Return to Stardork Valley: The Burpening
Explicit content warning
09/28/22 • 45 min
Okay...so there is a lot of burping in this episode. Consider yourself warned - we never promised that we were classy, only that we are dorks and do dork things. What began as an artsy attempt to remake the first episode of Dork Matters devolved into a hilarious episode that covered a wide range of topics including:
- Stardew Valley
- The 7Up Challenge
- Off-leash dogs
- Kangol hats
- Musicals
- Bonny Prince Billy
- Fraiser
- And so much more
Bonus Content:
- Lorna and Jess pointed out the "which 3 fingers debate" is also part of one of the best scenes in Inglorious Bastards: "There's a whole scene where Michael Fassbender gives himself away as a British agent by raising three fingers a la Ben, instead of doing it Lexi-style with thumb and two fingers, which is apparently the German way."
- The three fingers debate
Lexi apparently is a German spy from the 1940's and Ben is of this era. Which are you? Let us know on social media!!!
- The three fingers debate
- Sad ass Bonny Prince Billy music. Lexi insists that there is great joy in this music and we encourage you to check out more of his work!
Social Media!
Here's where you can find us!
- Lexi' Hunt's website and twitter and instagram
- Ben Rankel's website and instagram and where to buy his book: Amazon.ca / Comixology / Ind!go / Renegade Arts
- Jess Schmidt's website, twitter and instagram
- Dork Matter's website(WIP) and twitter and instagram and reddit
Having fun dorking out with Lexi & Ben? Help us out by giving Dork Matters a rating and review on Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your pods. It really does help us spread the word and get the dork out there.
"My tummy hurts." - Burping girls
SOCIALS:
Here's where you can find us!
Okay...so there is a lot of burping in this episode. Consider yourself warned - we never promised that we were classy, only that we are dorks and do dork things. What began as an artsy attempt to remake the first episode of Dork Matters devolved into a hilarious episode that covered a wide range of topics including:
- Stardew Valley
- The 7Up Challenge
- Off-leash dogs
- Kangol hats
- Musicals
- Bonny Prince Billy
- Fraiser
- And so much more
Bonus Content:
- Lorna and Jess pointed out the "which 3 fingers debate" is also part of one of the best scenes in Inglorious Bastards: "There's a whole scene where Michael Fassbender gives himself away as a British agent by raising three fingers a la Ben, instead of doing it Lexi-style with thumb and two fingers, which is apparently the German way."
- The three fingers debate
Lexi apparently is a German spy from the 1940's and Ben is of this era. Which are you? Let us know on social media!!!
- The three fingers debate
- Sad ass Bonny Prince Billy music. Lexi insists that there is great joy in this music and we encourage you to check out more of his work!
Social Media!
Here's where you can find us!
- Lexi' Hunt's website and twitter and instagram
- Ben Rankel's website and instagram and where to buy his book: Amazon.ca / Comixology / Ind!go / Renegade Arts
- Jess Schmidt's website, twitter and instagram
- Dork Matter's website(WIP) and twitter and instagram and reddit
Having fun dorking out with Lexi & Ben? Help us out by giving Dork Matters a rating and review on Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your pods. It really does help us spread the word and get the dork out there.
"My tummy hurts." - Burping girls
SOCIALS:
Here's where you can find us!
Previous Episode
Return to Stardork Valley
Your dorky hosts, Lexi Hunt and Ben Rankel, return to Stardew Valley. This time we're talking about game mods, spatial empathy, cult of the Lamb, Amber Hageman, Blood, Sweat & Pixels, the Stardew fandom, the music and Haunted Chocolatier! This is also the first episode of our second year of Dork Matters, yippee!
FURTHER DORKSCUSSION:
BONUS CONTENT:
SOCIALS:
Here's where you can find us!
- Lexi' Hunt's website and twitter and instagram
- Ben Rankel's website and instagram and where to buy his book: Amazon.ca / Comixology / Ind!go / Renegade Arts
- Jess Schmidt's website, twitter and instagram
- Dork Matter's website(WIP) and twitter and instagram and reddit
Having fun dorking out with Lexi & Ben? Help us out by giving Dork Matters a rating and review on Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your pods. It really does help us spread the word and get the dork out there.
"Apples, you eat their clothes, but oranges, you don't?" - Alex, Stardew Valley
SOCIALS:
Here's where you can find us!
Next Episode
Cryptidork
We dork out about our favourite cryptids! We also talk breakfast cereal, almond milk, potty (training?) humour, ghosts, storytelling, colonialism, terrible medieval art, cultural appropriation and crushing watermelons with your thighs! What an episode!
FURTHER DORKSCUSSION:
Cryptids discussed:
BONUS CONTENT:
- Ben says he is Vector but Lexi and Jess say Ben is Captain Crunch
- Lexi calls herself Honey Bunches of Oats, Ben says Lexi is porridge, Jess says Lex is Special K
- Jess calls herself Cinnamon Crunch, Lexi and Ben agree because we don't argue with Jess
- Shope papilloma virus rabbit (content warning for awful)
- Garden of Earthly Delights by Hieronymus Bosch
- Medieval cats
- Medieval elephants
- Chixdiggit! - Chupacabras
- Watermelons vs. thighs
SOCIALS:
Here's where you can find us!
- Lexi' Hunt's website and twitter and instagram
- Ben Rankel's website and instagram and where to buy his book: Amazon.ca / Comixology / Ind!go / Renegade Arts
- Jess Schmidt's website, twitter and instagram
- Dork Matter's website(WIP) and twitter and instagram and reddit
Having fun dorking out with Lexi & Ben? Help us out by giving Dork Matters a rating and review on Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your pods. It really does h...
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