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Th3rd Stage at Scottfest
California King
05/21/20 • 57 min

Lincoln Bedroom
California King
08/01/20 • 37 min
Opportunity: medical appliances that go ham.
In these challenging, sexy times, your industry is probably suffering a grave synergy crisis. Maybe it's time to accept that there's no box to think outside of.
So, drop a coin in the bed, and strap this apparatus on your hog. It's for "health," okay?
We’re not here to judge.
(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)
Links:
- Lincoln Bedroom - YouTube
- You Look Nice Today - YouTube — Please consider subscribing to the YLNT YouTube channel.
- Charles Grodin on Tonight Show, Late Night, September 1989 -Best Show - YouTube — Charles Grodin was on a book tour in September 1989, promoting his new release, "It Would Be So Nice If You Weren't Here."
- Beddr — Want to get diagnosed for apnea comfortably, in a snap?
- Heart disease prevention: Does oral health matter? - Mayo Clinic — Tooth loss patterns are connected to coronary artery disease.
- A Retro Traveling Standard: The Vibrating Bed — In the book Slaughterhouse Five protagonist Billy Pilgrim uses a vibrating bed to fall asleep.
- Harrison Bergeron — A buzzer sounded in George's head. His thoughts fled in panic, like bandits from a burglar alarm.

Big Money
California King
10/08/20 • 34 min
Opportunity: Improve the quality and reliability of online ratings systems with the assistance of little Philipe and a VHS tape of the pain you've caused.
There’s a 21⁄2 star Popeye’s in Tracy, and a 5-star Taco Bell in Pacifica with thousands of ratings, but who’s rating the raters? Perhaps reviewers will think twice if they know that they might have to repeat those comments to the proprietor’s sad child (rental or leasing options available).
Go ahead and unzip your wallet. Is it full of receipts? Open a WindowTM and let those money ghosts fly away—you never know what ID card or student photo is waiting just around the corner.
Your keyring: do you still have the keys to the car you drove as a toddler? Go ahead and slide those off. Sure you might break a fingernail—hold onto that, it’s a happy memory of your newfound freedom you might want to bequeath to a friend one day.
Grab your satchel full of California quarters and your wallet full of tiny bills. Let's mint a new you.
(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)
Links:
- Big Money - YouTube
- You Look Nice Today - YouTube — Please consider subscribing to our YouTube channel.
- Cockroach infestation shuts down San Francisco Popeyes — They determined that they had a cockroach infestation and the permit has been temporarily suspended.
- Next On “Black Mirror” - The Toast — what if phones, but too much
- Artisanal Plastic: Japan's Fake Food Is A Real Art : The Salt : NPR — They're meant to whet your appetite, but don't bite them: These are plastic display foods, and they're ubiquitous in Japan — designed to advertise the foods available for purchase inside.
- The world's best Taco Bell is located on a beach in California - Business Insider — In 2013, Thrillist dubbed it "the greatest Taco Bell in the world."
- Limited Perspectives Collection on Letterman, 1982-84 - YouTube — October 6, 1983: "Flashdance" reviewed by John David George, arc welder
- Star Wars. Reviewed and rated. — "Best movie ever. One star."

Love Pharmacy
California King
06/19/20 • 22 min
Opportunity: Bespoke pairings in a safe environment.
Welcome to Love Pharmacy. Please touch the button corresponding to the assistance you will need today. Do you need to lie down? This bed smells like your college girlfriend. And, it is very emollient.
Links:
- Love Pharmacy - YouTube
- Madonna Inn — Madonna Inn is renowned for its 110 distinct guest rooms, whimsical charm, and unique amenities and activities.
- How to use a Japanese LOVE HOTEL - YouTube — In this video you will learn how to use them and be confident on your next or even first visit.
- Column: For the doctor behind Happy Foot Sad Foot sign, a strange kind of fame comes to an end - Los Angeles Times — If you see the sign on its happy side, you’ll have a good day, and if you see the sad side, you’ll have a bad day.

History Mall
California King
09/25/20 • 32 min
Opportunity: an immersive journey inside of another immersive journey.
When Hobbes first stipulated that Man's primal instinct naturally reverts to a state of mall against mall, he probably had no idea how prescient he barely was.
But, what if History could also be a lively if self-referential retail and fast-casual dining experience? What if, indeed, that food court were presided over by a period-appropriate "judge" who deliberately attracted fleas and never broke kayfabe to admit that Wu-Tang Clan even exists?
Well, steel your guts and pack your butts, because your reality is about to get deeply augmented by some really upsetting contextual tableaux.
Like it or not, you've got the music in you. At least for now.
(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)
Links:
- You Look Nice Today - YouTube — Please consider subscribing to our YouTube channel.
- History Mall - YouTube
- Boobs-and-Butt Pose — While this pose is possible to achieve in multiple variations in Real Life, in fiction it can get exaggerated to the point that the character's torso is almost pointing backward.
- The 61 Best Butts on Instagram - Great Belfies 2020 — This whole Instagram butt-fixation thing really got going back in 2015, and now, it’s the year 2020, and we still can’t get enough.
- Butts - Descript — Butts?

The Situation District
California King
02/13/21 • 35 min
Opportunity: A fresh look at a storied neighborhood.
Editor: Paul O’Mara
(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)

One Ticket to the Gun Show
California King
09/18/20 • 36 min
Opportunity: a destination holiday you just can't wait to leave.
Isn't it finally time for fun Dads to get their dream vacation?
Just submit your dossier, pack your toilet, and get ready for some long-overdue Aloha.
Please be sure to include any specific skills you'd like to see complimented, all relevant dietary restrictions, plus painfully detailed notes outlining your position on clowns.
(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)
One Ticket to the Gun Show - YouTube
Links:
- You Look Nice Today - YouTube — Please consider subscribing to our YouTube channel.
- One Ticket to the Gun Show - YouTube
- The Day the Clown Cried (1972) - IMDb — Getting drunk at a local bar, he pokes fun at Hitler in front of some Gestapo agents, who arrest and send him to a prison camp.
- John Wayne Gacy - Crime Museum — He frequently dressed up as his alter ego, Pogo the Clown, at parties that he hosted for his entire neighborhood.
- Coping With Coulrophobia or the Fear of Clowns — Are Hospital Clowns Scary or Soothing?
- What does Club Med's "All-inclusive" package include? — (except champagnes, VSOP and XO alcohols, alcohol bottles, and some premium brands which are extra)
- Fantasy Island (TV Series 1977–1984) - IMDb — Accounts of visitors to a unique resort island in the Pacific Ocean that can fulfill literally any fantasy requested, but rarely turn out as expected.
- Emergency toilet kit with 72 hour supplies, toosl and more — When you have to evacuate and can no longer use previously existing facilities, then this toilet emergency kit might be the solution to many of your problems.

Yellow Leather
California King
03/27/21 • 34 min
Opportunity: Helping you become more comfortable in your skin.
Editor: Paul O’Mara
(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)
Links:
- Freddie Mercury Queen's Concert Yellow Leather Jacket Costume - TLC — "A Premium Quality Freddie Mercury Yellow Jacket, A Pure Queen’s Power Gear."
- What Is Disney's Go Away Green Paint? - Simplemost — The science behind the shade is simple.
- Aging: What to expect - Mayo Clinic — Here's what to expect as you get older — and what to do about it.

Livin' Barge
California King
08/15/20 • 38 min
Opportunity: A man, a plan, a canal, Erie!
What is it going to take for me to put you on this ship today? Revive the recycling economy, and pick up your own slightly stained "Dirty Venice" tee. Not the golf kind. Although, you can buy that too. Also, please be circumspect about the buffet, and always be guided by the advice of your new assistant, Ray-Ray.
If you need anything, just flag down Suzie, and please do have your checkbook ready. You're really going to need it.
(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)
Links:
- Livin’ Barge - YouTube
- You Look Nice Today - YouTube — Please consider subscribing to the You Look Nice Today channel on YouTube.
- New York State Canal System — Use your own boat or rent a fully equipped canal boat, and chart your own course. Marinas provide a full range of services for transient boaters. You can tie up and explore quiet, 19th-century canal towns, bicycle to nearby wineries for a tour, then dine aboard as the sun gently sets.
- Lobster golf balls — Lobster golf balls: Want to improve your stroke out at sea? Use lobster golf balls. Made from the shell, they're biodegradable.
- Hawaiian Punch — RJ Reynolds Company (RJR) acquired Hawaiian Punch in 1963. In 1981, the business was transferred to Del Monte, a wholly owned subsidiary of RJR.

The Velcro Side
California King
07/03/20 • 39 min
Opportunity: a fashion revolution that sticks.
Are you concerned about your presentation? Hate that bulging wallet? Feeling like there's nothing particularly talismanic about the body you're working with?
There's no longer any need to feel left out or fretful, because You Look Nice Today has you covered.
Literally.
(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)
Links:
- AA 12 Step Recovery Medallions | Sobriety Chips and Coins — When taking such a journey through the 12 step recovery program and then moving forward with life, carrying a momento of the process and a dedication to continued success can often give one great strength.
- Indian Lore Merit Badge and Worksheet — Sing two songs in an Indian language. Explain their meanings.
- MAUDE - Maude Findlay (Bea Arthur) "Walter’s Heart Attack" Silk Gown with Mesh Overlay | The Golden Closet — This floor-length gown was worn by “Maude Findlay” as portrayed by Bea Arthur in the hit television series Maude. The two-piece ensemble consists of a nude silk floor-length sleeveless gown with back zip closure and matching sleeveless vest with blue polka dot mesh overlay.
- The Velcro Side - YouTube
- You Look Nice Today - YouTube — Please consider subscribing to the YLNT YouTube channel.
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FAQ
How many episodes does California King have?
California King currently has 27 episodes available.
What topics does California King cover?
The podcast is about Society & Culture, Personal Journals, Comedy, Podcasts, Twitter and California.
What is the most popular episode on California King?
The episode title 'Flair School' is the most popular.
What is the average episode length on California King?
The average episode length on California King is 36 minutes.
How often are episodes of California King released?
Episodes of California King are typically released every 13 days, 23 hours.
When was the first episode of California King?
The first episode of California King was released on Apr 4, 2020.
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