Steam Room Stories: The Movie

08/30/21 • 88 min

This week, we watched the 2019 movie Steam Room Stories: The Movie, based on the long running queerbait-y web series of the same name. When an evil cosmetics mogul (Tracy Lords) tries to take over a steam room that's also the legendary Fountain of Youth, it's up to five studs, as stupid as they are sexy, to save the day.

Topics discussed:

Boys Gone Wild
The "good" part of the dick
Wet t-shirt contests
Comedy
Porn parody names

We Read Movies

This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

Topics discussed:

Boys Gone Wild
The "good" part of the dick
Wet t-shirt contests
Comedy
Porn parody names

We Read Movies

This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

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Somefarwhere

Everyone, this week's episode was tough on all of us. This movie doesn't make a bit of sense, and Eric may never forgive us for making him watch it. We watched the 2011 movie Somefarwhere, about a guy who goes to an unnamed Middle Eastern country to rescue his army boyfriend, and along the way gets tangled up in a plot not even the writer/director understands. Come along with us on this journey, but don't expect to understand it any better than we do

Topics discussed:

The Iraq-Pakistan border
Terrible stand-up comedy
Trying to intimidate someone in a room equipped with a clapper
No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service
The shocker
Everyone go watch the movie Society

We Read Movies

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Boy Culture

This week, because the long awaited sequel series is supposed to be coming out any day now, we talked about the 2006 film Boy Culture. Set in our hometown of Seattle, the film centers around X, an $5000/hr male prostitute who slut shames his friends, is casually racist and generally sucks. Can he find love with his roommate, even though he doesn't deserve it? Let's find out!

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