Mr. Fahrenheit's Here

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08/21/20 • 33 min

Opportunity: turbocharge your brand influence with these mind-blowing tricks.

Listen. Sometimes, we all need a little help. Maybe you broke a gear tooth or even a toe. Maybe, you just can't remember whether Hegel played Dr. Who or Elvin Tibideaux or Harry Bentley.

Our highly-trained CrosspertsTM are standing by to "help." Perhaps not in the way that you want, but, definitely in the way that you need.

Now take off your shoes and peel this fruit. We will be taking a lot photos but probably won't put them on the internet.

(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)

Mr. Fahrenheit's Here - YouTube

Opportunity: turbocharge your brand influence with these mind-blowing tricks.

Listen. Sometimes, we all need a little help. Maybe you broke a gear tooth or even a toe. Maybe, you just can't remember whether Hegel played Dr. Who or Elvin Tibideaux or Harry Bentley.

Our highly-trained CrosspertsTM are standing by to "help." Perhaps not in the way that you want, but, definitely in the way that you need.

Now take off your shoes and peel this fruit. We will be taking a lot photos but probably won't put them on the internet.

(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)

Mr. Fahrenheit's Here - YouTube

Previous Episode

Livin' Barge

Opportunity: A man, a plan, a canal, Erie!

What is it going to take for me to put you on this ship today? Revive the recycling economy, and pick up your own slightly stained "Dirty Venice" tee. Not the golf kind. Although, you can buy that too. Also, please be circumspect about the buffet, and always be guided by the advice of your new assistant, Ray-Ray.

If you need anything, just flag down Suzie, and please do have your checkbook ready. You're really going to need it.

(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)

Livin' Barge - YouTube

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Livin’ Barge - YouTube
You Look Nice Today - YouTube — Please consider subscribing to the You Look Nice Today channel on YouTube.
New York State Canal System — Use your own boat or rent a fully equipped canal boat, and chart your own course. Marinas provide a full range of services for transient boaters. You can tie up and explore quiet, 19th-century canal towns, bicycle to nearby wineries for a tour, then dine aboard as the sun gently sets.
Lobster golf balls — Lobster golf balls: Want to improve your stroke out at sea? Use lobster golf balls. Made from the shell, they're biodegradable.
Hawaiian Punch — RJ Reynolds Company (RJR) acquired Hawaiian Punch in 1963. In 1981, the business was transferred to Del Monte, a wholly owned subsidiary of RJR.

Next Episode

C.A. Baracus

Opportunity: monetize the admittedly thin line between jape and assault.

There's a party in the boy's room, and you're invited.

Your Scoutmaster is here to encourage wholesome habits and gently dissuade you from doing your business in a swim suit.

So, c'mon in.

(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)

C.A. Baracus - YouTube

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You Look Nice Today - YouTube — Please consider subscribing to our YouTube channel.
C.A. Baracus - YouTube
Josh's Frogs - Largest online herps feeders and reptile supplies store — The man sells some good-ass hornworms.
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History of Ridgewood High School, Pasco County, Florida — The building, designed by Rowe Holmes Associates of Tampa, cost $3.2 million to construct. CM Associates, Inc., a Texas-based construction management firm, supervised the construction.
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