Dork Matters

He's just not that into you! Or maybe he is? Or maybe we all need to just snuggle up with a good mug of tea, put on some comfy pants and watch ourselves some romantic comedies. In this episode, join Lexi and Ben and maybe Nora Ephron to really get into the world of funny romance movies. (Please note that Nora Ephron is not actually IN this episode). Are you more of a "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" kinda person, or maybe a "The Notebook" person? Listen now and pick your romantic poison!
Jess Says:
- I was going to say Swedish berries but like is that a gummy??? idk

Rooked is mommy, thanks for the shout out - Ryan is so tickled

You missed When Harry Met Sally!!! I just think it's iconic and the diner scene is so good

Ryan and I's song is The Whole of the Moon by The Waterboys (idk why, it's a song that Ryan always liked and I didn't know it until we started dating and we both love it)

Transcript:

Keywords: gummies, candy, romantic comedies, romcom, chick flick, relationship, breakup, puppet, Muppet

Lexi 00:01

Just regular gummy bears.

Ben 00:03

Oh, I guess that's all right. I'm partial to real fruit gummies.

Lexi 00:09

I like a bear in a gummy.

Ben 00:11

Yeah.

Lexi 00:13

Or a coke bottle. I like a good cola bottle.

Ben 00:13

Coke bottles are good. What's your ultimate gummy? I don't think we've ever talked about gummies.

Lexi 00:19

Iced tea.

Ben 00:19

There's an iced tea gummy?

Lexi 00:19

There's an iced tea gummy by the makers of the... Haribo?

Ben 00:27

Haribo, yeah.

Lexi 00:29

They also make an iced tea gummy.

Ben 00:30

I don't think I've ever seen that one, but I'm down with some Haribo.

Lexi 00:32

I've only ever found it in the candy store in Banff.

Ben 00:36

Wow, I like their mixed gummies. I'm a gummy stan.

Lexi 00:41

Me too. I can say no to a lot of candy, but a gummy? I have a hard time passing up a gummy.

Ben 00:48

It just feels right.

Lexi 00:49

It does.

Ben 00:49

Okay. Taking away any sort of extra-special types of gummies, what's like a normal gummy go-to for you?

Lexi 00:58

Um...

Ben 00:59

If you had to choose sort of the run-of-the-mill, you can find them at the drugstore, Shoppers Drug Mart.

Lexi 01:04

Coke bottle. Any type of coke bottle.

Ben 01:06

All right, all right.

Lexi 01:06

A blue shark. I like a blue shark.

Ben 01:07

Ooh.

Lexi 01:07

I like a gummy bear.

Ben 01:12

Mm, mm, mm.

Lexi 01:12

And then, if I'm hard pressed, I'll do a gummy worm.

Ben 01:12

Mm.

Lexi 01:17

And then, everything else, I can kind of say no to. What about you?

Ben 01:20

I'm partial to sour gummies.

Lexi 01:23

Mm. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Ben 01:23

I do like them. So, a sour soother is pretty good. Dina-sour, if you will.

Lexi 01:29

Yeah. Very good. My mom used to have those in bulk when she was a high-school principal, and I would just eat them off of her desk all the time. Yep.

Ben 01:36

Yeah. I used to hang out in a hot tub with my older brother when we were finished high school, but hadn't moved on with life yet, and we'd sit in the hot tub out back, and just eat sour soothers till, like, 3 in the morning.

Lexi 01:50

Well, you know, there's worse things.

Ben 01:51

Yeah, right?

Lexi 01:53

Do you have a favourite colour of gummy?

Ben 01:55

Oh, no. I've never really worried about that. I do like those fried egg looking ones though from Haribo, as well.

Lexi 02:00

Mm. Like the 10-cent candies, which are more like a dollar, like just the mix of things.

Ben 02:05

Yeah, I like a mix, as well, like a little mix bag, but I like the sour packages. If we are talking about king of gummies, for me, it's a jube-jube.

Lexi 02:14

Really?

Ben 02:15

Or a Jujube. Yeah, I mean, I'll eat them fresh or not fresh, but they are definitely better when they're fresh. They haven't gone all hard and shit.

Lexi 02:23

Yeah. I miss the pink package of gummy bears. That was the king of gummies--

Ben 02:29

Oh, I don't know that package. No, I don't.

Lexi 02:31

Do you remember that? Like, I remember being a child in going to see The Lion King in theatres and my mom was like, "You can get a snack," and I was like, "I want gummy bears," and it was in a pink package.

Ben 02:45

Huh.

Lexi 02:45

And the gummy bears—the bears themselves—spelled out the word "gummy".

Ben 02:47

Wow, I do not recall those at all, but that's dope.

Lexi 02:51

And they were my favourite. Oh, they ...

Canadian content warning: maple syrup, timbits, toques and nostalgia ahead! We’re talking the best of Canadian TV: The Odyssey, Heartland, The Raccoons, Fred Penner's Place, Road to Avonlea, The Urban Peasant, The Littlest Hobo, OWL/TV, Electric Circus, SCTV and like, so many more.

FURTHER DORKSCUSSION:

Here are the Canadian TV shows we chatted about:

• Heartland
• Blizzard Island
• The Raccoons
• The Odyssey
• Fred Penner's Place
• Road to Avonlea
• The Urban Peasant
• The Littlest Hobo
• OWL/TV
• Electric Circus
• Mr. Dressup
• SCTV
• Kenny vs. Spenny
• Street Cents
• Jonovision
• Mr. D
• North of 60

BONUS CONTENT:

• Turk Vs. Police
• Hinterland Who's Who

SOCIALS:

Here's where you can find us!

• Lexi's website and twitter and instagram
• Ben's website and instagram and where to buy his book: Amazon.ca / Comixology / Ind!go / Renegade Arts
• Dork Matter's website(WIP) and twitter and instagram and reddit

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SOCIALS:

Here's where you can find us!

• Lexi' Hunt's website and twitter and instagram
• Ben Rankel's website and instagram and where to buy his book: Amazon.ca /