Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by Xandy and Christine Schiefer. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.

#87 in the Top 100 comedy Monthly chart

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241: Reviews of Whole Foods

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

07/12/23 • 77 min

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07/12/23 • 77 min

6 Listeners

252: Reviews of Laser Tag

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

09/27/23 • 66 min

5.0

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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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09/27/23 • 66 min

6 Listeners

1 Comment

159: Holiday Reviews

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

12/15/21 • 78 min

5.0

Gather round as we try to figure out the true meaning behind Mensch on the Bench.

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Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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12/15/21 • 78 min

6 Listeners

4 Comments

239: Reviews of County Fairs and Porn

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

06/28/23 • 78 min

5.0

This one goes out to all the dirty birds.

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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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06/28/23 • 78 min

5 Listeners

2 Comments

240: Reviews of Thrift Stores

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

07/05/23 • 72 min

5.0

For mormon’s sake, don’t come near Fort Schiefer. We will hit on sight.

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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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07/05/23 • 72 min

5 Listeners

1 Comment

244: Reviews of Squishmallows

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

08/02/23 • 91 min

We apologize for what this episode does for Temu coffin sales.

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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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08/02/23 • 91 min

5 Listeners

151: Reviews of Halloween Costumes

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

10/20/21 • 49 min

5.0

Lovely Clown Xandy coming to a party near you!

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Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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10/20/21 • 49 min

4 Listeners

3 Comments

221: Reviews of Valentine's Candy

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

02/22/23 • 59 min

5.0

Satan? Beelzebub? Lucifer? Dana?

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02/22/23 • 59 min

4 Listeners

1 Comment

238: Twilight or Classic Literature?

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

06/21/23 • 56 min

Tune in to find out what book is full of sexually frustrated cannibals!

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Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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06/21/23 • 56 min

4 Listeners

219: Reviews of The Sims

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

02/08/23 • 87 min

5.0

Sul sul! Benzi Chibna Looble Bazebni Gweb.

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Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

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Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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02/08/23 • 87 min

4 Listeners

1 Comment

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How many episodes does Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet have?

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet currently has 318 episodes available.

What topics does Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet cover?

The podcast is about Comedy and Podcasts.

What is the most popular episode on Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet?

The episode title '241: Reviews of Whole Foods' is the most popular.

What is the average episode length on Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet?

The average episode length on Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet is 63 minutes.

How often are episodes of Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet released?

Episodes of Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet are typically released every 7 days.

When was the first episode of Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet?

The first episode of Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet was released on Dec 7, 2018.

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