One Ticket to the Gun Show

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09/18/20 • 36 min

California King

Opportunity: a destination holiday you just can't wait to leave.

Isn't it finally time for fun Dads to get their dream vacation?

Just submit your dossier, pack your toilet, and get ready for some long-overdue Aloha.

Please be sure to include any specific skills you'd like to see complimented, all relevant dietary restrictions, plus painfully detailed notes outlining your position on clowns.

(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)

One Ticket to the Gun Show - YouTube

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You Look Nice Today - YouTube — Please consider subscribing to our YouTube channel.
One Ticket to the Gun Show - YouTube
The Day the Clown Cried (1972) - IMDb — Getting drunk at a local bar, he pokes fun at Hitler in front of some Gestapo agents, who arrest and send him to a prison camp.
John Wayne Gacy - Crime Museum — He frequently dressed up as his alter ego, Pogo the Clown, at parties that he hosted for his entire neighborhood.
Coping With Coulrophobia or the Fear of Clowns — Are Hospital Clowns Scary or Soothing?
What does Club Med's "All-inclusive" package include? — (except champagnes, VSOP and XO alcohols, alcohol bottles, and some premium brands which are extra)
Fantasy Island (TV Series 1977–1984) - IMDb — Accounts of visitors to a unique resort island in the Pacific Ocean that can fulfill literally any fantasy requested, but rarely turn out as expected.
Emergency toilet kit with 72 hour supplies, toosl and more — When you have to evacuate and can no longer use previously existing facilities, then this toilet emergency kit might be the solution to many of your problems.

Opportunity: a destination holiday you just can't wait to leave.

Isn't it finally time for fun Dads to get their dream vacation?

Just submit your dossier, pack your toilet, and get ready for some long-overdue Aloha.

Please be sure to include any specific skills you'd like to see complimented, all relevant dietary restrictions, plus painfully detailed notes outlining your position on clowns.

(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)

One Ticket to the Gun Show - YouTube

Links:

You Look Nice Today - YouTube — Please consider subscribing to our YouTube channel.
One Ticket to the Gun Show - YouTube
The Day the Clown Cried (1972) - IMDb — Getting drunk at a local bar, he pokes fun at Hitler in front of some Gestapo agents, who arrest and send him to a prison camp.
John Wayne Gacy - Crime Museum — He frequently dressed up as his alter ego, Pogo the Clown, at parties that he hosted for his entire neighborhood.
Coping With Coulrophobia or the Fear of Clowns — Are Hospital Clowns Scary or Soothing?
What does Club Med's "All-inclusive" package include? — (except champagnes, VSOP and XO alcohols, alcohol bottles, and some premium brands which are extra)
Fantasy Island (TV Series 1977–1984) - IMDb — Accounts of visitors to a unique resort island in the Pacific Ocean that can fulfill literally any fantasy requested, but rarely turn out as expected.
Emergency toilet kit with 72 hour supplies, toosl and more — When you have to evacuate and can no longer use previously existing facilities, then this toilet emergency kit might be the solution to many of your problems.

Previous Episode

C.A. Baracus

Opportunity: monetize the admittedly thin line between jape and assault.

There's a party in the boy's room, and you're invited.

Your Scoutmaster is here to encourage wholesome habits and gently dissuade you from doing your business in a swim suit.

So, c'mon in.

(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)

C.A. Baracus - YouTube

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You Look Nice Today - YouTube — Please consider subscribing to our YouTube channel.
C.A. Baracus - YouTube
Josh's Frogs - Largest online herps feeders and reptile supplies store — The man sells some good-ass hornworms.
B.A. Baracus | The A-Team Wiki | Fandom — Of this fact the Team is often overcome by other members of the team drugging him, knocking him unconscious, or, as in one episode, hypnotizing him, so he can be transported without objection.
History of Ridgewood High School, Pasco County, Florida — The building, designed by Rowe Holmes Associates of Tampa, cost $3.2 million to construct. CM Associates, Inc., a Texas-based construction management firm, supervised the construction.
Camp Tuckahoe – New Birth of Freedom Council, BSA — Summer camp is the high point of the Scouting year.
Fear of Needles: The Fatal Phobia - PharmaJet — Trypanophobia, fear of needles, also known as needle phobia, is the extreme fear of medical procedures involving injections or hypodermic needles.

Next Episode

History Mall

Opportunity: an immersive journey inside of another immersive journey.

When Hobbes first stipulated that Man's primal instinct naturally reverts to a state of mall against mall, he probably had no idea how prescient he barely was.

But, what if History could also be a lively if self-referential retail and fast-casual dining experience? What if, indeed, that food court were presided over by a period-appropriate "judge" who deliberately attracted fleas and never broke kayfabe to admit that Wu-Tang Clan even exists?

Well, steel your guts and pack your butts, because your reality is about to get deeply augmented by some really upsetting contextual tableaux.

Like it or not, you've got the music in you. At least for now.

(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)

History Mall - YouTube

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You Look Nice Today - YouTube — Please consider subscribing to our YouTube channel.
History Mall - YouTube
Boobs-and-Butt Pose — While this pose is possible to achieve in multiple variations in Real Life, in fiction it can get exaggerated to the point that the character's torso is almost pointing backward.
The 61 Best Butts on Instagram - Great Belfies 2020 — This whole Instagram butt-fixation thing really got going back in 2015, and now, it’s the year 2020, and we still can’t get enough.
Butts - Descript — Butts?