046 - After We Collided (Film)

Buckle up, masochists! It's time for another deep dive into the cesspool of young adult drama with Liz and Scott as they tackle 'After We Collided,' the second cinematic masterpiece in the 'After' saga.

We navigate the turbulent waters of Tessa and Hardin's totally healthy and not-at-all toxic relationship. Watch as they unpack:

• The world's most lenient intern program (complete with company car and insurance!)
• A magical New Year's Eve party where everyone forgives and forgets faster than Hardin can say "I'm sorry"
• The revolving door of actors playing key characters (because why not?)
• Trevor's sexy spreadsheets and his valiant attempts to woo Tessa with cost-benefit analyses

But wait, there's more! Enjoy as we ponder life's important questions:

• How many objects will Hardin break this time?
• Is a Washington state heat wave actually a thing?
• Will wine floats be the next big trend in mixology?
• How many times can one say "fucking Trevor" before it loses all meaning?

So grab your favorite bottle of bottom-shelf vodka, cozy up with your "I <3 Hardin" body pillow, and prepare for an hour of snarky commentary that'll leave you questioning your life choices almost as much as Tessa should be questioning hers.

Remember: if you drink every time someone makes a terrible decision, you'll be in the ER before the halfway mark. You've been warned.