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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by Xandy and Christine Schiefer. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.
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241: Reviews of Whole Foods

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07/12/23 • 77 min

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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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07/12/23 • 77 min

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252: Reviews of Laser Tag

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09/27/23 • 66 min

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Get your tix for our Pittsburgh and Nashville shows!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com

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Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu

Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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09/27/23 • 66 min

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159: Holiday Reviews

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12/15/21 • 78 min

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Gather round as we try to figure out the true meaning behind Mensch on the Bench.

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Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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12/15/21 • 78 min

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239: Reviews of County Fairs and Porn

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06/28/23 • 78 min

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This one goes out to all the dirty birds.

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Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

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Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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06/28/23 • 78 min

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240: Reviews of Thrift Stores

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07/05/23 • 72 min

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For mormon’s sake, don’t come near Fort Schiefer. We will hit on sight.

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Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu

Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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07/05/23 • 72 min

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244: Reviews of Squishmallows

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08/02/23 • 91 min

We apologize for what this episode does for Temu coffin sales.

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Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu

Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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08/02/23 • 91 min

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151: Reviews of Halloween Costumes

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10/20/21 • 49 min

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Lovely Clown Xandy coming to a party near you!

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Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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10/20/21 • 49 min

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221: Reviews of Valentine's Candy

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02/22/23 • 59 min

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Satan? Beelzebub? Lucifer? Dana?

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Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu

Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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02/22/23 • 59 min

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238: Twilight or Classic Literature?

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06/21/23 • 56 min

Tune in to find out what book is full of sexually frustrated cannibals!

Get your live show tickets now! https://www.beachtoosandy.com

Follow us on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu

Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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06/21/23 • 56 min

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219: Reviews of The Sims

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02/08/23 • 87 min

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Sul sul! Benzi Chibna Looble Bazebni Gweb.

Get your Morality Doesn't Go Out of Style pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu

Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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02/08/23 • 87 min

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How many episodes does Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet have?

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet currently has 318 episodes available.

What topics does Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet cover?

The podcast is about Comedy and Podcasts.

What is the most popular episode on Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet?

The episode title '241: Reviews of Whole Foods' is the most popular.

What is the average episode length on Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet?

The average episode length on Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet is 63 minutes.

How often are episodes of Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet released?

Episodes of Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet are typically released every 7 days.

When was the first episode of Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet?

The first episode of Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet was released on Dec 7, 2018.

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