Lincoln Bedroom

Explicit content warning

08/01/20 • 37 min

Opportunity: medical appliances that go ham.

In these challenging, sexy times, your industry is probably suffering a grave synergy crisis. Maybe it's time to accept that there's no box to think outside of.

So, drop a coin in the bed, and strap this apparatus on your hog. It's for "health," okay?

We’re not here to judge.

(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)

Lincoln Bedroom - YouTube

Links:

Lincoln Bedroom - YouTube
You Look Nice Today - YouTube — Please consider subscribing to the YLNT YouTube channel.
Charles Grodin on Tonight Show, Late Night, September 1989 -Best Show - YouTube — Charles Grodin was on a book tour in September 1989, promoting his new release, "It Would Be So Nice If You Weren't Here."
Beddr — Want to get diagnosed for apnea comfortably, in a snap?
Heart disease prevention: Does oral health matter? - Mayo Clinic — Tooth loss patterns are connected to coronary artery disease.
A Retro Traveling Standard: The Vibrating Bed — In the book Slaughterhouse Five protagonist Billy Pilgrim uses a vibrating bed to fall asleep.
Harrison Bergeron — A buzzer sounded in George's head. His thoughts fled in panic, like bandits from a burglar alarm.

Opportunity: medical appliances that go ham.

In these challenging, sexy times, your industry is probably suffering a grave synergy crisis. Maybe it's time to accept that there's no box to think outside of.

So, drop a coin in the bed, and strap this apparatus on your hog. It's for "health," okay?

We’re not here to judge.

(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)

Lincoln Bedroom - YouTube

Links:

Lincoln Bedroom - YouTube
You Look Nice Today - YouTube — Please consider subscribing to the YLNT YouTube channel.
Charles Grodin on Tonight Show, Late Night, September 1989 -Best Show - YouTube — Charles Grodin was on a book tour in September 1989, promoting his new release, "It Would Be So Nice If You Weren't Here."
Beddr — Want to get diagnosed for apnea comfortably, in a snap?
Heart disease prevention: Does oral health matter? - Mayo Clinic — Tooth loss patterns are connected to coronary artery disease.
A Retro Traveling Standard: The Vibrating Bed — In the book Slaughterhouse Five protagonist Billy Pilgrim uses a vibrating bed to fall asleep.
Harrison Bergeron — A buzzer sounded in George's head. His thoughts fled in panic, like bandits from a burglar alarm.

Previous Episode

Terrestrial Bathysphere

Opportunity: sometimes, inspiration can be a breath of fresh steam.

Just because we can't be "near" each other doesn't mean we can't enjoy an intimate environment. Whether that's a museum on the Mall, or an antiqued vivarium in the woods, or even just a very large hat that you share with good friends. But, let's also address a uniquely male pain that is neither here nor there.

Time to dump out that box, slap on some rusty gears, and steady your gimbal load. This week, You Look Nice Today will spit on your comb and drop a half-penny into a strangely erotic new entertainment apparatus.

Mr. Twain will see you now.

(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)

Terrestrial Bathysphere - YouTube

Links:

Terrestrial Bathysphere - YouTube
You Look Nice Today - YouTube — Please consider subscribing to the YLNT YouTube channel.
Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics on Twitter: "How to wear a face mask without fogging up your glasses 😷👓 #COVID https://t.co/jIqVCEcJbK" / Twitter — How to wear a face mask without fogging up your glasses 😷👓 #COVID
Toothpick maker releases button-pressing sticks amid virus fears — 'The product, which features the tagline "come, press to your heart's content," comes with an additional container to hold the disposable sticks after use.'
The Karate Kid Daniel Larusso's Tenugui Headband replica movie prop — This is a replica of the Tenugui headband that is given to Daniel Larusso, (RALPH MACCHIO) by his friend and mentor Mr. Miyagi, (NORIYUKI ''PAT'' MORITA).
The Lightness of Being a Couch Potato May Work to Keep Us Fat - The New York Times — There are many theories about why extra pounds are so intractable, and the full mechanisms are still mysterious.

Next Episode

Livin' Barge

Opportunity: A man, a plan, a canal, Erie!

What is it going to take for me to put you on this ship today? Revive the recycling economy, and pick up your own slightly stained "Dirty Venice" tee. Not the golf kind. Although, you can buy that too. Also, please be circumspect about the buffet, and always be guided by the advice of your new assistant, Ray-Ray.

If you need anything, just flag down Suzie, and please do have your checkbook ready. You're really going to need it.

(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)

Livin' Barge - YouTube

Links:

Livin’ Barge - YouTube
You Look Nice Today - YouTube — Please consider subscribing to the You Look Nice Today channel on YouTube.
New York State Canal System — Use your own boat or rent a fully equipped canal boat, and chart your own course. Marinas provide a full range of services for transient boaters. You can tie up and explore quiet, 19th-century canal towns, bicycle to nearby wineries for a tour, then dine aboard as the sun gently sets.
Lobster golf balls — Lobster golf balls: Want to improve your stroke out at sea? Use lobster golf balls. Made from the shell, they're biodegradable.
Hawaiian Punch — RJ Reynolds Company (RJR) acquired Hawaiian Punch in 1963. In 1981, the business was transferred to Del Monte, a wholly owned subsidiary of RJR.