Dorkgeons & Dragons: An Actual Play Episode

On the first dork of Christmas my true dork gave to me: a holiday dork special! Lexi & Ben run down the best and worst holiday music, food, movies, characters, traditions and alternatives. Happy Solstice!

FURTHER DORKSCUSSION:

The 12 Dorks of Christmas:

Best:

• Food: Stuffing (Ben), Nuts & Bolts (Lexi)
• Movie: Muppet Family Christmas (Lexi), A Muppet Christmas Carol (Ben)
• Song: I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas by Gayla Peevey (Lexi), Carol of the Bells (Ben)
• Character: Zero from Nightmare Before Christmas (Lexi), Ice-Type Jesus (Ben)
• Tradition: Opening one gift on Christmas Eve (Ben), Christmas morning (Lexi)
• Alternative: Solstice (Lexi & Ben)

Worst:

• Food: Cheap Christmas candy (Lexi), Gingerbread House kits (Ben)
• Movie: Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town (Lexi), Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (Ben)
• Song: I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas by Gayla Peevey (Ben), I'm Getting Nuttin' For Christmas (Lexi)
• Character: Billy Bob Thornton as Bad Santa (Lexi), Tim Allen as Santa Claus (Ben)
• Tradition: Pictures with mall Santas (Lexi), Getting together with family (Ben)
• Alternative: Sitting at home crying (Ben), Being sick for Christmas (Lexi)

BONUS CONTENT:

Jess' picks:

Best:

• Food: Sticky buns (Christmas Day breakfast since I was a kid)
• Movie: Nightmare Before Christmas
• Song: Christmas Without You by Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers
• Character: The Grinch
• Tradition: My mom gives everyone really elaborate stockings with little trinkets and snacks and we open them all together - it's v cute
• Alt: Hanukkah (one of my aunts and my cousins are Jewish and I think it's a dope holiday)

Worst:

• Food: chocolate oranges
• Movie: Jingle All the Way (one of the worst movies I've ever seen, period)
• Song: All I Want For Christmas Is You - I can't really describe why but something about this song just is like nails on a chalkboard to me
• Character: Frosty the Snowman (just like so cloying in every interpretation)
• Tradition: My family plays Monopoly on Christmas Day and it's SO LONG AND TERRIBLE
• Alt: Boxing Day

SOCIALS:

Here's where you can find us!

• Lexi' Hunt's website and twitter and instagram
• Ben Rankel's website and instagram and where to buy his book: Amazon.ca / Comixology / Ind!go / Renegade Arts
• Jess Schmidt's website, twitter and instagram
• Dork Matter's website(WIP) and twitter and instagram and reddit

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“I'm going to tear off your skin like wrapping paper and deck the halls with your guts!” - Robot Santa

SOCIALS:

Here's where you can find us!

• Lexi' Hunt's website and twitter and instagram
• Ben R...