We Read Movies

This week, at the request of a fan, we watched the misnamed 2009 movie The Big Gay Musical, a movie that is pretty small and not really a musical. What's going on here? It must be the work of none other than Casper Andreas.

Topics discussed:

1. Musicals
2. Bottom shaming
3. Bottoms-who-bottom-for-bottoms shaming
4. The filmography of Brent Corrigan
5. The bible
6. The beauty of men's ballet tights

We Read Movies

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This week, the boys watched the 2010 film Bear City, a hairy, gay attempt at Sex and the City, that Chris has a lot of opinions about. Can a twink make it in bear's world? Can a bear make it in a twink's world? What if neither of those classifications applied and it was just a boring romantic comedy without jokes? Let's find out!

Topics discussed:

1. What makes a bear?
2. Chris's experiences at the Eagle
3. Editing down 3 hours of content
4. Jokes!
5. Shallowness and villainy

We Read Movies

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After a brief hiatus, we're back, with the truly amazing bad movie Vampires: Brighter in Darkness. Vampires are real, y'all, and they're all gay, obviously. But otherwise they're not at all like the vampires you're used to. They can summon demon scorpions, and teleport, and hitch rides on the backs of airplanes, but mostly they just hiss at each other. They hiss so much.

Topics discussed:

1. Glen Powell's cannibalism story
2. What to do with $10 million
3. Pokemon again
4. AFI's hit song Miss Murder
5. Vampires, what are they exactly?

We Read Movies

This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

This week, we watched the not-really-a-movie movie Brooklyn Bizarre. It's 80-90% montages of upsetting weirdo burlesque performances, and then there's a completely unexplained murder at the end, but join us as Eric tries to convince us that it actually means something.

Topics discussed:

1. What exactly is burlesque?
2. Chris describes a very short porno
3. Mumblecore movies that pretend they're gay movies
4. Russian accents
5. What exactly is a metaphor?

We Read Movies

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Sorry it's late! Chris decided to eat at a disreputable but delicious teriyaki place and then be bedridden for 3 days with the worst case of food poisoning he's ever had, but this week, we watched the 2017 movie Kept Boy. When an aging sugar baby feels his boyfriend falling for the pool boy, he tries to win him back through trickery. But is it really him who's being tricked? Or the audience, by the most ridiculous twist ending we've ever seen?

Also, will this experience teach Chris anything about being more selective about where he eats? Probably not

Topics discussed:

1. Chris describes more of the gay porno "Boy Band"
2. That time when Elon Musk injecting twink blood
3. Tom Bombadil but gay
4. Scheme, heists, capers and hijinx
5. The sexual preferences of owls

We Read Movies

This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm