after surviving the plot?
Noela returned to Melbourne, where everyone believed she was dead, and surprised her husband at her own funeral service.
What happened to Noela's husband after the failed attempt to kill her?
Balanga Kalala was convicted and sentenced to nine years in prison for his involvement in the plot to kill Noela.
How did Noela gather evidence against her husband?
Noela tricked her husband into confessing to the murder plot over the phone while recording the conversation with the help of the police.
Where did Noela go after the incident?
Noela traveled to Burundi for her stepmother's funeral but was kidnapped there.
Why was Noela kidnapped?
Noela was kidnapped to prove to her husband that she had been taken, but the kidnappers did not intend to harm her.
What did the hitman boss do for Noela?
The hitman boss gave Noela evidence against her husband and told her to share her story with others.
What happened to Noela after being released by the hitman boss?
Noela was released with a warning to leave the country and return to Australia to start a new life.
What did Balanga do for a living in Australia?
Balanga Kalala worked various blue-collar jobs, including seafood processing, to build a new life in Australia.
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