Push Pull Health - The Shocking Truth About Your Aldi Shop!

The Shocking Truth About Your Aldi Shop!

01/12/25 • 15 min

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Today's narcissistic ramblings include:
Raspberries and Freezer Filming
"Imagine if you're just trying to do your shop after a long day... and you've got someone in the way, putting a camera in the freezer so they can walk away from it, walk back to it, and open the door to pull out the raspberries."
"Here's me in a public space, trying to record a video of me picking up raspberries. God, it sickens me."
Frozen Pizza and Shoppers' Frustration
"You're rushing to pick up frozen pizza out of the freezer... tired, knackered, and someone is blocking the way with a camera filming raspberries."
Whinge Fest and Filming Criticism
"This has just turned into another whinge fest, hasn't it? Just me ranting about people filming themselves pushing a trolley around Aldi or Lidl."
"The only thing more embarrassing than consistently filming your weekly shop is someone whinging about it."
Shopping Trends and Procrastination
"Seeing someone's Aldi shop as inspiration? No, it's just another form of procrastination."
"You don't need to see the shop. The first time it happened, maybe. But now? No, you don’t."

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We'll return to give it a second bash, a new camera in tow - if the Irish cankle will allow it...
Ben still managed to poop out some half-decent narcissistic ramblings:
On Perseverance and Realistic Expectations:
"You don't hear about the other 99% who didn't make it. You only hear from the 1% at the top."
"You've got to keep turning up and doing this because if you don't, then what? Nothing."
"Transformation pictures aren't for you—they're' for everyone else. Do you take them and keep them private? Or do you slap them all over social media to show off?"
On Parenting and Body Image:
"Kids aren't stupid—they notice when their mom steps on the scale and lets the number dictate her mood. That behaviour plants seeds for unhealthy relationships with food and body image."
"The myth that women will get bulky from lifting weights must die.