Push Pull Health

<p> With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben every week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'<p>
<p> foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.<p>
<p> The weekly audio & video expansion on the world-famous 'The Daily Rot' email also includes: <p>
Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.
Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes (short and to the point)
Narcissistic wisdom.
Howdy,
<p> I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition. <p>
<p> I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer. <p>
<p> OK, that was lame! <p>
How about this...
<p>"You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."<p>
<p>You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote. <p>
Nah, cake for everyone!
<p> Just not Batman... <p>
Or Dan Machholz.
<p> Fulfil Your Health Destiny. <p>