Kafka on the Dork

Ben and Lexi are dorking out about all things food! What gross food combinations bring you the most comfort? If you had one last meal before the great beyond - what would you eat? What does a latch key eat when they are too afraid to use the stove? Listen in as they dork out with their forks out.

SHOW NOTES:

We are talking food BUT safety first - here is a helpful video on how to save yourself from choking on food if you are alone!

Lexi's Last Meal:

• Yam fries and miso gravy from the Coup
• Caesar salad from Lexi's mom
• "Pseudo" Lasagna , again from Lexi's mom
• Mocha Cake from Glamorgan Bakery

Ben's Last Meal:

• Fancy pants Shepard's pie NOT cottage pie (maybe some gravy or ketchup)

Disgusting Food We Love:

• Spoonfuls of ice tea mix, straight up
• Saltine crackers with peanut butter and chocolate chips (sad snacks)
  • Saltines with pb & j
  • Saltines with margarine
  • Christmas Crack (saltine recipe): https://www.littlesweetbaker.com/christmas-crack-saltine-cracker-toffee/
• Marble cheese, pasta sauce and crackers (saltines, Breton crackers, Ritz crackers or Stone Wheat Thins)
• White pasta, Zesty Italian salad dressing and A LOT of parmesan (sprinkle) cheese...like a lot
• The Dylan special, the Pregnant woman wrap - whole wheat pita, sauerkraut, nut butter (not a sweet one) and lacinato kale
• Imitation crab and melted butter OR wasabi OR a sriracha mayo
• Just melted cheese out of a bowl

Maybe not gross food?

• Brie covered in butter, brown sugar and maple syrup and then wrapped in puff pastry
• Brie covered in Kahlua and then melt and eat with crackers
• Brie and raspberry jam
• Cottage cheese and raspberry jam

Door Dash or Skip the Dishes Go To Order:

• Vietnamese food is the winner! Subs or anything with noodles (Jess agrees!)

Strangest Food We Have Tried

• Lexi will eat pineapple but only on pizza but will NEVER eat pineapple on its own. Pineapple is gross.
• Ben ate a kangaroo , frog and crocodile

We talked about:

• Jordan Witzel's beloved Glamorgan Cheese bun Halloween costume from 2020. Can't make this stuff up folks
• Luke's Drug Mart
• Black Foot Crossing Historical Park
• Calvin and Hobbes
• If you have gross food for our dork cook book, send those recipes in! Especially SALTINE CRACKER recipes
• Tayce and Heniz beans
• Community Natural Foods
• Byblos Bakery and Lake View Bakery
• Wheat Crunch
• Lexi can only eat cheese pizza pops when she is sick
• Let's get going with that lab grown meat!
• People who are allergic to shellfish might also be allergic to bugs
• Lexi alluded to the Queasy Bake oven
• Would you eat lab grown extinct animals? What about human lab grown meat?
• Lexi ate at Yamazato Restaurant in Amsterdam and it was amazing
• The Lucca Comics and Games festival
• Scoma's Restaurant
• Ben would travel back to France for the food and wants to visit Japan for a good noodle house
• Lexi would travel to Korea for the food and wants to go back to the Netherlands for food
• Red Fish Blue Fish
• Mango Rash - it is real
• Grizzly House in Banff