Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by Xandy and Christine Schiefer. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.

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252: Reviews of Laser Tag

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

09/27/23 • 66 min

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8 Listeners

241: Reviews of Whole Foods

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

07/12/23 • 77 min

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6 Listeners

159: Holiday Reviews

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

12/15/21 • 78 min

Gather round as we try to figure out the true meaning behind Mensch on the Bench.

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6 Listeners

239: Reviews of County Fairs and Porn

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

06/28/23 • 78 min

This one goes out to all the dirty birds.

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5 Listeners

244: Reviews of Squishmallows

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

08/02/23 • 91 min

We apologize for what this episode does for Temu coffin sales.

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5 Listeners

221: Reviews of Valentine's Candy

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

02/22/23 • 59 min

Satan? Beelzebub? Lucifer? Dana?

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240: Reviews of Thrift Stores

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

07/05/23 • 72 min

For mormon’s sake, don’t come near Fort Schiefer. We will hit on sight.

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5 Listeners

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233: Reviews of 90s Computer Games

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

05/17/23 • 92 min

Freddi Fish, Putt-Putt, Spy Fox, Pajama Sam, and Fatty Bear walk into a podcast episode...

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4 Listeners

238: Twilight or Classic Literature?

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

06/21/23 • 56 min

Tune in to find out what book is full of sexually frustrated cannibals!

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4 Listeners

151: Reviews of Halloween Costumes

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

10/20/21 • 49 min

Lovely Clown Xandy coming to a party near you!

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4 Listeners

1 Comment

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FAQ

How many episodes does Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet have?

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet currently has 382 episodes available.

What topics does Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet cover?

The podcast is about Comedy and Podcasts.

What is the most popular episode on Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet?

The episode title '252: Reviews of Laser Tag' is the most popular.

What is the average episode length on Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet?

The average episode length on Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet is 67 minutes.

How often are episodes of Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet released?

Episodes of Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet are typically released every 7 days.

When was the first episode of Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet?

The first episode of Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet was released on Dec 7, 2018.

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